dance bars in navi mumbai

Earpy morning joke

Captain madarchod ask his men

Hows the lund ?

In your gaand sir

Jackyass gay madarchod replied
A joke for you as well. Uncle Sam wife filed for divorce stating that he is 300% impotent. On judge asking to explain, she said we all know that he is 100% impotent but now the forum members "Uncle Sam ki maa ki shoot" and "Uncle Sam madarchod" broke his mouth and fingers...so 300% and no use....final punch...though I offer myself free no one else is ready to have sex with me...judge granted divorce stating that he even cannot agree to the deal...hahaha....

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A joke for you as well. Uncle Sam wife filed for divorce stating that he is 300% impotent. On judge asking to explain, she said we all know that he is 100% impotent but now the forum members "Uncle Sam ki maa ki shoot" and "Uncle Sam madarchod" broke his mouth and fingers...so 300% and no use....final punch...though I offer myself free no one else is ready to have sex with me...judge granted divorce stating that he even cannot agree to the deal...hahaha....

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Biggest joke of the year in one line




























Jaccyasss got job in america




Nothing can ever beat this joke



Captain pathetic madarchod hai
Uska baap bhi madarchod hai
Jo nalasopara main rehta hai


Shiva
 
A joke for you as well. Uncle Sam wife filed for divorce stating that he is 300% impotent. On judge asking to explain, she said we all know that he is 100% impotent but now the forum members "Uncle Sam ki maa ki shoot" and "Uncle Sam madarchod" broke his mouth and fingers...so 300% and no use....final punch...though I offer myself free no one else is ready to have sex with me...judge granted divorce stating that he even cannot agree to the deal...hahaha....

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I am indeed impotent. There is no shame in it
My wife ditched me, that’s why I visit dance bars.

I use Viagra. Please see my compounder Shivamrut for Viagras.

Uncle Sam
 
One more mongering tip ..



How to get maximum fun in rasana inner room ?



Just ask Dj to play new song by jackyass



Laga kya ?



Next time just use these magic words

In rasana inner room

Laga kya ?

And see the fun
 
Just checked your thread Uncle Sam...this is better than the mongerology thread...very informative and helpful...you are getting a good response...Well done Pimp Uncle Sam and assistant Shivamrut...

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Thank you my son.

Now I am going to take some rest. I am bhuddha uncle. Tired of posting here. I earn very little commission from the girls for advertising them here on forum.

Hope you all understand and help this poor old uncle. I am also planning to sell my daughter here for sex. Lets see if it works out.

I will be back after 5 hours.
Tomorrow I will be back with new contacts.

Uncle Sam
 
Humans of dance bar

HE


GOD GIFTED


.........

Scene 1.

Afternoon 1 pm today

It was starbucks in an upscale mall in city . His meeting with client is about to finish . As always meeting was sucessful and HE was about to wrap it up .
There was a spark in his eyes
Not due to favourable negotiations in meeting ..but due a charming lady sitting on opposite table.
HE smiled at her ..complete strenger wearing smart causals..sipping her coffey with someone..
The other guy left in 5 mins ..she was alone .
HE again smiled .

This time she smiled back ..

I am hear to see guys for arrange marriage ..

She was telling him with spark in her eyes .

Now HE was on her table .

I am already married..HE pointed at his ring ..
But I must say ..to be honest you are very charming..

Oh really ..

She giggled .
Am I really that beautiful
Or you are just flirting with me ..

Madam ..I am just amazed by your beauti and brain.
and all I need is your most important asset..

Assets?

She stared at him

Your TIME madam

HE made his MOVE



Over next few hours..she got lost in his charm
And by the time they left ..arrange marriage guy was out of window and she was exchanging whats up message with a married man while driving her skoda .

............
Scene 2

Flashback .
11 pm
Few nights back

Hall was well decorated . Pink ballons everywhere. Happy birthday to u stickers on walls .
It is was birthday of one of the most beautiful gal from famous orchestra bar.
They have got a big a cake for her . She was all decked up in beautiful amd revaling chaniya choli.

One custmor was wating with wads of cash almost close to 2 lacs to shower on her when she wil cut the birthday cake .

HE was sitting in corner sipping his favourite coffee .

Happy birthday to you
Everybody started singing
Cash started flying .
100 rs notes everywhere .
The man who was throwing money was standing on podium with the gal .
Gal blew the only candle on the cake and shyly cut the cake.

And then


She took the piece of the cake and to the surprise of everyone , went to HIM .
HE kept his coffee glass. Hugged her. She put the first piece of cake in his mouth .

The guy who was throwing lacs of cash was still standing on podium shocked by the gals reaction.

HIS coffee was giving the KICK

..........................

8 pm today .

HE was in a dance bar . Second visit. Recently renovated .

As soon as HE got seated ..one gal greeted him
Hello..
She was the same to whom he made to dance in VIP of some other dance bar few days back .
She was trying to get HIS attention with full rights due to HIS previous VIP visit .
But HIS attention was an new chaniya choli gal with sliver chain on her waiste .

Aapka chain thoda jyada upar hai..He told the new gal.

She smiled and went to center of the floor infront of the mirror and adjusted her waist chain

Ab thik hai .

