dance bars in navi mumbai

[richardspayan]

Tuesday mania

It was cabana birthday today
Cabana is scorpion
Me and Rajeev both scorpions
So jaana to banta hai

Went at 7 pm
All decorated
Baloons everywhere
All gals decked up
But no one charming
No one interesting
Donated birthday notes to waiters and captains
Left at 8 pm
Cabana need to improve the stock

Next stop nightangle
Around 8.30 pm
Rajeev was in full mood
As soon we got seated ..Kajal came running
She gave such a seductive look
To pull her legs
I asked her why she is troubling new comers and not going for entry
Sir ..aap bhi na..Aap bolo kis ke saath jau ..

Rajeev was was in seventh heaven today due to one new deal signed
And he just made kajal danced on and on

Almost 30 k must have thrown by Rajeev on kajal in one hour

Generally Rajeev is very controlled guy
Both of us came up from Zero in this city

And there were days when we used to wonder about how we will get business next day

But those were days of past
And now these are the nights of present


today he was in full t20 batting mood..
Went on and on
Sending Kajal to all corners of the ground ..
Finally i had to drag rajiv out..
He was totally manic behind her
And so was she
Kajal and her friend promised nude dance night out to rajeev
I know he will take her by weekend for nude dance

I quitely enroled one new dassi into training ..(she promised me to semd her topless pics tonight..dont ask me how I convinced her ...lets see )

Overall nightangle was eventful after a long time

It was surprsing that on cabana birthday ..cabana was half empty and nightangle was full ..

Cabana badly needs new stock

Missed Devil today

See you bro to meet new sensation Tina at Sur

Enjoy the week boys

Game is ON

Uncle Sam

@Unclesam love ur style
love ur outlook
love ur reviews
heard good things about u from @Anglo bhai
keep expressing
keep discovering
keep transcending

 

[jackyass]

Live FR...

Guys, wtf was proud that I have cracked the db girls encryption.... Was getting girls for nude dance and erotic sex easily last three weeks.. This is the third day for all night nude dance.. so many options so making trips... target girls and have them for nude dance..girl from Cabana today and easily got her... Stewards, Annas are not able to get her but girls can do it... link of the girls from different DB, spoke a commission of 50%, not a bad deal compared to the money and time you spend on any db girl to get her for the night... guys the magic works but problems have their own avatar...where else I can share other than this forum...

Mesmerizing couple of hours... fucking nude dance... girl spread with her legs wide open and hair spread over the bed nude while dancing ang laga de in a fantastic lighting in hotel... devil bro played for me once and got hold of it.. coming to the real problem... boyfriend is the biggest villain, these guys interrupt a lot during the sessions... today waiting for more than an hour watching them argue, writing this during my waiting time... awesome night interrupted by this guy... I'm going near her to get her back, she caresses my dick and arguing with her boyfriend... this is called multi-tasking... keeping the boyfriend and customer happy...my tolerance level is high but still my patience getting tested... will continue after they are done, listening to her and providing judgement in her favor....

Bye for now... Cheers

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Bhai, appreciate your patience but how can you forgive the girl and continue fun?

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[jackyass]

Have heard many of the stories of people going bankrupt due to Mongering. But I feel if you don't overspend you won't face any financial problem in life. Mongering is good. It removes your stress. It makes you happy. But everything should be in Budget. There's a need of Smart Mongering.

Of my total income (After deduction of Income tax) following is the spend:

12% Water and Internet, Electricity, Food and Grocery, Transportation, Mischellenious expenses

6% Life Insurance

14% Home loan

5% Leisure and Holidays

4.5% Donation To God and Charities

3.5% Mongering

55% Saving and Investments


Mongering is not a option in life. It's an necessity in life. That 3.5% Is so crucial. If am happy happy in my life then that 3.5% will indirectly increase the Total income. So in a few years that 3.5% will be negligible. Kuch waste Nahi jayega. Sab wasool hoga aur bhi jyada tariki hogi mongering se.


Time is more valuable than money. We have to give Time to Work, Family, Leisure, Spiritual, Social and Mongering. Everything is important. Give equal importance to all.

Seniors please guide me if I am right or wrong here.



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Bro, you budgeting is good. 3.5% for mongering is like Rs3500 for 1lac take home. You may be filthy rich spending so much and just 3.5%. God bless you.

