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[Joker Army]

Please note we are all Well Wisher of @jackyass .

We have Created a Special Donation Account “ Jackyass Impotence Relief Fund”
Just give the Ammount to Ms.Manisha in Rasna DB.
Minimum of your Rs.100 Could provide enough supplies to ensure that Lund of Jackyass start working Again. So please contribute the amount to Ms.Manisha. Video provided below for the device which we are planning to buy for Jackyass

Good bless you Jackyass.

 

[Shivamrut]

03

Great scientists Vasikaran was mocked by his fellow scientific members and eventually they conspire and kill vasikaran out of jealousy

Before dying ..vasikaran put his soul into Chitti..
His best follower

Due to vasikaran Soul ..chitti starts talking like vasiakran..he walks like Vasikaran and then starts attacking those people who killed vasikaran

People feel that it is Vasikaran who is hiding behind chitti
But actually it was Chitti with soul of vasikaran

People attack chitti ..they try to kill him

But it leads to formation of more chittis
By Genetic mutations

Who in turn become more hostile
More rampant
More aggresive

They together create havoc in the city
Now what ?
Will city die ?
Who will control chitti ..?
And new mutant chittis ?

Only Vasikaran

But how to get him back ?
Thats the question

 

[Joker Army]

@Shivamrut

If suppose we are successful in buying this machine, and Jackyass has 15k to sleep with Manisha, then will Manisha tolerate all this Pumping action infront of her? What will be her reactions?

 

[Pranaam Guruji]

@Shivamrut

If suppose we are successful in buying this machine, and Jackyass has 15k to sleep with Manisha, then will Manisha tolerate all this Pumping action infront of her? What will be her reactions?

Budde Jacky phir bhi so jayega. rajrocks, captain, keiron, trojan, hornyamit will take turns with this machine to bang Manisha

 

[Pranaam Guruji]

Mahabharat yuddh...

Shivamrut, Mister India, pranaam Guruji, joker army are pandavas

Gauravas led by captain, jackyass,rajrocks,hornyamit,keiron

Truth wins

 

[Joker Army]

Budde Jacky phir bhi so jayega. rajrocks, captain, keiron, trojan, hornyamit will take turns with this machine to bang Manisha

But RajRocks to Gents Bar mei hi rahta hai.
Captain to America hi rahta hai.
Kiran , Trojan aur HornyAmir to Jackyass ke bhakt hai.

Guruji Kala Tarbuj ki agya ke bina kuch nahi karenge. Aur paisa bhi nahi hai. Wo Alag baat.

 

[Joker Army]

Mahabharat yuddh...

Shivamrut, Mister India, pranaam Guruji, joker army are pandavas

Gauravas led by captain, jackyass,rajrocks,hornyamit,keiron

Truth wins

You forgot Mumbaikar123

 

[trojan75]

Thoda to sudhaar yaar Apne jokes ka standard

Budde Jacky phir bhi so jayega. rajrocks, captain, keiron, trojan, hornyamit will take turns with this machine to bang Manisha

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[funzone699]

Ladki ke chakkar hai babu bhaiya ladai jaldi khatam hone wali ni Hain

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[Joker Army]

Honeymoon par gaye Mr & Mrs Jackyass
ne hotel me entry li..
Mrs. Jackyass was a SB Bong Women from Sai darbar Suffering from Various STDs and HIV.

Wife sofe par baith gayi and Jackyass counter par room book karne Chala Gaya

Waha counter par ek ladki thi Ms. Manisha.
Manisha was a DB Girl at Rasna DB but started a new Job as Hotel Receipnist.

Room me aakar Jackyss ne wife se
kaha,"Woh jo ladki counter par khadi
Thi who DB Girl Lagti hai jisko mei aj tak nahi Le paya”

Wife,"Nahi ji ye galat family hai apko. aap toh kuch bhee samajh lete ho. Wo DB girl Nahi lagti”

Mr & Mrs Jackyass mein bahas ho gayi
aur shart lag gayi pure Rs.20 ki.

