Excuses

[dreamer]

Where´s the fun in that ??
You can´t cheat one some one your divorsed from 555

 

[francisco h]

Ohhhhh Nooooooooooo..... its travelgirl AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!:mad2:

 

[AessaMenevrah]

Wonder when that girl will travel ??

 

[Aerohead]

I don't want to cheat, I just want to f*ck other women when she isn't around.

Send me a picture and I'll see if you measure up.

 

[Aneel]

Probably not

 

[XMS]

Me thinks she needs to get laid. Any takers boyos???

DD

 

[gianluca r]

Just tell her that you now like LB and the best place to go is LOS. Oh my buddha I hope I never have that problem. The wifey problem I mean before you guys start in. no:

DD

 

[Social Butterfly]

I bet she looks nothing like crazyswede's avatar.....

 

[Wendy Banbur]

you would have a though time finding anything that looks like his avatar:biggrinlo :biggrinlo

 

[Synsane]

Tell her u r having a mid life crisis and u need time 2 find yourself.....and the best place u can think of to start the search is LOS.

 

[facilitativechange]

Where are you ?.....Austria......G'Day mate, put another shrimp on the barbie !

 

[Kayla T.J.]

Just to let you know Mav they are Prawns not Shrimps... As told to me by more then one of your country men. Ha ha.

Cheers,
DD

 

[Babygirl]

Yeh , but Mav is a Cheap Charlie........:blah:

 

[krizutch]

55555555......u know me too well........funny enough tillac is of the same opinion....Kii nok mak mak.

DD.....yes l know it's a prawn......the quote l used is from my favourite movie "Dumb and Dumber"........and no that's not a movie about Nicke and Stevem.......555555555.....just joking guys......ok, how long am l banned for:

 

[Margarete]

Right...................you know you always wanted to be Paul Hogan for a day mate....Oh! now you really can be banned for some time for that one.

cheers,
DD

 

[Lee P]

Hey dave,

just leave a note on the fridge saying that you have just popped down to the shops for a pinta milk...........then sign it your ex husband Ronald Biggs

 

[Nnifer]

Met a guy september from Uk, he popped out to go to london for the weekend with his mates, whilst there he decided to get a flight to bangers, then on to patong, all without mentioning anything to the wife, who was left at home running thier hotel business on her own, after 5 days he had telephoned home to tell her he had got drunk and found himself in Ireland and would home asap. Came to the conclusion not too bright or indeed that if he was his wife couldn't be as he was always in the Bangla during the day with his shirt off (does the sun shine in Ireland?)and to cap that whilst drunk bought a time share in patong. After telling me this I pointed out the tan was going to be a little hard to explain but maybe the timeshare paperwork arriving at his home in England a week before he did might not go down to well, I wonder if that marriage lasted?????