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[jackyass]

Tuesday mania

It was cabana birthday today
Cabana is scorpion
Me and Rajeev both scorpions
So jaana to banta hai

Went at 7 pm
All decorated
Baloons everywhere
All gals decked up
But no one charming
No one interesting
Donated birthday notes to waiters and captains
Left at 8 pm
Cabana need to improve the stock

Next stop nightangle
Around 8.30 pm
Rajeev was in full mood
As soon we got seated ..Kajal came running
She gave such a seductive look
To pull her legs
I asked her why she is troubling new comers and not going for entry
Sir ..aap bhi na..Aap bolo kis ke saath jau ..

Rajeev was was in seventh heaven today due to one new deal signed
And he just made kajal danced on and on

Almost 30 k must have thrown by Rajeev on kajal in one hour

Generally Rajeev is very controlled guy
Both of us came up from Zero in this city

And there were days when we used to wonder about how we will get business next day

But those were days of past
And now these are the nights of present


today he was in full t20 batting mood..
Went on and on
Sending Kajal to all corners of the ground ..
Finally i had to drag rajiv out..
He was totally manic behind her
And so was she
Kajal and her friend promised nude dance night out to rajeev
I know he will take her by weekend for nude dance

I quitely enroled one new dassi into training ..(she promised me to semd her topless pics tonight..dont ask me how I convinced her ...lets see )

Overall nightangle was eventful after a long time

It was surprsing that on cabana birthday ..cabana was half empty and nightangle was full ..

Cabana badly needs new stock

Missed Devil today

See you bro to meet new sensation Tina at Sur

Enjoy the week boys

Game is ON

Uncle Sam

Uncle Sam, if people like Rajiv and you throw money like this on Kajal, obviously they will trouble newcomers like ferrous bhai. You legends will take same Kajal for nude dance and advice ferrous, captain bro to teach the bitch the lessons. You should have kept Kajal away for the sake of a co-monger. Your statements and actions are contradicting.

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[Pro1shooter]

On google maps !

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[Pro1shooter]

FR #3 on Nightingale

Priyanka ki badi gaand jali


I was alone, a bit hesitant. Entered nightingale at 6pm today. 3 customers and 10-12 girls. This DB has all types of girls.
Avoided Cabana due to its anniversary. Thanks Seniors.

Black coatwala and white coatwala shake hands.
1 black coatwala holds my left hand and shows me to sit on one seat. Other coatwala holds right hand and shows other seat.

It’s like tug of war and me in the middle. I separated myself from those 2 idiots and occupied the same seat me and Ferrous183 have been having for past 2 visits.

As usual, decided to stare for sometime and see if someone starts the dance show. Also, I was waiting for Priyanka to arrive.

She arrives after 1 hour. For this one hour, no one decides to make anyone dance. All coatwala’s look sad and hopeless.

I decided to wait and see what expressions does Priyanka give me. She comes and stands nearby my table and starts staring at me periodically, and obviously to other customers too.

At this time, I understood she is expecting me to ask her to sit. Coatwala also asking me for her. Also, indicating her to sit with me. Neither happened.

After 30 mins of staring, she realises I’m not interested. She starts joking about me with her friends. Her friends include Khushboo (the black Gaghra girl mentioned in my FR #1. She is a good dancer. Today she was dressed in a tight sleeveless black skirt. Looking like a secretary)

And one other fair, slim, tall, beautiful looking girl who has a somewhat big mole on her chin, towards the left side of her face. The mole makes her look little bad otherwise she is clearly the best in Nightingale, in my opinion. She also eats tobacco (a manikchand, Vimal, etc type of pudiya). It also could be a mouth fresher pudiya, not sure. But classy people use mint for mouth freshness. She has iPhone X.

Priyanka was probably joking with her friends about what services I requested her last time and probably that she wasn’t ready for those services. Everyone in their group were having cheeky laughter looking at me.

After sometime, Priyanka comes to my table and says Khushboo will give me full service. I said I’ll see.

At this time, there were around 20-25 girls and 10-12 customers. Still no one decides to make anyone dance.

Khushboo is staring at me. Asked her to sit.
Ordered 5 bundles of Rs 10 notes, each worth 1000. The actual bundle value was 600. Bar takes 400. Several girls and coatwala surround my table.

Make her dance on 3 songs with coatwala flying one bundle on every song.