Jackyass ne wife ko parde ke peeche
chhupa diya aur Manisha ko bulaya or
poochha,"Main akela hu'n aaj raat
mere
sath rukogi?"
Manisha boli - 15000 Charge karoongi
Jackyass - 500 dunga
Aur Manisha gussa hoke chali gayi aur
Jackyass shart jeet gaya

Pheer sham ko Mr & Mrs Jackyass
restaurant mein baithe hue thaey,
toh
Manisha ne door se unhe dekha and
paas
aakar boli....
"500 Rs mein toh aisi hi milegi......"

 

[trojan75]

Again kuch to standard sudharo yaar Apne jokes ka

Honeymoon par gaye Mr & Mrs Jackyass
ne hotel me entry li..
Mrs. Jackyass was a SB Bong Women from Sai darbar Suffering from Various STDs and HIV.

Wife sofe par baith gayi and Jackyass counter par room book karne Chala Gaya

Waha counter par ek ladki thi Ms. Manisha.
Manisha was a DB Girl at Rasna DB but started a new Job as Hotel Receipnist.

Room me aakar Jackyss ne wife se
kaha,"Woh jo ladki counter par khadi
Thi who DB Girl Lagti hai jisko mei aj tak nahi Le paya”

Wife,"Nahi ji ye galat family hai apko. aap toh kuch bhee samajh lete ho. Wo DB girl Nahi lagti”

Mr & Mrs Jackyass mein bahas ho gayi
aur shart lag gayi pure Rs.20 ki.

Jackyass ne wife ko parde ke peeche
chhupa diya aur Manisha ko bulaya or
poochha,"Main akela hu'n aaj raat
mere
sath rukogi?"
Manisha boli - 15000 Charge karoongi
Jackyass - 500 dunga
Aur Manisha gussa hoke chali gayi aur
Jackyass shart jeet gaya

Pheer sham ko Mr & Mrs Jackyass
restaurant mein baithe hue thaey,
toh
Manisha ne door se unhe dekha and
paas
aakar boli....
"500 Rs mein toh aisi hi milegi......"

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[waves_4068]

Fr on Qu**n p*l*ce @ se@w**ds
Nice small place
Mangement from silver point and couple of new punters
Empty most of the time 10 odds girls from 5-8 range
A cuple of cutie faces
Entry option available but only if you make a rappo for yourself
Drinks 500 for a large
Tips to girl 1000 in 10’s
Tips to waiter staff 200
+ entry and bar fine which is negotiable but a regular vistor of db’s can judge the worth hence not posting the price
I am not sure if the staff acts the same with every customer or was it me
I have put on my wandering hat and really enjoyed my time here ,
Every week new place
Rest other place not worth sharing
I’m either selfish or there is a fr on it already
P.s. dont pm me i dont reply to stupid question


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[Invincible4321]

Sam bro.......please clean up this mess created by your so called stupid chela....I just don't want to leave this thead and gems like NM and PC bhai bcoz of your gaandu fan....if you are reading this , it's my humble request.....

 

[Mightyboner]

No point of mandavli.. i guess this shit will keep going on.. ego clashes for no fuckin valid reason..
Newbies please post ur experiences..
If u have any queries do ask. There are seniors here who will help u out..
Do continue posting
Cheers

 

[Shivamrut]

@Shivamrut

If suppose we are successful in buying this machine, and Jackyass has 15k to sleep with Manisha, then will Manisha tolerate all this Pumping action infront of her? What will be her reactions?

Sorry
Machine has clearly mentioned in its manual

It dose not work against two things on earth

Kutte ki dum aur jacky ka l...d

Yeh dono kabhi sidhe nahi ho sakte

 

[Shivamrut]

Honeymoon par gaye Mr & Mrs Jackyass
ne hotel me entry li..
Mrs. Jackyass was a SB Bong Women from Sai darbar Suffering from Various STDs and HIV.

