Describe a Monger!

[ladedamom]

Its adulterated into an americanism.

Originally the English ( where we speak proper like) named the activity Mangerinit, a shortened version of Man Getting it.

So thats it, the historical definitive answer.

Happy, my larger than life 20bht bacon buttie??

 

[mikedemolay]

what is the correct collective noun for mongerers?
A horde of misers / A circus of managers / A baffle of noobs / A stare of owls / A congregation of alligators / A quiver of cobras / A mess of iguanas / A bank of monitors / A rhumba of rattlesnakes / A nest of snakes / A pit of snakes /A slither of snakes / A knob of toads / colony of ants / A culture of bacteria /A hand of bananas / A hive of bees / A bed of clams / A school of fish / A knot of worms / A shrewdness of apes / A pod of whales / A bunch of grapes / A troup of shrimp / A turmoil of porpoises / A pontification of preachers / A gaze of raccoons / A sweat of ******* / A flock of sheep / A bench of show dogs / A pitying of turtledoves / An ugly of walruses / A plump of waterfowl / A sneak of weasels

Collective noun for bargirls?
A lust of prostitutes / An anthology of pros / A riches of matrons / A bevy of ladies / A loveliness of ladybirds / A flight of butterflies /A flock of birds / A bed of oysters / A romp of otters / An illusion of painters / A stand of flamingoes / A gaggle of geese / An obstinacy of buffalo / A grind of blackfish / A scourge of mosquitoes / A plague of locusts / A colony of beavers / A brood of chickens / A parade of elephants / A busyness of ferrets / A down of hares / A thicket of idiots / A vagary of impediments / A party of jays / A shiver of sharks / A wisp of snipe / A galaxy of starfish / A diving of teal / A coven of witches

Collective noun for ladyboys?
A peck of pickles / A risk of lobsters / An intrusion of cockroaches / A dose of crabs / A herd of asses / A flange of baboons / A drove of bullocks / A murder of crows / A safe of ducks / A gang of elk / A mess of fish / A skulk of foxes / A swarm of flies / A pack of grouse / A string of horses / A cry of hounds / A neverthriving of jugglers / A conspiracy of ravens / A hill of ruffs / An impossible of sasquatches / A drudge of skeletons / A rout of snails / A gulp of swallows / A mutation of thrushes / A descent of woodpeckers / A horde of zombies

 

[hopeless4love]

Mines better and a damn site shorter and easier to read too!!! h:

 

[Eic]

you never said where to find the cheapest bacon butty.....how long do you think it would take to do bangla properely???? perhaps a beer in every 2nd bar and a girl from every 3rd bar.....months 55555

 

[ZombieCakes]

Sorry Denver, that was a drunk post and had nothing to do with your thread and you didnt deserve that

 

[W Y]

No problem Paulie, after due consideration, it is the judgement of this Moderator that you will be taken from this Forum to a place of public humiliation and made to sit on the Ladyboy Ducking stool and have missiles thrown at the target...........Until such time as you are wet.

All those in favour say Aye!

Aye!

Only kidding, be good.

D

 

[bandittt x3]

Excellent IMHO - and very true................ specially the last paragraph .......555555555

 

[loraine]

umm...that stool better be reinforced, i am into my 8th day in nyc and definitely enjoying the good food 55555

 

[hislittleprincess]

Not to worry Paulie, eat away!! Nicke has a new range of t-shirts up to XXXL and I have reserved one for........................Pablo! Seeing as he only has two!!! 555555 :bad:

I'm still an XL......................Cough! :tuxout:

 

[kdoulos]

I witnessed the god of mongers, this Pommie was only in town 2 nights..
Took one BG home for an hour, came back and took another...
an hour later he came back for a third serving .. then came back for beers.
The guy was just on 60 years old.
He told me he didn't use medication. Awesome.:intello::intello::intello:

 

[jordan h]

but what was he actually doing with them....maybe he was just interviewing them...555

 

[Mr.Explosion]

......:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

thanks for the laugh... although, I never know when I'm next, it was close yesterday;-)

 

[mrsCULLEN]

Not necessarily the point 555

I had great hours just sitting on the edge of the bed with the fridge an arm length in reach ... having a great and funny girl in the room is good fun;-)

I give my Kudos to that guy having that age;-)

 

[juicygirl172]

night manager at Hilton surely got it last night at 1230am
got back, forgot my card and there is 2 girls working the whole place
there were 10 people waiting in line for 10-15 minutes

you cant have 2 people working in a huge hotel like this no matter what time

 

[Socks33]

He was doing the wild thing, the girls told me he was a shagaholic.
You have a good memory for old posts Nels:whistle:

 

[John "THE GREAT"]

Thank you. How else could they be defined?

 

[Jakey]

No one is, or is not a Monger, because "Mongering" is a state of mind.
I think I will, therefore I will.
Get that one down ya D...5555

 

[LabGrrl]

No problem Changone, I've passed that one to Mr S. C. Reen-Print, of Patongs biggest t-shirts for the 'Bigger' man Emporium and he reckons he can knock a few thousand out for when you get back!

Don't forget your MTB one either!

 

[Georgie P]

i was very confused by Paulie's response too 555
as i apologized to denver for being totally out of line

i was maow mak mak and for some reason i took his post as sort of putting down the holidayers when obviously he didnt come close to doing that

by the way, that same night i was planning of having a long word with the general manager of the Hilton about his night manager until i woke up in morning and realized i acted like a jackass. i have to say, that is my biggest weakness. now the manager at Hilton was completely wrong but then i fly off handle and end up looking like an ass!!

 

[Anonstar]

anyways
what is a mongerer or even mongering

i know when i 1st came to LOS, i was a mongerer that liked hos main GFE with some on the side
then i moved there for a bit and got tangled in 3 relationships at once and all the drama of that

now, i am with Ao and i just dont have the urge anymore and i actually wonder if i wasnt with Ao would i have got bored of the mongering?? i honestly think i would have. i really enjoyed having fun in LOS, but i like the challange and all in the real world
(well, except that i married a bg that i initially had to pay, big challenge there 5555)