Priyanka starts to get jealous. Still little hopeful of me calling her.

I ask Khushboo to stop dancing. She sits next to me and asks me what happened with Priyanka. And if I am making her jealous. I said, No you are a better dancer than her (which is true) and therefore asking you to dance. She says she can come for entry but I’ll have to do everything. I said, no thank you.

Wondered, in next few years there will probably be fucking dolls in market who will give better services and expressions than these nautanki bitches.

I was wondering what more songs can Khushboo dance in her fucking secretary kinda skirt. Of course she had to remove her big heels to dance.
Asked her to leave as I couldn’t think of more songs that can match her attire.
BTW, Khushboo isn’t worth for entry. Without make up her moustache will be visible and she will look like a kaam wali bai. She dances well though.

I returned smile to a girl who was staring at me. She is slim, in red sleeveless saree. Looks good from far. She comes to my table and I see her to be actually not so good looking. She smiles and her brown teeth is visible. Asked her to leave without enquiring anything.

After some staring, coatwala asks me for Priyanka. I shake my head with no affirmation.

Then he shows me the tall girl with mole on her chin, I mentioned above.
I agree and ask her to dance. She dances like a thakeli and in the middle of the song she comes to me and says she needs boni to be made. I said no one wants to see your dance. She leaves without a single note showered on her.

I told coatwala to not show me thakeli dancers.

She isn’t worth dancing and probably due to her Nakhra for entry too. Avoid her.

2 bundles on table. I order 3 more bundles.

I notice a good looking girl in gaghra dancing next to me table. Waited for her to finish.
She gives me an eye and I ask her to sit. Her name is Shraddha, from Rajasthan. She is fair (or saavli without make up), slim, flat tummy, good looking, very young. Probably early 20’s.
She dances very very very good, with full energy.

At this time, out of 15 or so customers only 2-3 are making girls dance.

Asked her to start with Choli k piche. Nice dance. Gives her 100%. One bundle showered.

After this song finishes, she sits next to me and I notice sweat flowing throw her face and nose. I give her a paper napkin. Hard money earned. Good job.
She orders bottled water and takes some rest.

At this time, Priyanka’s is super jealous and is saying something to me from little far away with rude facial expressions. Never understood what she was saying.

Shraddha dances for more songs until all bundles are gone.

I ask her for entry. She says NO. Asked again and says Yes. I ask for overnight and she says not today but tomorrow. The entry is decided for tomorrow, to be independent, between us and not through the bar, which is good. She agrees for 10k.

If she can fuck me with the same energy she dances, I’ll be in heaven.

Decided to meet again tomorrow at 7pm. Not sure if I’ll go. Doesn’t matter, whenever I go, it may happen.

I hand over 500 note to her and asked her if she wants to leave, she can as I am leaving. She stays until I get the bill and paid it.

1800 for 3 thumps up. Gave 500 more to coatwala. Total tip: 700.

Shraddha shakes hand while Priyanka is jealous.







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Enjoyed your FR
It sounded like movie scene


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[Pro1shooter]

Enjoyed your FR
It sounded like movie scene


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Hey friends,

Anyone has taken Manju from Mayur for an entry/FS?
In my next visit, I am planning to explore option with Manju. Just wanna check if anyone here already experienced?


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[Deleted member 64980]

Bhai, appreciate your patience but how can you forgive the girl and continue fun?

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Bro, while waiting I felt "What the fuck", after wait during fun I felt "What a fuck".

"What a fuck" has forgiven "What the fuck"...

Bro, I avoided my long US trip for strategic planning meeting and attending those meetings in US time zone... meetings are like dick sometimes getting hard for no reason... captain and Sam bro's FR were like refreshments... time to sleep even when there is a girl with me but need to be awake for 3 more hours... humble request please avoid silly posts bro...

No hard feelings...Good night, sleep tight

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[Unclesam]

Uncle Sam, if people like Rajiv and you throw money like this on Kajal, obviously they will trouble newcomers like ferrous bhai. You legends will take same Kajal for nude dance and advice ferrous, captain bro to teach the bitch the lessons. You should have kept Kajal away for the sake of a co-monger. Your statements and actions are contradicting.