Wife sofe par baith gayi and Jackyass counter par room book karne Chala Gaya

Waha counter par ek ladki thi Ms. Manisha.
Manisha was a DB Girl at Rasna DB but started a new Job as Hotel Receipnist.

Room me aakar Jackyss ne wife se
kaha,"Woh jo ladki counter par khadi
Thi who DB Girl Lagti hai jisko mei aj tak nahi Le paya”

Wife,"Nahi ji ye galat family hai apko. aap toh kuch bhee samajh lete ho. Wo DB girl Nahi lagti”

Mr & Mrs Jackyass mein bahas ho gayi
aur shart lag gayi pure Rs.20 ki.

Jackyass ne wife ko parde ke peeche
chhupa diya aur Manisha ko bulaya or
poochha,"Main akela hu'n aaj raat
mere
sath rukogi?"
Manisha boli - 15000 Charge karoongi
Jackyass - 500 dunga
Aur Manisha gussa hoke chali gayi aur
Jackyass shart jeet gaya

Pheer sham ko Mr & Mrs Jackyass
restaurant mein baithe hue thaey,
toh
Manisha ne door se unhe dekha and
paas
aakar boli....
"500 Rs mein toh aisi hi milegi......"

Story dose not end at this point ..


Manisha did not get money
So to take revange ..

She told His wife the magic words told to her by Mister india

Pong Pong

Honey moon became bitter moon

 

[Shivamrut]

Fr on Qu**n p*l*ce @ se@w**ds
Nice small place
Mangement from silver point and couple of new punters
Empty most of the time 10 odds girls from 5-8 range
A cuple of cutie faces
Entry option available but only if you make a rappo for yourself
Drinks 500 for a large
Tips to girl 1000 in 10’s
Tips to waiter staff 200
+ entry and bar fine which is negotiable but a regular vistor of db’s can judge the worth hence not posting the price
I am not sure if the staff acts the same with every customer or was it me
I have put on my wandering hat and really enjoyed my time here ,
Every week new place
Rest other place not worth sharing
I’m either selfish or there is a fr on it already
P.s. dont pm me i dont reply to stupid question


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It is Queen palace at See woods at karave village

Once u go inside from palm beach road after the lake on left side ..u see this on right side inside the road behind temple next to malvan tadka

Nothing new
Low end db with local gals who are avarage and stupid ..
On radar due to conflict between owner and local people

Guru ji had put Fr way back

 

[Shivamrut]

Sam bro.......please clean up this mess created by your so called stupid chela....I just don't want to leave this thead and gems like NM and PC bhai bcoz of your gaandu fan....if you are reading this , it's my humble request.....

I met guru ji last week

I have disclosed it to senior most monger in pm and one new bee in pm ..

He dose not want to come back
On the forum which he took to heights

He is unhappy with stupid things written on forum

People have mentioned
Uncle sam ki gaand maro on froum
Uncle sam is asshole

Guru ji probabaly wont come back
Ever

Thats why forum needs to be destroyed

 

[Shivamrut]

BEWARE!!!

In this forum it is proved that some members have proven vested interests .

Count on people who left after being exposed and still supported by his friends and a group of people.

Do you guys know why?

Because either they are partner to his venture, like the one we are facing here or already fell pray to his utterly imaginative extravant and lavish spending stories.

These people do not have love for the forum but to increase their business and income, they are here.

We have, here in this forum, the owners to boost his bars income, also there are multiple bar owners in group and managers or agents some how linked to a bar on commission who formed a group here. Purpose is to allure members to spend more by their over-spending imaginary stories. spending lakh or 2 including nude dance and at star hotel in a day , all 30 days? is it believable?

Some of us surely get influenced and some of us are falling prey to their stories of over spending. and that is precisely what they want, more and more people to keep up with their spending to flaunt status and achieve equilibrium.

This is a trap!!!

Believe me or ignore. I have no probs.

