Alittle humour, in May 2011, there was a knock at my door just before dinner. I open the door and there is a gentleman in his mid-late fifties dressed in a suit, and there is a mid twenties GND type with him.
He asks me if I have heard the word of god. I replied, did you read the sign? No agents, peddlers or solicitors. He said he's not any of those, and I replied, "You're an agent of the Mormons peddling your drivel." He said, you don't believe in god?
Here's where it gets really good! My reply:
Let me tell you about god:
1. If there was a god, my parents wouldn't have suffered in agony for years with
cancer and heart ailments.
2. If there was a god, two of my friends would not have been killed in Afganistan.
3. If there was a god, this young woman with you would be naked in my bed right now!
Needless to say I am no-longer bothered by morman agents!
He asks me if I have heard the word of god. I replied, did you read the sign? No agents, peddlers or solicitors. He said he's not any of those, and I replied, "You're an agent of the Mormons peddling your drivel." He said, you don't believe in god?
Here's where it gets really good! My reply:
Let me tell you about god:
1. If there was a god, my parents wouldn't have suffered in agony for years with
cancer and heart ailments.
2. If there was a god, two of my friends would not have been killed in Afganistan.
3. If there was a god, this young woman with you would be naked in my bed right now!
Needless to say I am no-longer bothered by morman agents!