She asked

Yes ..HE said looking into his eyes ..with his boyish charm

Another group was sitting and making the same gal dance.
She was dancing for them but looking at HIM
And by the time , the next song started ..the gal was dancing in front of HIM
The other group start fuming
Manager was called
Argument flared up
But nothing stopped the gal from dancing for HIM.

The other group had to withdraw .
The previous night VIP gal was still standing next to HIM

She also could not make out when HE left her and went on dancing with new gal
All done smoothly.
With surgical precision.
No emotional outcry .
No trauma .
HE just moved on with the new gal
Smooth and swift .

His phone start buzzing
The afternoon gal..
Where are u..she whats upped

I am in dance bar..

HE honestly replied .

Oh so u found some one to flirt with ..
Her reply .
No one like you madam . Beauti and the brain .

His charm again worked.

Married man sitting in dance bar throwing cash on one bar gal with another bar gal standing next to him with the third un married non bar highly educated rich gal chatting with him on whats up fully knowing that HE is in dance bar.

All at the same time .

Only HE can pull it off .


...........................

Flashback

2 pm
Somedays back

It was bright afternoon
Not much sunny though .
Garden was calm and quite .
Some couples.
Watchman .
Not many people .
HE was sitting on bench with her .
She was in Jeans and t shirt Eating her favourite malai kulfee .
Much differnt looks than her usual chaniya choli look that she has always on the most famous orchestra bar of navi mumbai.

Yesterday one custmor threw 2 lacs on me in vip

She told HIM .

So he called you ?
HE calmly asked

Yes.
He asked me for lunch .she said

Then ?
HE asked

No I blocked his number..

HE was still listening

I just like to sit in this park with you.

She whispered in HIS ears .

Kulfi was melting in the afternoon sun

.................................

11 pm today

HIS last visit to another famous orchestra bar
Post dinner
Just a quick visit .
Again on his friends insistance .

The birthday gal was standing .
He igonred her .
Sipping his coffee he noticed another one .
Tall lanky long hairs .
HE called her
She did not come.
HE did not show any emotions
Just kept sipping his coffee and left in some time.
Just gave one smile to lanky new gal.

It is was end of the day .
HE had to go back home.
And then phone ringed
Unknown number .
HE picked up.

It was the lanky gal.

Sorry i could not come to you on floor .
Will u come back and meet me in VIP for 5 mins
Please .

She saud

How can HE say no ..

HE went in .
His friend stood outside.
After 10 mins and lots kisses He came out .

The gal had asked me to meet at her home tomorrow for lunch

HE drove back home

...................
His friend was smiling
He had seen this magic beofre many times with HIM
It was expected.

How can some one resists HIS charm ?

But there is a small problem

HE said
Now what HE asked .

Actually the other star bucks gal also has asked me for lunch tomorrow.
She just whats up
HE told his friend

Lucky bastard ..
His friend shouted while sitting in his car .

Dont worry ..I know u can manage ..

................

HIS friend was confident.
One orchestra bar gal
One non bar well educated gal .

Lunch on same day .

Forget the same day..HE can manage the same restaurant also

HIS friend was pretty sure

After all HE is the CHARMER

The Piped Piper who just can charm any lady in any dance bar or orchestra bar or anywhere for that matter

.......................

HE is just GOD GIFTED

...................................


UncleSam
 
Humans of dance bar

HE


GOD GIFTED


.........

Scene 1.

Afternoon 1 pm today

It was starbucks in an upscale mall in city . His meeting with client is about to finish . As always meeting was sucessful and HE was about to wrap it up .
There was a spark in his eyes
Not due to favourable negotiations in meeting ..but due a charming lady sitting on opposite table.
HE smiled at her ..complete strenger wearing smart causals..sipping her coffey with someone..
The other guy left in 5 mins ..she was alone .
HE again smiled .

This time she smiled back ..

I am hear to see guys for arrange marriage ..

She was telling him with spark in her eyes .

Now HE was on her table .

I am already married..HE pointed at his ring ..
But I must say ..to be honest you are very charming..

Oh really ..

She giggled .
Am I really that beautiful
Or you are just flirting with me ..

Madam ..I am just amazed by your beauti and brain.
and all I need is your most important asset..

Assets?

She stared at him

Your TIME madam

HE made his MOVE



Over next few hours..she got lost in his charm
And by the time they left ..arrange marriage guy was out of window and she was exchanging whats up message with a married man while driving her skoda .

............
Scene 2

Flashback .
11 pm
Few nights back

Hall was well decorated . Pink ballons everywhere. Happy birthday to u stickers on walls .
It is was birthday of one of the most beautiful gal from famous orchestra bar.
They have got a big a cake for her . She was all decked up in beautiful amd revaling chaniya choli.

One custmor was wating with wads of cash almost close to 2 lacs to shower on her when she wil cut the birthday cake .

HE was sitting in corner sipping his favourite coffee .

Happy birthday to you
Everybody started singing
Cash started flying .
100 rs notes everywhere .
The man who was throwing money was standing on podium with the gal .
Gal blew the only candle on the cake and shyly cut the cake.

And then


She took the piece of the cake and to the surprise of everyone , went to HIM .
HE kept his coffee glass. Hugged her. She put the first piece of cake in his mouth .

The guy who was throwing lacs of cash was still standing on podium shocked by the gals reaction.

HIS coffee was giving the KICK

..........................

8 pm today .

HE was in a dance bar . Second visit. Recently renovated .

