Replace man with << any legend here >>
Replace girl with << your favourite db girl >>
A man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a Rs. 25,000 ring and showed it to him.
The man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
The Jeweler brought another ring .. costing 2 lakh rupees.
The man became angry, "You call this special? I repeat myself, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
"Here's a stunning ring at only Rs.20,00,000", the jeweler said.
The young girl's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man said, by check. "I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon, once you get your money" he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the man. "There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had.....?"