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Good mornig All

Having Morning walk

Following Pc bro footsteps

It feels pleasant

Jackyass..Kajal is not Rajeev Keep..(even though she will love to be )..so Kajal is for everyone ..
Yesterday she was with us
Today she will be someone else
Tomorrow with some other person

And she goes with anyone who pays at least 10000 for her ( now a days she is choosy but generally she goes )

She is there to earn money
So its Free food
Any one can Have it bro....

Enjoy bro
And For Rest
As Saif says in Bazzar ( i just love that movie )

Micchami Dukkadam

Uncle Sam

 

[CaptainPathetic]

@jackyass No issues bhai. Am really glad Uncle Sam and Rajiv had a amazing time with Kajal. She is a cute and sweet girl. She is not just for me. She is for everyone. Even if you take her for Entry I wouldn’t mind at all.

My Fault was that “ Jab Loha Garam tha tab Maine Hatoda nahi Mara “ Infact she had herself told for Entry after she had danced on one song. But I had made her dance on 3 more songs but still didn’t take her for Entry.

And the next day also I didn’t ask about her and made a different girl Radhika sit with me who is there just for Entry. I felt Kajal giving me angry glances. Then I didn’t go for Radhika as I thought Kajal was the girl I had good chemistry with. ( Like in the movies at the end, When hero realises to go for the girl with whom he had True Love)

Tab tak Loha thanda pad gya tha. Fir jab Maine Hotoda Mara to obviously hurt my Hand and Johnny

It’s a slow Learning process.

I also agree Kajal would have come for entry the first time. Because we didn’t take during first time, she made an excuse the other day.

Yesterday she did come around my table and stared at me couple of times while I was making Khushboo dance. She was in jeans and a tight full sleeves T-Shirt.

She was little far away. I told her pointing at her pussy: Periods nahi chal raha hai kya?
She gave confused expressions. I then ignored her.

Next visit, will make Priyanka’s ass burn in fire.

Will also make Kajal dance and ask her to stop and leave in middle of dance saying she dances very bad, which she does.




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[devilszone06]

Tuesday mania

It was cabana birthday today
Cabana is scorpion
Me and Rajeev both scorpions
So jaana to banta hai

Went at 7 pm
All decorated
Baloons everywhere
All gals decked up
But no one charming
No one interesting
Donated birthday notes to waiters and captains
Left at 8 pm
Cabana need to improve the stock

Next stop nightangle
Around 8.30 pm
Rajeev was in full mood
As soon we got seated ..Kajal came running
She gave such a seductive look
To pull her legs
I asked her why she is troubling new comers and not going for entry
Sir ..aap bhi na..Aap bolo kis ke saath jau ..

Rajeev was was in seventh heaven today due to one new deal signed
And he just made kajal danced on and on

Almost 30 k must have thrown by Rajeev on kajal in one hour

Generally Rajeev is very controlled guy
Both of us came up from Zero in this city

And there were days when we used to wonder about how we will get business next day

But those were days of past
And now these are the nights of present


today he was in full t20 batting mood..
Went on and on
Sending Kajal to all corners of the ground ..
Finally i had to drag rajiv out..
He was totally manic behind her
And so was she
Kajal and her friend promised nude dance night out to rajeev
I know he will take her by weekend for nude dance

I quitely enroled one new dassi into training ..(she promised me to semd her topless pics tonight..dont ask me how I convinced her ...lets see )

Overall nightangle was eventful after a long time

It was surprsing that on cabana birthday ..cabana was half empty and nightangle was full ..

Cabana badly needs new stock

Missed Devil today

See you bro to meet new sensation Tina at Sur

Enjoy the week boys

Game is ON

Uncle Sam

Missed the good time me too....

Too much stuff to take care of right now..... but yea will wrap things up soon...

Now about Tina she is rajiv's catch... yesterday when i went in Sur as always directly headed for VIP there.... sat for some time and came out at my regular table.. she was there with black one piece just little below her Ass... she is more like the Andheri gals..... you can definitely be with her in any public place.... the only thing is I haven't heard her speak so.... Cant say on hows the language and tone.... but overall nice Chick.....

Devil...

 

[Unclesam]

Mahabharat Reloaded

(All characters are fictional and in similarities are strictly mythological )

In Hastinapur Duryodhan was sitting frusteted ..he was visibly angry

In came his loyal brother Dussasan ..

Hi bro ..whats up ? ..why so sad ?lets go out for bakarchodi ..

