First Visit

[skny]

Hello All,

First of all great site.Am going to Thailand for my first time and arriving in Patong 19th Jan for 4 nights so could anyone answer a few questions please.This place called Christins,what exactly is a suds ?.What do the girls do for yer ?.Am staying at the Patong Bay Garden Resort Hotel.Anyone stayed or know of it?.Its on the beachfront right in the centre.Are the clothing tailors any good and any recomendations ?.Is the first time as really mind blowing as people say and maybe some BMs can give their own thoughts and experiences of their first time.Also is it very busy when I am there ?.Keep up the good work lads and thanks for any answers in advance.

 

[mm92280]

I don't like cristins! Some do! Look at this tread!

http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2671

Just get yourself a nice Bg or get a massage with extra's on the beach-road, southern part!

Have a nice time! :cheers:

 

[hairbender]

Kings fashion is a good tailor. good quality

 

[ck4829]

welcome to the board.suds is basically a soapy,a massage soapy rub down and the extra services that you can imagine.expect to pay about 2000+ baht.about 30-40 quid.bit pricey but definately worth a go at least once.you have to experience it.i still cannot believe there are phuket regulars that havent indulged.dunno about the hotel,check the accomodation section.the tailors seem to be ok,i no many people who have bought stuff and been happy,me i never have enuff money after blowing it alll on women and drinks.plus i have no use for a suit.i only use them for weddings and funerals.so the one i got when i was 20 still does for me .the first time is trully amazing and will be brilliant,just a pity you only got 4 days,you will really want to stay longer,i was there 18 days first trip and didnt want to go at all,and was depressed for ages when i got home,but 6 tours and 18 months later,the magic is still there but leaving gets easier.its hard to explain hopw you feel when walking down the street and tons of girls are screaming fopr you and grabbing you begging you to take them,its a hard life.but be choosy,do what you want and do who you want dont feel manipulated,have fun you will love it.as for busy it will be pretty damn busy til about end of feb,but even more so when you are there,but dont worry there will be plenty of girls to go around.
have fun
steve

 

[Matty]

have you actually experienced chriastins?and what didnt you like about it,i think most people that have been there will agree with me that it is worth a visit at least onvce,i have only been 4 times,but never had a bad time there.
steve

 

[NotInsaneINC]

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[Suren]

i never went to christin's, but have been to many soapies in BKK and by far the best thing in LOS

 

[Rick Carson]

As Steve said, there is nothing in the world quite like it, when you take that first stroll down one of the bar sois. All the ladys are calling to you as you pass the bars, saying, "hello, welcum...hello, handsum man... hello, I like you." They are smiling, giggling, laughing, jumping around, all trying to catch your eye. Their singsong voices with the funny way they pronounce the English words, all mixed with the giggling, is something that you have to experience it because their is no way I can truly convey to you the sound and the sight of it. The sexiness of the girls is awesome, and their energy is real high energy and coneforum.xxxious. It makes you feel ten feet tall. You feel like what a rock star must feel like when all the groupies are after him.

Some girls run out and grab you by the arm. Others block your path, and throw their arms around you with a big hug for you. If you show them any attention at all, it can be hard to get past them. Oddly enough, after youi have been there a couple weeks, it gets a little annoying. But it would be worse if they ignored you. In 4 days, it would be hard to tire of it.

On my first trip, I booked 3 weeks. Couldn't leave. On the 20th day, I freaked and managed to schedule 10 extra days. Just couldn't part with that perfect little dream girl I had met a few nights before. When I would wake up with her in the morning and she would get on me for a ride, like an Asian cowgirl, I would literally have to pinch my self to make sure I wasn't dreaming!

January 19 is a pretty good time to be in Patong. By then the Christmas/New Year's crowd has thinned out some, and it is well before the Chinese New Year's and Easter crowds. Of course, it is not as good as low season for having your pick of the girls and hotels at bargain prices, but it is the best month of the year for weather which is why many people come from Europe.

I guarantee it will blow your mind! The first night I was there, all the things that happened to me and the girls I was with! Wow! What a story that is!
A night which will live on in my memory for the rest of my life!
Enjoy, and try to book more days!!!!!!

JayBee

 

[jim jim the dog faced boy]

great post jaybee!i was actally there again in my imagination whilst reading your post!--4 days wont be enough gareth !,

 

[GabeMan]

Thanks alot lads.I know 4 days aint gonna be enough .4 days in Ko Samui and 4 days in Pattaya too so I know am gonna fill me boots along the way.Am spending a week in Vegas then a week in Hawaii before I arrive in LOS but cannot think of anything else but Thailand.Thanks to this great forum I feel like am going in there like a veteran.

 

[Stefi28]

I, too will do the same tour (Phuket to Samui to Pattaya) but one month earlier than you. I'll be sure to let you know how it goes. Have a blast man, and do try Christins. Look left if you really want to enjoy yourself...the cuter ones are a bit lazy in my opinion.