As soon as HE got seated ..one gal greeted him
Hello..
She was the same to whom he made to dance in VIP of some other dance bar few days back .
She was trying to get HIS attention with full rights due to HIS previous VIP visit .
But HIS attention was an new chaniya choli gal with sliver chain on her waiste .

Aapka chain thoda jyada upar hai..He told the new gal.

She smiled and went to center of the floor infront of the mirror and adjusted her waist chain

Ab thik hai .

She asked

Yes ..HE said looking into his eyes ..with his boyish charm

Another group was sitting and making the same gal dance.
She was dancing for them but looking at HIM
And by the time , the next song started ..the gal was dancing in front of HIM
The other group start fuming
Manager was called
Argument flared up
But nothing stopped the gal from dancing for HIM.

The other group had to withdraw .
The previous night VIP gal was still standing next to HIM

She also could not make out when HE left her and went on dancing with new gal
All done smoothly.
With surgical precision.
No emotional outcry .
No trauma .
HE just moved on with the new gal
Smooth and swift .

His phone start buzzing
The afternoon gal..
Where are u..she whats upped

I am in dance bar..

HE honestly replied .

Oh so u found some one to flirt with ..
Her reply .
No one like you madam . Beauti and the brain .

His charm again worked.

Married man sitting in dance bar throwing cash on one bar gal with another bar gal standing next to him with the third un married non bar highly educated rich gal chatting with him on whats up fully knowing that HE is in dance bar.

All at the same time .

Only HE can pull it off .


...........................

Flashback

2 pm
Somedays back

It was bright afternoon
Not much sunny though .
Garden was calm and quite .
Some couples.
Watchman .
Not many people .
HE was sitting on bench with her .
She was in Jeans and t shirt Eating her favourite malai kulfee .
Much differnt looks than her usual chaniya choli look that she has always on the most famous orchestra bar of navi mumbai.

Yesterday one custmor threw 2 lacs on me in vip

She told HIM .

So he called you ?
HE calmly asked

Yes.
He asked me for lunch .she said

Then ?
HE asked

No I blocked his number..

HE was still listening

I just like to sit in this park with you.

She whispered in HIS ears .

Kulfi was melting in the afternoon sun

.................................

11 pm today

HIS last visit to another famous orchestra bar
Post dinner
Just a quick visit .
Again on his friends insistance .

The birthday gal was standing .
He igonred her .
Sipping his coffee he noticed another one .
Tall lanky long hairs .
HE called her
She did not come.
HE did not show any emotions
Just kept sipping his coffee and left in some time.
Just gave one smile to lanky new gal.

It is was end of the day .
HE had to go back home.
And then phone ringed
Unknown number .
HE picked up.

It was the lanky gal.

Sorry i could not come to you on floor .
Will u come back and meet me in VIP for 5 mins
Please .

She saud

How can HE say no ..

HE went in .
His friend stood outside.
After 10 mins and lots kisses He came out .

The gal had asked me to meet at her home tomorrow for lunch

HE drove back home

...................
His friend was smiling
He had seen this magic beofre many times with HIM
It was expected.

How can some one resists HIS charm ?

But there is a small problem

HE said
Now what HE asked .

Actually the other star bucks gal also has asked me for lunch tomorrow.
She just whats up
HE told his friend

Lucky bastard ..
His friend shouted while sitting in his car .

Dont worry ..I know u can manage ..

................

HIS friend was confident.
One orchestra bar gal
One non bar well educated gal .

Lunch on same day .

Forget the same day..HE can manage the same restaurant also

HIS friend was pretty sure

After all HE is the CHARMER

The Piped Piper who just can charm any lady in any dance bar or orchestra bar or anywhere for that matter

.......................

HE is just GOD GIFTED

...................................


UncleSam
Good, when will you update her contact info in free Indies list...people will definitely pay 4k for 2 shots for these girls...as a token of appreciation for your efforts people may pay 5k...good job Uncle Sam...

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Hi

Jackyass

Caary on

I have some work to do today

Unlike you..i dont eat muft ka roti

So carry on

I hope u get some good job than a hizda ons

No one is botherd by you

Keep posting

Captain pathetic madarchod hai
Uska baap bhi madarchod hai
Jo nalasopara main rehta hai


Shiva
 
Humans of dance bar

HE


GOD GIFTED


.........

Scene 1.

Afternoon 1 pm today

It was starbucks in an upscale mall in city . His meeting with client is about to finish . As always meeting was sucessful and HE was about to wrap it up .
There was a spark in his eyes
Not due to favourable negotiations in meeting ..but due a charming lady sitting on opposite table.
HE smiled at her ..complete strenger wearing smart causals..sipping her coffey with someone..
The other guy left in 5 mins ..she was alone .
HE again smiled .

This time she smiled back ..

I am hear to see guys for arrange marriage ..

She was telling him with spark in her eyes .

Now HE was on her table .

I am already married..HE pointed at his ring ..
But I must say ..to be honest you are very charming..

Oh really ..

She giggled .
Am I really that beautiful
Or you are just flirting with me ..

Madam ..I am just amazed by your beauti and brain.
and all I need is your most important asset..

Assets?

She stared at him

Your TIME madam

HE made his MOVE



Over next few hours..she got lost in his charm
And by the time they left ..arrange marriage guy was out of window and she was exchanging whats up message with a married man while driving her skoda .