Dussasan asked

Saala wo Pandvon ki Dassi ki Gaand marni hai..indraprastha jaaa ke

Duryodhan was fuming with anger ..
Saali do take ki dassi ..samjhati kya hai..apne aap ko..Duryodhan ko mana kar deti hai..

Dussasan was still confused ..
Chill bro ..
Whats the big deal ?
Pandavon ko Juwa khelne bulao..aur Daasi ko jeet lo..last time bhi humne wahi kiya tha ..
Wasie bhi us ke jaisi daasi 10000 Swarna mudra deke aa jati hai..

Dussaasan showed his updated knowledge..

Duryodhan looked at his younger brother ..
Saala kon sa gadha mera bhai bana hai..he murmured..

Panndvon ko Juwe main nahi hara sakte..wo din gaye ..ab saala un ke paas paisa aur knowledge dono jyada hai..aamne samne ki yudha to kar hi nahi sakte ..Duryodhan argued ..

Aare to 10000 swarna mudra deke dassi ko nanga karte hai..usme kya hai..
Dussasan was still cheerful..

10000 suvran mudra kya tumhra Shakuni mama layega Rasana Se ?..pahle hi Yudha main kitna kharcha ho chuka hai .

Duryodhan could not control his anger ..

To plan Kya hai ?
Dussashan now realised the matter ..

Hum Raat ko indraprastha jayenge..chup chap akele..jab paandav nahi honge tab..us dassi ko bulayenge..nachwayenge aur fir usko chod denge..Duryodhan rattled out plan

Dusshan was more confused ..

Aare lekin isse dasi ki gaand kaisi marenge ..he asked his elder bro ..

Tu samzha kar chote ..apne ko sirf daasi ko niche dikhana hai..aur kuch nahi..waise bhi wo 10000 swarna mudra kis ke pass hai ?..nachwa ke chod denge usko
Bol denge..teri aukat nahi daasi ..

Duryodhan was havimg wicked smile now ..

Lekin yeh to galat baat hai bro..

Dusshashan started rationalising .

Wo bechari Dassi ko neecha dikhake apne ko kya milega..us se accha 10000 swarna mudra deke uski gaand maro ya fir usko bhul jao ..
Wasie bhi paandav us ko ittni suvrana mudra dete hai ki ..Dassi ko ghanta kuch farak nahi padega..
Waise paandav acche log hai..
Dusshasan put his opinon firmly ..

Paamdav acche log hai ?????
Saala tu mera bhai hai..ya un Paandavo n ka ..Duryodhan fumed ..
Bhai ka ego hurt hua uski tuze padi nahi ..yaad rakh Kaurav Team ka Captian main hu..
You have to Follow me..yeh tere 3.5 percent ka hisab nahi hai..mere100 percent ego ka issue hai ..

Duryodhan walked out fuming ..

Dusshaan kept thinking

Saala yeh kaurav team hi kharab hai..
Kyo na main team change karke Pandav team join karu ..
Saala yeh bade bhai ka daat khane se accha hai ki Party hi change kar du ..
Na Rahega Shakuni na rahega Duryodhan


He took his mobile out

He started serching his phone book

He was happy to see that number

It was Krishna's number

To be continued..

Uncle Sam

 

[devilszone06]

Mahabharat Reloaded

(All characters are fictional and in similarities are strictly mythological )

In Hastinapur Duryodhan was sitting frusteted ..he was visibly angry

In came his loyal brother Dussasan ..

Hi bro ..whats up ? ..why so sad ?lets go out for bakarchodi ..

Dussasan asked

Saala wo Pandvon ki Dassi ki Gaand marni hai..indraprastha jaaa ke

Duryodhan was fuming with anger ..
Saali do take ki dassi ..samjhati kya hai..apne aap ko..Duryodhan ko mana kar deti hai..

Dussasan was still confused ..
Chill bro ..
Whats the big deal ?
Pandavon ko Juwa khelne bulao..aur Daasi ko jeet lo..last time bhi humne wahi kiya tha ..
Wasie bhi us ke jaisi daasi 10000 Swarna mudra deke aa jati hai..

Dussaasan showed his updated knowledge..

Duryodhan looked at his younger brother ..
Saala kon sa gadha mera bhai bana hai..he murmured..

