Everyday Life Pet Peeves

[airjarrod]

hehehehe...



not this guy...



mine are just at my shoulders, does that count....?

HAHAHAHA....so you guys have ridden by me huh? LOL!!!

Seriously, I don't wave at everyone on a motorcycle as they pass me or even nod. That's my pet peeve. I know we share a common interest, but would you nod to a dude as he just came out of in incall? Hehehehehe.

I told O this story, so I'm going to relate it here. A friend of mine asked me to come out and meet this group of people who "rode", at the local Tim's. I arrived just before dusk and met up with him and was introduced to all the fellow riders; all on different makes, I'm not a complete Harley snob LOL. So after some time, they were all still deciding on where to go and what store bought doo-dad they were going to buy off the rack and call their bike "custom". I poked my buddy and said "c'mon, lets go" he asked where and I said "Wasaga". So we got on and rode up to the beach, did a little tour and stopped to take in the local wildlife and came back. It was a little over 2 hours and these same group of idiots were still in the parking lot and had gone nowhere. "Where'd you guys go?". "Wasaga". "How come you'ze didn't wait for us". "Cuz you were still too busy deciding on where you wanted to go... Seeya buddy, give me a shout when you dump these losers" LOL.

 

[xxSexPotxx]

To answer your question about the incall: yes I would give him a little nod as if to say "hey, hope you had a good time".

I dunno iceman, maybe you don't feel like you're part of the brotherhood? Would you stop at the side of the road if you saw a biker with his wheel off or tinkering with his bike? I sure as hell would. Just to see if he needed a lift to get a part, a call for support or just to let him know he wasn't out there alone (and some of the roads I ride on have no cell service and maybe 1 car every hour). I know a couple of times I stopped to have a smoke and bikers pulled over to see if I was ok.

Now yes, there are guys out there who ride because it's a hobby (aka dressing up their bikes) and some are die hard riders who will run in the wind snow and rain. We're all different but share a common interest: bikes. Kind of like if you go to a strip club, you're all there for the chicks, if you go to a marina bar, you're there for the boats etc.

As for the "where to go", when you get any large group it is always the same. I mean, how many times have you gotten a group of more n 4 who can't decide on what bar to go to?

If you follow the culture at all most of the time, an organized group will have a road boss. He's the oldest member and HE decides where to go and there is no bitching or grousing about it. There's been a couple of times I've met some riders at a gas station, where you going? where YOU going? right behind you is what I answer. I have no problem playing follow the leader because I'm there to ride, who cares where? (and that's a problem when you have too many alpha dogs in the pen). I know one guy who'd rather cut off his dick than follow anyone else's lead......

Regarding a harley snob: I'm not either. Everyone has their personal preference but I go to cruise night around here and there's this one 'tard who continually knocks Harley's and praises hondas yammies and susuki cruisers. I said to him one time: did you buy your wife a cubic zirconia as an engagment ring? no? why not? You're certainly in love with imitation harley's......it's kind of like a 1963 corvette split window: it doesn't handle that well, the split window is actually a danger, it's expensive to purchase and maintain, and doesn't produce much power per cubic inch. But man, what a fucking car!

BTW: I could own a big heavy honda 1200 and pull in almost anywhere and no one would give me a second look. Pull in on my nightster and EVERYONE gawks. (plus it is nice and nimble for bopping around town on).

 

[Mister Diddlez]

To each his own... I still won't wave LOL.

 

[Pompal 09.]

When I say I am in an open relationship and only go for women, guys who think that means I want to go to sleep with them.

Guys who want to know if they can watch an sp and me do it.

People who don't put toilet paper on the roll when it is finish.

Men who can't hit the toilet bowl.

Women who find out you are Bi and tease you sexually and say no when you hit on them.LOL

 

[Pompal 09.]

Tractors, now that's just weird!:he:

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey, I'm not a bad driver. The Dumpster Incident doesn't count.

I don't care where it is, it's still not funny.

I am very glad you're not one of those guys.

Go rescue a puppy, will ya? :love:

You're gonna tell on me? Tell who, this bunch of horny perverts? ooooh, I'm scared. :na:

I don't touch my food to my chin. I just prefer silverware that hasn't been sitting where the last customer's disgusting dirty hands were. :shock:

 

[Brian]

Actually, it isn't a "look at me", it is a "everyone looks" to admire a great bike that is pretty rare. Kind of like a beautiful woman, not one who does the bleach blonde puffed up, 44D tits in a bikini top, one that is just beautiful. The people looking are a result of her beauty, not the other way around......I mean, on this bike? If it was any more discrete it'd be invisible........(once I get rid of the chrome pipes and put on blacked out ones it just might be).

 

[New O]

FAKE TITS SUCK

 

[Pooky]

I hate when your SO says that to me too; it means she felt obligated to do you, and forgot that I was coming over after you went to work. :na:

 

[frankiegrease d]

:whip:


So when are you getting yours removed? ::bad::tongue::na:

 

[Black Delilah]

As soon as i am done with your ass :na:

 

[Tony L]

Are you sure? Or was it that you have high tea at 4pm with your feline friends

 

[D-Tes]

omg, will you get over it? I did not steal your gf, she was all over me. Perhaps next time you should look for a girl who likes boys. :na:

 

[Jennifer B]

My pet peeve are people that don't pay their bills on time.:na:

 

[Walter XI JPA]

I have a couple but some things are best left unsaid. :grrrrrr:

 

[Nolan B]

Thanks for sharing. uch:

 

[Pompal 09.]

Ooh, I've got a few:

- people who do the speed limit in the left lane
- professors who assign their own books as required reading for the class (notable exceptions: profs who are actually experts in their field, and profs who write books are actually current and relevant)
- people who spend all their time arguing
- drivers who don't respect cyclists
- cyclists who don't respect drivers
- people who talk but don't know how to listen
- people who equate loudness with importance
- people who invoke "slippery slope" arguments
- people who use "straw man" arguments
- people who affirm the consequent

and worst of all.............

- people who get to the front of the coffee line, and have no idea what they want! :grrrrrr: C'mon jackass, hurry up and decide - I need my massageplanetfeine injection!

 

[loveee <3]

+1

And people who goes to drive-tru and order a dozen coffee, dozen of donuts, sandwichs etc..

Hey asswipes! go inside! and get whatever the fucking thing you want! I dont have to wait for you 20 minutes in drive-tru!

 

[Scotto]

OMG! HOF? You let SillyGirl loose around one of your ladies ... Bad move my friend, even I know you don't let a hot, aggressive, oversexed smart lady out around someone you like ... you should have seen that coming a mile away ... :

 

[sexybutt]

I hate that