............
Scene 2

Flashback .
11 pm
Few nights back

Hall was well decorated . Pink ballons everywhere. Happy birthday to u stickers on walls .
It is was birthday of one of the most beautiful gal from famous orchestra bar.
They have got a big a cake for her . She was all decked up in beautiful amd revaling chaniya choli.

One custmor was wating with wads of cash almost close to 2 lacs to shower on her when she wil cut the birthday cake .

HE was sitting in corner sipping his favourite coffee .

Happy birthday to you
Everybody started singing
Cash started flying .
100 rs notes everywhere .
The man who was throwing money was standing on podium with the gal .
Gal blew the only candle on the cake and shyly cut the cake.

And then


She took the piece of the cake and to the surprise of everyone , went to HIM .
HE kept his coffee glass. Hugged her. She put the first piece of cake in his mouth .

The guy who was throwing lacs of cash was still standing on podium shocked by the gals reaction.

HIS coffee was giving the KICK

..........................

8 pm today .

HE was in a dance bar . Second visit. Recently renovated .

As soon as HE got seated ..one gal greeted him
Hello..
She was the same to whom he made to dance in VIP of some other dance bar few days back .
She was trying to get HIS attention with full rights due to HIS previous VIP visit .
But HIS attention was an new chaniya choli gal with sliver chain on her waiste .

Aapka chain thoda jyada upar hai..He told the new gal.

She smiled and went to center of the floor infront of the mirror and adjusted her waist chain

Ab thik hai .

She asked

Yes ..HE said looking into his eyes ..with his boyish charm

Another group was sitting and making the same gal dance.
She was dancing for them but looking at HIM
And by the time , the next song started ..the gal was dancing in front of HIM
The other group start fuming
Manager was called
Argument flared up
But nothing stopped the gal from dancing for HIM.

The other group had to withdraw .
The previous night VIP gal was still standing next to HIM

She also could not make out when HE left her and went on dancing with new gal
All done smoothly.
With surgical precision.
No emotional outcry .
No trauma .
HE just moved on with the new gal
Smooth and swift .

His phone start buzzing
The afternoon gal..
Where are u..she whats upped

I am in dance bar..

HE honestly replied .

Oh so u found some one to flirt with ..
Her reply .
No one like you madam . Beauti and the brain .

His charm again worked.

Married man sitting in dance bar throwing cash on one bar gal with another bar gal standing next to him with the third un married non bar highly educated rich gal chatting with him on whats up fully knowing that HE is in dance bar.

All at the same time .

Only HE can pull it off .


...........................

Flashback

2 pm
Somedays back

It was bright afternoon
Not much sunny though .
Garden was calm and quite .
Some couples.
Watchman .
Not many people .
HE was sitting on bench with her .
She was in Jeans and t shirt Eating her favourite malai kulfee .
Much differnt looks than her usual chaniya choli look that she has always on the most famous orchestra bar of navi mumbai.

Yesterday one custmor threw 2 lacs on me in vip

She told HIM .

So he called you ?
HE calmly asked

Yes.
He asked me for lunch .she said

Then ?
HE asked

No I blocked his number..

HE was still listening

I just like to sit in this park with you.

She whispered in HIS ears .

Kulfi was melting in the afternoon sun

.................................

11 pm today

HIS last visit to another famous orchestra bar
Post dinner
Just a quick visit .
Again on his friends insistance .

The birthday gal was standing .
He igonred her .
Sipping his coffee he noticed another one .
Tall lanky long hairs .
HE called her
She did not come.
HE did not show any emotions
Just kept sipping his coffee and left in some time.
Just gave one smile to lanky new gal.

It is was end of the day .
HE had to go back home.
And then phone ringed
Unknown number .
HE picked up.

It was the lanky gal.

Sorry i could not come to you on floor .
Will u come back and meet me in VIP for 5 mins
Please .

She saud

How can HE say no ..

HE went in .
His friend stood outside.
After 10 mins and lots kisses He came out .

The gal had asked me to meet at her home tomorrow for lunch

HE drove back home

...................
His friend was smiling
He had seen this magic beofre many times with HIM
It was expected.

How can some one resists HIS charm ?

But there is a small problem

HE said
Now what HE asked .

Actually the other star bucks gal also has asked me for lunch tomorrow.
She just whats up
HE told his friend

Lucky bastard ..
His friend shouted while sitting in his car .

Dont worry ..I know u can manage ..

................

HIS friend was confident.
One orchestra bar gal
One non bar well educated gal .

Lunch on same day .

Forget the same day..HE can manage the same restaurant also

HIS friend was pretty sure

After all HE is the CHARMER

The Piped Piper who just can charm any lady in any dance bar or orchestra bar or anywhere for that matter

.......................

HE is just GOD GIFTED

...................................


UncleSam
James b
Humans of dance bar

HE


GOD GIFTED


.........

Scene 1.

Afternoon 1 pm today

It was starbucks in an upscale mall in city . His meeting with client is about to finish . As always meeting was sucessful and HE was about to wrap it up .
There was a spark in his eyes
Not due to favourable negotiations in meeting ..but due a charming lady sitting on opposite table.
HE smiled at her ..complete strenger wearing smart causals..sipping her coffey with someone..
The other guy left in 5 mins ..she was alone .
HE again smiled .

This time she smiled back ..

I am hear to see guys for arrange marriage ..

