I want to make sure I'm understanding you correctly.
Are you saying you were getting a massage as you wrote that post where you said "conversate isn't even a word" and that's why you didn't look it up on your phone before you posted? Because that's what it sounds like you're saying. Why else would you respond with "when you are in the middle of a massage you never look at your phone" to me saying "you couldn't take two seconds to look it up on your phone?"
But then right after you said you only look at Massage Planet from your tablet at home? Maybe you can be a bit more clear but let's play along anyway. So if that was the case, and you only look at Massage Planet from your tablet when you're at home, what was preventing you from looking up whether or not "conversate" is a real word before stating it wasn't and making yourself look like a fucking idiot to everyone here? Lol you can't be serious this guy has to be a troll