Panndvon ko Juwe main nahi hara sakte..wo din gaye ..ab saala un ke paas paisa aur knowledge dono jyada hai..aamne samne ki yudha to kar hi nahi sakte ..Duryodhan argued ..

Aare to 10000 swarna mudra deke dassi ko nanga karte hai..usme kya hai..
Dussasan was still cheerful..

10000 suvran mudra kya tumhra Shakuni mama layega Rasana Se ?..pahle hi Yudha main kitna kharcha ho chuka hai .

Duryodhan could not control his anger ..

To plan Kya hai ?
Dussashan now realised the matter ..

Hum Raat ko indraprastha jayenge..chup chap akele..jab paandav nahi honge tab..us dassi ko bulayenge..nachwayenge aur fir usko chod denge..Duryodhan rattled out plan

Dusshan was more confused ..

Aare lekin isse dasi ki gaand kaisi marenge ..he asked his elder bro ..

Tu samzha kar chote ..apne ko sirf daasi ko niche dikhana hai..aur kuch nahi..waise bhi wo 10000 swarna mudra kis ke pass hai ?..nachwa ke chod denge usko
Bol denge..teri aukat nahi daasi ..

Duryodhan was havimg wicked smile now ..

Lekin yeh to galat baat hai bro..

Dusshashan started rationalising .

Wo bechari Dassi ko neecha dikhake apne ko kya milega..us se accha 10000 swarna mudra deke uski gaand maro ya fir usko bhul jao ..
Wasie bhi paandav us ko ittni suvrana mudra dete hai ki ..Dassi ko ghanta kuch farak nahi padega..
Waise paandav acche log hai..
Dusshasan put his opinon firmly ..

Paamdav acche log hai ?????
Saala tu mera bhai hai..ya un Paandavo n ka ..Duryodhan fumed ..
Bhai ka ego hurt hua uski tuze padi nahi ..yaad rakh Kaurav Team ka Captian main hu..
You have to Follow me..yeh tere 3.5 percent ka hisab nahi hai..mere100 percent ego ka issue hai ..

Duryodhan walked out fuming ..

Dusshaan kept thinking

Saala yeh kaurav team hi kharab hai..
Kyo na main team change karke Pandav team join karu ..
Saala yeh bade bhai ka daat khane se accha hai ki Party hi change kar du ..
Na Rahega Shakuni na rahega Duryodhan


He took his mobile out

He started serching his phone book

He was happy to see that number

It was Krishna's number

To be continued..

Uncle Sam

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

 

[Pratapchan]

Kya bhai log...

Kya chal raha hai...

Jindegi maje karne ke liye hai...

Usko faltoo ki lafde me jaya mat karo...

Doh peg maro, maje lo aur aage badho...

Good wishes to all on the occasions of id- e-milad..


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[devilszone06]

Kya bhai log...

Kya chal raha hai...

Jindegi maje karne ke liye hai...

Usko faltoo ki lafde me jaya mat karo...

Doh peg maro, maje lo aur aage badho...

Good wishes to all on the occasions of id- e-milad..


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chute hai na aapko aaa......

 

[jackyass]

Bro, while waiting I felt "What the fuck", after wait during fun I felt "What a fuck".

"What a fuck" has forgiven "What the fuck"...

Bro, I avoided my long US trip for strategic planning meeting and attending those meetings in US time zone... meetings are like dick sometimes getting hard for no reason... captain and Sam bro's FR were like refreshments... time to sleep even when there is a girl with me but need to be awake for 3 more hours... humble request please avoid silly posts bro...

No hard feelings...Good night, sleep tight

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Bhai, I don't understand the phrase. Details please...

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[Pratapchan]

chute hai na aapko aaa......

Chutti hai aaj bhai... Still Working from home
Will plan something in evening...

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[jackyass]

@jackyass No issues bhai. Am really glad Uncle Sam and Rajiv had a amazing time with Kajal. She is a cute and sweet girl. She is not just for me. She is for everyone. Even if you take her for Entry I wouldn’t mind at all.

My Fault was that “ Jab Loha Garam tha tab Maine Hatoda nahi Mara “ Infact she had herself told for Entry after she had danced on one song. But I had made her dance on 3 more songs but still didn’t take her for Entry.