She was telling him with spark in her eyes .

Now HE was on her table .

I am already married..HE pointed at his ring ..
But I must say ..to be honest you are very charming..

Oh really ..

She giggled .
Am I really that beautiful
Or you are just flirting with me ..

Madam ..I am just amazed by your beauti and brain.
and all I need is your most important asset..

Assets?

She stared at him

Your TIME madam

HE made his MOVE



Over next few hours..she got lost in his charm
And by the time they left ..arrange marriage guy was out of window and she was exchanging whats up message with a married man while driving her skoda .

............
Scene 2

Flashback .
11 pm
Few nights back

Hall was well decorated . Pink ballons everywhere. Happy birthday to u stickers on walls .
It is was birthday of one of the most beautiful gal from famous orchestra bar.
They have got a big a cake for her . She was all decked up in beautiful amd revaling chaniya choli.

One custmor was wating with wads of cash almost close to 2 lacs to shower on her when she wil cut the birthday cake .

HE was sitting in corner sipping his favourite coffee .

Happy birthday to you
Everybody started singing
Cash started flying .
100 rs notes everywhere .
The man who was throwing money was standing on podium with the gal .
Gal blew the only candle on the cake and shyly cut the cake.

And then


She took the piece of the cake and to the surprise of everyone , went to HIM .
HE kept his coffee glass. Hugged her. She put the first piece of cake in his mouth .

The guy who was throwing lacs of cash was still standing on podium shocked by the gals reaction.

HIS coffee was giving the KICK

..........................

8 pm today .

HE was in a dance bar . Second visit. Recently renovated .

As soon as HE got seated ..one gal greeted him
Hello..
She was the same to whom he made to dance in VIP of some other dance bar few days back .
She was trying to get HIS attention with full rights due to HIS previous VIP visit .
But HIS attention was an new chaniya choli gal with sliver chain on her waiste .

Aapka chain thoda jyada upar hai..He told the new gal.

She smiled and went to center of the floor infront of the mirror and adjusted her waist chain

Ab thik hai .

She asked

Yes ..HE said looking into his eyes ..with his boyish charm

Another group was sitting and making the same gal dance.
She was dancing for them but looking at HIM
And by the time , the next song started ..the gal was dancing in front of HIM
The other group start fuming
Manager was called
Argument flared up
But nothing stopped the gal from dancing for HIM.

The other group had to withdraw .
The previous night VIP gal was still standing next to HIM

She also could not make out when HE left her and went on dancing with new gal
All done smoothly.
With surgical precision.
No emotional outcry .
No trauma .
HE just moved on with the new gal
Smooth and swift .

His phone start buzzing
The afternoon gal..
Where are u..she whats upped

I am in dance bar..

HE honestly replied .

Oh so u found some one to flirt with ..
Her reply .
No one like you madam . Beauti and the brain .

His charm again worked.

Married man sitting in dance bar throwing cash on one bar gal with another bar gal standing next to him with the third un married non bar highly educated rich gal chatting with him on whats up fully knowing that HE is in dance bar.

All at the same time .

Only HE can pull it off .


...........................

Flashback

2 pm
Somedays back

It was bright afternoon
Not much sunny though .
Garden was calm and quite .
Some couples.
Watchman .
Not many people .
HE was sitting on bench with her .
She was in Jeans and t shirt Eating her favourite malai kulfee .
Much differnt looks than her usual chaniya choli look that she has always on the most famous orchestra bar of navi mumbai.

Yesterday one custmor threw 2 lacs on me in vip

She told HIM .

So he called you ?
HE calmly asked

Yes.
He asked me for lunch .she said

Then ?
HE asked

No I blocked his number..

HE was still listening

I just like to sit in this park with you.

She whispered in HIS ears .

Kulfi was melting in the afternoon sun

.................................

11 pm today

HIS last visit to another famous orchestra bar
Post dinner
Just a quick visit .
Again on his friends insistance .

The birthday gal was standing .
He igonred her .
Sipping his coffee he noticed another one .
Tall lanky long hairs .
HE called her
She did not come.
HE did not show any emotions
Just kept sipping his coffee and left in some time.
Just gave one smile to lanky new gal.

It is was end of the day .
HE had to go back home.
And then phone ringed
Unknown number .
HE picked up.

It was the lanky gal.

Sorry i could not come to you on floor .
Will u come back and meet me in VIP for 5 mins
Please .

She saud

How can HE say no ..

HE went in .
His friend stood outside.
After 10 mins and lots kisses He came out .

The gal had asked me to meet at her home tomorrow for lunch

HE drove back home

...................
His friend was smiling
He had seen this magic beofre many times with HIM
It was expected.

How can some one resists HIS charm ?

But there is a small problem

HE said
Now what HE asked .

Actually the other star bucks gal also has asked me for lunch tomorrow.
She just whats up
HE told his friend

Lucky bastard ..
His friend shouted while sitting in his car .

Dont worry ..I know u can manage ..

................

HIS friend was confident.
One orchestra bar gal
One non bar well educated gal .

Lunch on same day .

Forget the same day..HE can manage the same restaurant also

HIS friend was pretty sure

After all HE is the CHARMER

The Piped Piper who just can charm any lady in any dance bar or orchestra bar or anywhere for that matter

.......................

HE is just GOD GIFTED

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UncleSam
James bond ke bare me likha hai kya...
 
