"ELEKTRA" @ Bliss (My own bu!!sh!t review)

[prairiewife]

With all of the ... ahem... reviews... of bliss, I thought I'd add my own.

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I never used to believe all the reviews on massageplanet.net, until something happened which changed my mind FOREVER.

As everybody with a pulse knows, INDN_LOVER loves dark skinned exotic women. Yes I lust after Halle, Shanti, Asha and Cyan, but I've always had a SECRET desire to find an Indian MPA who looks like Aishwarya Rai. The thought of an Indian babe with piercing blue eyes....well, enough said.

After all the great and rather creative reviews of bliss, I thought I'd give this new spa a shot. I called on a whim, and it turned out they had a new girl starting called Elektra. (Yes, with a K not a C)

I booked an appt, and less than 2 hours later was sitting in the lobby. I've got to say that the decor is incredible, and makes Blue Pearl look like a refugee camp in New Orleans or Pakistan.

I was lead to the room, where I took a quick shower and waited patiently for Elektra to arrive. About 5 minutes later the door opened, and THERE she was... My Aishwarya look alike, except with raven black hair, dressed in fuck me pumps, fishnet stockings, leather miniskirt, and a tight black halter top. She had an "Om" tattoo on her right shoulder and a Hindi script armband tattoo on her left bicept. Her lips and fingernails were painted a bright scarlet red and her makeup was immaculate.

She gave me a big smile and sat down next to me on the table, crossing her legs.

"My name is Elektra" she smiled. " I see that you recognize me, by the look of shock on your face and the tent in your towel...."

I turned bright red and could only nod in agreement.

"You see INDN_LOVER, they've been cloning in India for years, so I'm a 19 year old version of your ultimate Indian fantasy girl. In Scotland they clone sheep.... and God only KNOWS why...." and with that she burst out laughing.

I of course could have been offended by her comment that my ancestors prefer fornicating with sheep, but I didn't dare utter a word.

" I want you to massage ME" Elektra said matter of factly, and with that she slowly removed her miniskirt and top. She left on the stocking and pumps, and also the garter belts I hadn't realized she was wearing.

She lay on the table, and I noticed the tiger tattoo on her lower back. It was snarling and I could swear the beasts eyes were looking at ME, menacing and provocative.

I started work on her shoulders, and slowly moved down to the middle of Elektra's back, until I was face to face with the tiger. She seemed to enjoy my touch, and every now and again let out a soft moan of approval.

About 10 minutes later Elektra got up from the table, gave me a big hug and asked if I wanted to play. The stupid grin on my face told her everything she needed to know.

" Go over to the table, " she ordered " and grab the lubricant..."

I did what I was told, and Elektra bent over the table facing the mirror, her fuck me pumps holding her gorgeous butt and legs nice and high.

"Put some on your fingers" she ordered, and I complied.

I started to rub between her beautiful legs while she gazed back at me in the mirror.

" NO INDN_LOVER..... I want it HIGHER...."

"Pardon?" I responded.

"Yes, higher...."

And with that, I slowly moved my hand upwards. Elektra gave me a wicked smile, and giggled as my fingers explored.

"Now I want you to give me Italian lessons..." she said.

While my one hand explored, I grabbed her hair with my other and Mr. Happy conversed in Italian.

I can't take much more of this I kept thinking to myself.

" I know you're ready to finish" she said " and I want you to PAINT THE TIGER. The tiger's been BAD and needs to be punished..."

Elektra was by now beaming at me and giggling like a school girl. Who was I to resist her wishes, and with that I finished on the tiger as ordered...

Clean up was from the bliss jug, ALA Lexa and Star and I jumped into the shower again while Elektra cleaned the room.

I left Elektra's donation on the table, gave her a BIG hug, and was on my way.

Thank You bliss for making my Aishwarya dreams CUM true

FACE: 10/10

BODY: 10/10

ATTITUDE: 10/10

PERSONALITY: 10/10

MILEAGE: 10/10

MASSAGE: I hope she enjoyed MINE

DOES THE AUTHOR ENGAGE IN HEAD GAMES: YES... I'm fucking with you BIG TIME. This is in NO way a real review.

 

[#1 due in august]

you bastard!! now i have to go and see her for myself

so this is fake right....a pity

 

[Evil Laurie :)]

Yeah, I figured if you're reading fake reviews might as well make it interesting. LOL

I just hope they really DON'T have a girl called Elektra.