And the next day also I didn’t ask about her and made a different girl Radhika sit with me who is there just for Entry. I felt Kajal giving me angry glances. Then I didn’t go for Radhika as I thought Kajal was the girl I had good chemistry with. ( Like in the movies at the end, When hero realises to go for the girl with whom he had True Love)

Tab tak Loha thanda pad gya tha. Fir jab Maine Hotoda Mara to obviously hurt my Hand and Johnny

It’s a slow Learning process.

Bro, my opinion is all should enjoy. I hate this male chauvinistic attitude of our respected seniors, we only throw money without control and make them feel Royal and divine, and then crib about their attitude. In a way we are responsible, we don't try to solve the real reason but just try to make them feel jealous and have a sadistic pleasure. The real way to solve problem is give money to the level of what can satisfy them and always be in control

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Mahabharat Reloaded

(All characters are fictional and in similarities are strictly mythological )

In Hastinapur Duryodhan was sitting frusteted ..he was visibly angry

In came his loyal brother Dussasan ..

Hi bro ..whats up ? ..why so sad ?lets go out for bakarchodi ..

Dussasan asked

Saala wo Pandvon ki Dassi ki Gaand marni hai..indraprastha jaaa ke

Duryodhan was fuming with anger ..
Saali do take ki dassi ..samjhati kya hai..apne aap ko..Duryodhan ko mana kar deti hai..

Dussasan was still confused ..
Chill bro ..
Whats the big deal ?
Pandavon ko Juwa khelne bulao..aur Daasi ko jeet lo..last time bhi humne wahi kiya tha ..
Wasie bhi us ke jaisi daasi 10000 Swarna mudra deke aa jati hai..

Dussaasan showed his updated knowledge..

Duryodhan looked at his younger brother ..
Saala kon sa gadha mera bhai bana hai..he murmured..

Panndvon ko Juwe main nahi hara sakte..wo din gaye ..ab saala un ke paas paisa aur knowledge dono jyada hai..aamne samne ki yudha to kar hi nahi sakte ..Duryodhan argued ..

Aare to 10000 swarna mudra deke dassi ko nanga karte hai..usme kya hai..
Dussasan was still cheerful..

10000 suvran mudra kya tumhra Shakuni mama layega Rasana Se ?..pahle hi Yudha main kitna kharcha ho chuka hai .

Duryodhan could not control his anger ..

To plan Kya hai ?
Dussashan now realised the matter ..

Hum Raat ko indraprastha jayenge..chup chap akele..jab paandav nahi honge tab..us dassi ko bulayenge..nachwayenge aur fir usko chod denge..Duryodhan rattled out plan

Dusshan was more confused ..

Aare lekin isse dasi ki gaand kaisi marenge ..he asked his elder bro ..

Tu samzha kar chote ..apne ko sirf daasi ko niche dikhana hai..aur kuch nahi..waise bhi wo 10000 swarna mudra kis ke pass hai ?..nachwa ke chod denge usko
Bol denge..teri aukat nahi daasi ..

Duryodhan was havimg wicked smile now ..

Lekin yeh to galat baat hai bro..

Dusshashan started rationalising .

Wo bechari Dassi ko neecha dikhake apne ko kya milega..us se accha 10000 swarna mudra deke uski gaand maro ya fir usko bhul jao ..
Wasie bhi paandav us ko ittni suvrana mudra dete hai ki ..Dassi ko ghanta kuch farak nahi padega..
Waise paandav acche log hai..
Dusshasan put his opinon firmly ..

Paamdav acche log hai ?????
Saala tu mera bhai hai..ya un Paandavo n ka ..Duryodhan fumed ..
Bhai ka ego hurt hua uski tuze padi nahi ..yaad rakh Kaurav Team ka Captian main hu..
You have to Follow me..yeh tere 3.5 percent ka hisab nahi hai..mere100 percent ego ka issue hai ..

Duryodhan walked out fuming ..

Dusshaan kept thinking

Saala yeh kaurav team hi kharab hai..
Kyo na main team change karke Pandav team join karu ..
Saala yeh bade bhai ka daat khane se accha hai ki Party hi change kar du ..
Na Rahega Shakuni na rahega Duryodhan


He took his mobile out

He started serching his phone book

He was happy to see that number

It was Krishna's number

To be continued..

Uncle Sam

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Bhai, I don't understand the phrase. Details please...

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Bro,

Frustration - "What the fuck"
Satisfaction - "What a fuck"

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