Brother, I mentioned DB was in full swing till 10.30. Can you confirm this as I'm planning ba visit today to DB?

Sorry my mistake OB was in full swing and DB section tight BTW which DB ur planing to go accordingly I will advice.
 
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  1. luckywellness:
    Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga Yoyo and Sasa are working today. They are young, beautiful, gentle and considerate, and their massage skills are also very good. The service is also very good. Sasa is best at deep massage.
  2. DareDevil:
    ARIA WELLNESS ♥️ADDRESS: 360 HWY 7, UNIT #6, RICHMOND HILL,647-222-5683 (PHONES CALL ONLY, NO TEXT'N AVAILABLE) ♥️TODAY'S Schedule!♥️ Loaded lineup with Young Beautiful Girls : Ellagant Ella, New Girl Faye, Magical Mia and Work out🏋🚴💪 Babe Amy! BUY 10 HOURS (GET 11 HOURS) **TODAY'S PICK OF THE DAY IS 🍬🍭ELLA🍬🍭**
  3. Lulu1980:
    Phoenix Blossom Spa 🌹🌹🌹2 girls 🔥🔥🔥5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke☎️416-817-3366👍 Table Shower Sea Salt Bath Body Scrub😘 Japanese girl Nina ❤️ Natural Big Boobs 38 DD 😘Pink Mini Nipples Hot body slide, super enjoyable😘😘😘😘 very provocative service😘😘😘, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise😍😍😍😍❤️You are welcome to make an appoint
  4. Lulu_Villa_Spa:
    Sami is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl Elena Vietnamese sweetheart girl Barbie Petite Korea Part time School girl Judy is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl Natalie filipina mixed Petite girl ☎️647- 446-0886
  5. ZenWellness:
    BEST MASSAGE IN AURORA - ZEN WELLNESS - 15225 YONGE ST - 647-273-7255
  6. soothinghealth:
    Soothing Health Centre - Vaughan - 71 Strada Dr Unit 1 - 437-345-8078
  7. EMSpa_schedule:
    Tomorrow's sneak peek : On Sunday April 20, 2025, our attendants will be Ada, Cici, Lucy, Ivy and Christina 😁
  8. SL East Spa:
    💆‍♀💖Sexy Saturday💖 Ultimate destination for Asian massages🎉 Two fab spots: Richmond Hill & Oakville✨ Your passport to paradise with 9 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea — Cici, Yoyo, Amber, Juliet, GFE Eva, Doris,🆕Julia, Julie& Jenny🎁🍁 Ring us 📞647-695-6354 or text us 📱647-578-8169✨ 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, RichmondHill 💰Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - Your Black Friday Bliss is Here!🙌
  9. Lilyspa1:
    Lily Spa :💕💕Saturday Schedule : ❤️Elena ( Latino ) Big Nature Boobs & SuSu ( Asian )Slim , all bbbj Dfk 😍😍Porn Service 🔥Duo 🔥,☎️ 6475318288
  10. Lulu1980:
    Phoenix Blossom Spa 🌹🌹🌹 Table shower body scrub Sea Salt Bath👍every day 3 girls 🔥🔥🔥5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke☎️416-817-3366👍 Nice girl Ivy ❤️ Natural Big Boobs 36 DD 😘Pink Mini Nipples Hot body slide, super enjoyable😘😘😘😘 very provocative service😘😘😘, professional super Suki😘 deep tissue massage, back walking has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will
  11. wilson holistic centre:
    💕💕Beautiful CiCi working at 382 Wilson Ave 💕💕☎️☎️416-840-0071❤️❤️❤️❤️
  12. Jenny’s Spa:
    🎉🍒JENNY’S SPA🎉🍒 ✅5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST✅ 👌ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4👌 ☎️( 647-893-5196)☎️Call or Text ☎️( 437-888-3759)☎️Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY 🔥✅GRAND OPENING💯NEW GIRLS EVERYDAY🔥EXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS🔥💯😘🔥❤️👌 🔥BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY🔥 💯REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS💯 🔥💋Limited Time Special Promotion🔥💋 ✅💦30 Minutes Nude Massage with
  13. wonderspa:
    🌺welcome to wonder spa☎️416-5000-800,L6a4H8,open10 to10.we have 4young beautiful girls working everyday,Ensuit shower available 🍅,new friendly nice girl CiCi,providing oil deep tissue to relax massage and nice body slide,back work,🍅nice Vietnamese Amy is very good looking,big breasted sweet looking,open maid,let you feeling warm and comfortable time🔥🔥
  14. HollywoodSpa:
    Saturday at 🎭𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗔🎭, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: COCO & SISI. ☎416-222-5554☎ COCO is an attractive attendant with nice massage skills & good services. SISI is a sweet slim beauty, 5’2”, with a beauty ass, excellent massage, and amazing services. Come and see why she is so popular. TRACY is a slim, taller & pretty lady, very friendly with an extensive menu.
  15. Moneylee:
    All season wellness center : New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Mia,young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Aad,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Yoyo,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella ,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry 🏠address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E2☎️4376655510 👅👅🦵🦵🈵🈵👄👄
  16. bnwellness_wilson:
    We have 4 young girls are working today, young fun student Kitty 26’s with curve body open mind and young pretty Michelle 25’s with curve body open mind, sexy flirty Yoyo with 36DD big buttocks open mind and sweet GFE Lina are providing deep tissue massage, pls call 4163985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome,back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
  17. Moneylee:
    Full season Wellness center: New Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Emily, Student big boobs buttocks Vicky ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Linda , young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Cici, Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 🏠 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 ☎️ 4379857899 👅👅🦵🦵👄👄🈵🈵
  18. ForeverWarden:
    Saturday at 🫦❤️🔴🟥♾️𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐♾️🟥🔴❤️🫦 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Kiki, Sara & Tracy. Sara is young & slim with nice C Cups, trim waist, sexy bum and long hair. She is vary friendly uses her assets well. Tracy is an incredibly cute & pretty Japanese/Taiwanese mixed spinner, about 5’1” and 100 lbs. She is very popular for her exotic massage & services.
  19. Soul Relax Spa:
    ✨ Looking for a relaxing escape? ✅ Click Here Meet🌸Tina🌸Valentina🌸CandyCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662☎️ Your ultimate relaxation awaits! ✨
  20. HolidaySpa:
    Saturday at 🌴😎🌅𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪🌅😎🌴3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ☎️𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵☎️: AMY & MAGGIE. AMY is an attractive young lady with larger breasts and a nice bottom. She has outstanding oral skills, and is very popular. Don’t miss out on her special skills! Maggie is sweet, slim and very talented. 🌴😎🌅HOLIDAY SPA🌅😎🌴 3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4 (Kennedy Rd & Steeles Ave E)
  21. AliceSpa:
    SATURDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 416-298-0898 [/color] Alice spa has 3 attractive honeys today. Open 10am to 9pm: JENNY: is young , C cup, big ass, from Taiwan, Passionate, fs good at all all postions, available all services: bbbj , CIM , DFK Come on face , love shower together...always respects customers.
  22. SugarLoveSpa:
    Saturday at ❤️💙 💜⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠💖💗💘: CHRISTINA, LUNA, SARA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York. CHRISTINA is Spanish, C Cups, 5'3", tall & nice curves, very open minded. LUNA is a slim, VERY PETITE and capable Vietnamese beauty, nice natural 34C Cups. Luna can do everything. SARA is a beautiful Thai lady with C Cups, 160 Cms and 50 Kgs, with a full set
  23. Golden Flower Spa:
  24. BlueXado Therapy & Spa:
  25. Pink Flower Spa:
  26. Annie Spa:
    🎉🍒ANNIE SPA🎉🍒 ✅7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE✅ 👌SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6👌 ☎️ (647) 891-9688☎️ ☎️ (416) 291-8879☎️ (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY 🔥✅NEW MANAGEMENT💯NEW GIRLS🔥🔥 🔥GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: 🔥 Judy😘🔥Our new Asian massage girl Judy is a vision of refined sensuality, with a graceful figure and smooth, flawless skin that radiates warmth and allure. Her striking black hair frames her delicate features, and her poised elega
  27. luckywellness:
    Lucky Wellness Center 4379721888 295 Eglinton Ave E,Unit 7,Mississauga We have two girls working today. Suki and Water. Suki is thin but cute. She has a great smile and good massage skills. Water is young, pretty, tall, good in English and massage
  28. Lulu_Villa_Spa:
    Mia Vietnamese sweetheart girl with amazing personality Suki From Taiwan, sweet girl Barbie Petite Korea Part time School girl Elena Vietnamese sweetheart girl Natalie filipina mixed Petite girl ☎️647- 446-0886
  29. Double_Tree:
    💞💋4271 Sheppard Avenue east ❤Saturday, 💖💞Nina, tall and full build, very experienced touch that will relax you and relieve all stress. 💥💞  Xixi,💋 medium height and build and nicely curved. Pretty, dark hair to shoulder. Nice relaxation technique and over the top finish+. 📞416 293-5071📞
  30. Lulu1980:
    Phoenix Blossom Spa 🌹🌹🌹 Table shower body scrub Sea Salt Bath👍every day 3 girls 🔥🔥🔥5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke☎️416-817-3366👍 Nice girl Ivy ❤️ Natural Big Boobs 36 DD 😘Pink Mini Nipples Hot body slide, super enjoyable😘😘😘😘 very provocative service😘😘😘, professional super Suki😘 deep tissue massage, back walking has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will
  31. EMSpa_schedule:
    Tomorrow's sneak peek: On Saturday April 19, 2025, our attendants will be Opal 😘, Sophie ️, Ivy 🤩, Lucy 😍 and Vicky 🍑. Call us at (905) 479-6668 to book!
  32. Joesmith:
    Full service
  33. wonderspa:
    wonderspa: 🌺welcome to wonder spa☎️416-5000-800,L6a4H8,open10 to10.open long weekend ,Ensuit shower available 🍅beautiful young Jessica deep tissue to relax massage back walk,hot stone🍅long hair new Lily is very good looking,slim body ,nice body slide sweet sensual touch really popular 🌹long hair Vietnamese Amy open maid everything she can do,give you warm comfortable time,happy long weekend 🔥🔥
  34. SL East Spa:
    💆‍♀💖Friday Happy Happy!!!💖 Ultimate destination for Asian massages🎉 Two fab spots: SL Richmond Hill & SL West Oakville ✨ Your passport to paradise with 9 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea — 🆕36D Flora, Eva, Coco, JPN Yui, Happy, Cindy, Jasmine& Doris — pamper yourself🎁🍁 Ring us 📞647-695-6354 or text us 📱647-578-8169✨ 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, RichmondHill 💰Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - your bliss awaits🙌
  35. Golden Flower Spa:
