FIREARM

[Ivanchik]

hello

on my way to work the other day...i thought.." oh damn i need some petrol"
stood in the blazing sun...enjoying the rays..filling up my car,at the petrol station. thought" i wish i didnt have to go to work today..its too nice n sunny"...as i was day dreaming the fuel splashed back at me.that'll teach me.to not pay attention eh?

went inside and paid the lovely lady.and off i went on my way to work,
just turned onto the main road,...time for my last cigarette,till after my shift....oooh how i love that last ciggie....next thing i knew as i threw the nubb out the window,my sleeve had caught fire!!!! "damn,this is cause of the splashback.....what could i do?? i was on a clearway stretch and no way i could pull over.....in an attempt to put out the fire on my sleeve..i hung my arm out the window,wafting it up and down...hoping to exstinguish itquicker.....now it was starting to burn,really hot!!
next thing i hear sirens....coming from behind....they then started to flash me to stop the car....bogger it!!! "what have i done now?" aah well they can help me at least...me arm was really hot by now.
i pulled over and the nice policeman came up to the car slowly......."what have i done officer?"

I am arresting you for possession of a FIRE-ARM!!!!!

sorry,really i am!!
but hope you like


oh well...popped in,paid the lovely cashier and went on my way....

 

[cqzhevgn]

hahahahaha.............that's bad but funny......thanks


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[djmano]

hahaha.... [sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif] thank you.. I enjoyed that..