 

[Nazar]

Thanks for the "review" IL.

I laughed yet I was also aroused.

You could easily make a killing writing erotic stories.(and I could easily spraign a wrist reading them).

 

[Sir Poopsalot]

when I read the part

"Pardon?" I responded.

I laughed so hard a spit coffee all over my monitor.....you have to be a writer or you missed your calling.

Cheers

 

[tehpwnerer1918]

Thanks golfdude

All I can say is this is the "G Rated" review for all the kiddies out there.

If the bliss MPA's keep writing their own reviews I'm gonna retaliate with my review of "KALI from Calcutta" and make it VERY interesting. LOL

 

[Madz]

Nice ... but not the review ... just NICE !!!

VBB

 

[Goligoski]

Golfdude runs to closet to make sure he has enough lotion to read "KALI from Calcutta" and then checks medical book on the proper treatment of a wrist injury.

 

[sarge927]

*lol* I can just picture Bliss mgmt tomorrow getting phone calls from eager beavers wanting to see Elektra and wondering who the fuck they are talking about.


You're evil, but I like it!

 

[jlyn]

Nationality: East Indian
Height: 5'5" or 5'6"
Weight: 110 0r 120
Hair: Black
What can i say, it was the best massage / bs i ever had. INDN_LOVER is right dead on! She is great. The tiger tattoo on her lower back was a real turn on. In the end the tiger looked like it had milk shake!
Ratings:
Looks: 10.5/10
Massage: Great Technique
Service: 11/10
Attitude: 10/10
Repeat - Hell yah!

 

[Old Mister Happy]

We really need to CLEAR some things up, the attendants at bliss don't do thier own reviews nor does the management... did I miss something???? WE GAVE AWAY TWO SOLID DAYS OF FREE SESSIONS TO massageplanet.net MEMBERS!!! and im not going to get into numbers but we did alot.. of course there are alot of reviews up at the moment.. two solid days of 99% massageplanet.net members + FREE sessions = alot of reviews. massageplanet.net is the only place we advertised thus far.. ads come out today (oct 13th) in news print... and all the customers for the last 2 days were asked where they heard about us.. and 99% of them were from massageplanet.net.
We try and do something nice for our future customers, they put up reviews and you guys start slinging.
Its very simple for everyone that has been around massageplanet.net for quite sometime, if a person doesnt seem credible, Dont believe thier review, SIMPLE... but remember there are ALOT of lurkers on massageplanet.net way more than most people realize, some of those lurkers came in for a free session, some came in for more than one.. maybe they had a great time and maybe they think they are helping us by putting up a review, with hardly any posts.

Bliss was not put together at the last moment, alot of thought and work went into 1- the spa itself- 2 the opening staff -3 the advertising and marketing aspect, my point being that i would never jeopardise our reputation by putting up fake reviews... Bliss speaks for itself and two very busy days of FREE sessions do also. And to all the customers/massageplanet.net members that supported our opeining I THANK YOU.

 

[gizmo]

With all due respect,

Your logic seems a bit flawed. What you're saying is that these lurkers out of the goodness of their hearts decided to visit Bliss and then decided to post their first review?

I'm sure you have a great Spa with great ladies. I wish Bliss, Plush, Tush, and Tesh all the besh. Ah, that's best.

 

[miz_shelly]

OK guys, enough......

Do you really think every review written is a fake review? Many of the girls working at Bliss have worked at other MP's and have been favourably reviewed. I've seen pics of the spa and its really well done.

New place, there is an excitement about being the first to review the place. Lets not be too harsh because you missed the no door fee offer.

 

[liverpool lou]

INDN_LOVER, who admitted to faking a review on Bliss Spa, has agreed to do a week's worth of laundry for them as his punishment. IL also agreed to stop inventing reviews that may mislead massageplanet.netites in the future.

There have been reports of massageplanet.netites clashing with the management of Bliss Spa demanding to see Elektra. A confused spokesperson for Bliss said that "We had no idea what the f**k these people were talking about !!!"

Bliss launched an investigation after reports that a large number of massageplanet.netites were coming in and asking for an MPA who did not exist.

Those misled by IL's comments said that "What he did was like having a chef pose as a food critic and then give his own restaurant five stars".