  36. BlueXado Therapy & Spa:
  37. Pink Flower Spa:
  38. Lulu1980:
    Phoenix Blossom Spa 🌹🌹🌹3 girls 😘Table shower 、body scrub 、 Sea salt bath👍5124 Dundas St W Etobicoke☎️416-817-3366👍 Young girl Cherry (Student)😘😘“charming breasts.”beautiful curvy hips.”very provocative service😘😘😘, professional super Luna deep tissue massage, has therapeutic effect to loosen bones and relieve muscle pressure and will bring you unexpected service effects, she will bring you a little surprise😍😍😍😍❤️ You are welcome to make an appointment at any time or walk in the
  39. wonderspa:
    🌺welcome to wonder spa☎️416-5000-800,L6a4H8,open10 to10.open long weekend ,Ensuit shower available 🍅beautiful young Jessica deep tissue to relax massage back walk,hot stone🍅long hair new Lily is very good looking,slim body ,nice body slide sweet sensual touch really popular 🌹long hair Vietnamese Amy open maid everything she can do,give you warm comfortable time,happy long weekend 🔥🔥🌹
  40. AliceSpa:
    FRIDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. Alice spa has 3 very hot girls today. Open 10am to 9pm: LUCKY: is Vietnamese, small body, busty D cup, very beautiful face, Young/Cute/Petite/Pure/Submissive, Fair Skin/Perky Ass/Sweet, Super Open-Minded bbbj cim cof rim, excellent service, also strong massage. SHERRY: is a taller busty Spanish girl with busty D's
  41. Jenny’s Spa:
    🎉🍒JENNY’S SPA🎉🍒 ✅5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST✅ 👌ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4👌 ☎️( 647-893-5196)☎️Call or Text ☎️( 437-888-3759)☎️Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY 🔥✅GRAND OPENING💯NEW GIRLS EVERYDAY🔥EXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS🔥💯😘🔥❤️👌 🔥TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY🔥 💯REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS💯 🔥💋Limited Time Special Promotion🔥💋 ✅💦30 Minutes Nude Massage w
  42. Moneylee:
    All season wellness center : New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Mia,young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Aad,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Yoyo,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella ,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry 🏠address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E2☎️4376655510 👅👅🦵🦵🈵🈵👄👄
  43. Moneylee:
    Full season wellness center: New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Ivy , Young girl pretty face big boobs nice figure deep massage Jessica ,Young girl Big-breasted big Big boobs big butts May, Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Maggie,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary . 🏠 2560 Shepard Ave Mississauga unit 1 ☎️ 4379857899 👅👅🦵🦵🈵🈵👄👄
  44. Lilyspa1:
    Lily Spa :💕💕Friday Schedule 🇮🇳Divya 24 ( South Indian ), ❤️❤️Sierra ( Jamaican ) Slim nice Ass & SuSu ( Asian )Slim , 😍😍Porn Service 🔥Duo 🔥,☎️ 6475318288
  45. HollywoodSpa:
    Friday at 🎭𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗬𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗔🎭, 4578 Yonge St, Unit 100, North York, ON: MIMI & TRACY. ☎416-222-5554☎ MIMI is a slim Chinese spinner hottie with a great ass, great body slide & liberal services. TRACY is a slim, taller & pretty lady, very friendly with an extensive menu. When you visit 🎭Hollywood Spa🎭, you will be treated with tender care and your visit will be a fulfilling one
  46. ForeverWarden:
    Friday at 🫦❤️🔴🟥♾️𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐♾️🟥🔴❤️🫦 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳 : Bobo, Mimi & Sasa. Bobo is a small, slim and sexy lady, petite with all natural busty melons for your enjoyment. Mimi is a nice slim lady with a big bottom, & great oral skills to take you to paradise. Sasa is a slim & sweet Korean lady, about 5’4” with C Cups.
  47. HolidaySpa:
    Friday at 🌴😎🌅𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪🌅😎🌴3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ☎️𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵☎️: LINA & CINDY. LINA is very well known for her great services and her impressive shapely ass. Come and see why! You will be glad you did. CINDY is a slim & incredibly sexy lady with a smile that will melt your heart, & an ass that will fire up your spirit. Her services are among the best!
  48. bnwellness_wilson:
    We have 4 young girls are working today, young cute student Victoria 25’s slime and young pretty Lily 25’s with curve body, sexy flirty Tina with curve body open mind and sweet GFE Lina are providing deep tissue massage, pls call 4163985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome,back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
  49. SugarLoveSpa:
    Friday at ❤️💙 💜⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠💖💗💘: ELLA, KELLY, LUNA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ ELLA is a lovely Thai sweetheart, 5’1” with C Cups, smooth skin and a very pleasing attitude. KELLY is a young Singaporean lady, slim with C Cups & liberal skills. LUNA is a slim, VERY PETITE and capable Vietnamese beauty, nice natural
  50. Soul Relax Spa:
    ✨ Looking for a relaxing escape? ✅ Click Here Meet🌸Anna🌸Tina🌸MonikaCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662☎️ Your ultimate relaxation awaits! ✨
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