Think before you leap. bars, specially OBs are incurring huge loss, most of them are customer less most of the time, and they have to pay elsehere to run business late night and to stay abreast , if they get 2 guys spending 20 to 40 k each day, still good for them which is coming free, no investment , only write few stories in the forum, that is all.

That is what we are facing now is one such agent, may be from love or bebo bar or some bar in belapur. Pls do not fall prey of storuez like having lunch in some exotic restaurent in belapur and then go to a OB and make girls dance nude at some 5 star. dont event try, it is imaginary.

" For benifit of clean forum members . Take it or leave and ignore "

Thanks buddies!!

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Are u really Naive ?

Do u think that it is so simple that u put Fr and people will join Ob and spend money

Boss
For that money has to be there in pocket

How can some one throw 40 k in ob whole salary is only 40 k ?

No one is asking any one to do that..

And do u thnik obs are empty ?

Have u ever gone to cabana ob at 12 .30 am
U wont get place to sit ..
Same is for icon or any ob

Half of silk route obs are filled by mongers from pune and beyond

U accuse people of putting False Frs because u r jealous and you can not do it your self ..

Same accusesation was done agaisnt ilketomonger by JACKYASS WAY BACK

that time also guru ji put his foot down

Now u will say Iliketomoger is also guru ji chela and is ob owner like me

Come on ..
Stop cribbing

Better see netflix documentry on Top ten controversies

 

[Shivamrut]

Unlike others who think this controversy has created issues in forum.. let's think it like this. Any bundled up emotion comes out and basics is money. So a guide on money and aukat.

Rule 1: this is a transient world. Like a water on a lotus leaf. It looks like leaf is the home of water droplet. It's not. A customer who understands this gets a vfm. A girl who gets this is gets a blood bank. When both meet u get a cat and mouse game which is fun. The absolute money depends on the pitch. And quality is not proportional to pitch. In business you find best bang for buck. Spend < 2000 till u get the game. And more important just learn see the flow.

Rule 2: every girl has her aukat. Learn what it is. Every bar has their champions. Go early . With one quarter learn. You think people in forum have money? Read through posts carefully where even best here have backed off. Realize u r nothing. Let that sink in. Now play. You have the best spenders here back off. It's not called aukat. It's called common sense. As I said before the flight in first or business or economy will get u to same destination. Get there.

Rule 3: dont criticize people who spend for upping costs.. one who spent is one in 15 days.. other 14 days some one else did. Soak in their prespective. When u want the goods this is the way to ge them

Rule 4: dont get pissed who got same good as you at lower cost. That's the way business is. Long term planning helps. Sheer luck is awesome.

Rule 5: forget all other rules. You have a home. You have your earnings for the month. You can be salaried. You can be business man. You can be some guy from secretariat.. but still there is a cap. This is a hired pussy. A game. Not life. Hit the gym. Run. Follow your hobbies. Time is more important than money. ROI is not just investment it's time too. What's left come here. Be safe.

A humble request from a very old member who has had disagreement with lots here. We never made it personal. We discussed it like adults. We shared a drink later. Tracing isotopes always find their homes.

Be free. Post your experience. You had great fun for 500 rs I am in. You had great fun at 50000 I am in. Any one attacks you dont bow. Share info. Share experience.

Part of the ship. Crew of the ship. This entire incident all it tells is something I have encouraged too to Spend more.. reality is some cant. Create space for them. Dont be asshole.. I have seen enough to tell your best is peanuts for someone else. I am sure u have seen it too.. I will not name anyone. But stop and post FRs. This thread will continue.to destroy something u need to own it..internet is not something you own.

For people attacking one member.. please remember this. You have lost the moment you responded in kind. the very fact that they have elicited a response of this level tells they matter to you. What is it ? A damned internet forum?? Be a ganguly.. not a ponting.. just hope people got the message

I fully agree with you
People should put Fr

How about you yourself putting an Fr which people can read and understand ?


Be the change u want to be