Robio

 

[Shou74292]

Hi Gareth!

If you go Pattaya and like soapies you must go to a place called "Sabai-Parlour" or some thing like that ... NOT SabaiLand witch is on the opposite side of "Sabai-Parlour" on Pattaya Second Rd. Soi3!
At my first visit in Pattaya i went to Sabailand and i really loved it .. in January this year i went there again but got very disapointed ... new owner , new rules ,high price , up-nosed girls , real bad place now at least for me .. BUT ... i went to this "Sabai-Parlour" instead .. (oppostite side on Second Rd.) .. i came there real late one night ... every thing closed at 1 hour past midnight ( Sorry i always forget AM-PM) and i got there at 00:00 ... well i can make it in one hour i thought and picked up a young Sweetie and went in for my "massage"!
Got very surprised after one hour of soap cos it wouldn´t end , am i dreaming or have i gone to heaven ???? Nope .. the "massage" was for 2 hours and the price was 1500thb for EVERY THING and i mean every thing eighter you eat the soap or not
I will go there again , belive me!

cs//

 

[erg322]

check out www.bahtbus.com. there's some good info there, and the first picture you see, if you're anything like me, will give you enough of a taste to make you long for los even more. bahtbus it will explain some tips for beginners. also, check older threads on this forum, because some bm's have provided really good sites to research before your trip. also, check out www.stickmanbangkok.com and you can read some people's experiences with thailand. that site will prepare you for the mindfcuk that some bargirls will try to run on a newbie...and from what i hear, they can spot a newbie a mile away.

i must say, i'm jealous of you, gareth, you have a date already set. i'm still in the "just daydreaming" phase of planning my first trip to los. one thing is for sure, you will have the time of your life. i've read testimonials of grown men who will tell you that on the trip leaving bangkok, they literally broke down into tears because of how amazing their first experience was. i don't know if any other bm's will attest to that, but something tells me that someday i'll need a few minutes to steady mysel as my plane leaves bangkok for the first time.

evski.

 

[Aroused]

Yes .. arent´ they cute 555555
Been there .... sean that ... and i love it

cs//

 

[Oh Balls!]

Gareth,
When you get to LOS, you will be kicking yourself for wasting your time in Vegas and Hawaii. Vegas is a commercialized hell in a barren desert. Hawaii has beautiful beaches, but so does LOS. Hawaii is very, very expensive and no LBFMs.

Evski,
I've never cried when I left LOS, but it has never been easy. I remember last spring, standing at the door of the taxi taking me to Ko Samui airport, telling the driver to wait a minute. I stood there and watched the girl I had spent the last 8 days with walking down the road. The hem of the black evening dress I had bought her the day before swayed in the breeze as her lovely hips moved from side to side in their quintessentially womanly way. She held her head high, her bare brown shoulders were square and erect, her ass so round, and her arms filled with the bag of gifts I had given her. It was so f*cking hard standing there watching her walk out of my life, thinking, knowing that I would probably never see her again. Watching all that softness, all that heat, all the smiles, and all her eager puppy energy simply getting smaller and smaller, fading out of my life, step by sexy step.

I called to her one last time, "Bye Aon!! Good Bye!" My voice was like a plaintive cry, at once so full of love and sadness. I felt a sharp pang in my chest. Something was tearing at my heart. I wanted to run after her and tell her I'd changed my mind, that I wasn't leaving, that I would stay in LOS and find a job, as she asked me to do. But I couldn't do it. She turned and smiled, her smile as big and sweet, and constant as it always seemed to be, and she waved good-bye. :broken_he

I took one last look, got in the taxi, and off we went. She's got her life and I've got mine, I thought. That's the way it is. I watched the scenery as we headed down the road, thinking about the crazy reality of it all, that in moments like that makes life seem so unreal, and tried not to think about what it would be like to arrive back to my dull, lonely life in America. :sad:

Well, truth be told, my life is never dull, but it is often lonely. It was a hard transition, had a serious case of post-LOS Blues for a while. But six months later that day is a distant memory already. I feel like life here is survival of the fittest. What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. Now I feel stronger, and tougher, more independent and capable, than I have ever been. Like no one could ever break this heart of stone.

And I can hardly wait to get back to LOS and let those BGs soften me up again!

JayBee

 

[verscharren]

great pic crazyswede!!! after seeing that pic, then reading JayBee's post, i am even more positive that no matter how much research i do, i'll never be able to truly fathom the los experience until i get there.

gareth....have a badass time!!!
let us know how it went.

crazyswede...care to share anymore pics like that last one?


evski.

 

[ironman12345]

Shit. You've just described the last week for me. I got back to freezing cold London on Sunday night, and I've never been so depressed. Sat here thinking "why the hell am I here, in dreary expensive London, when I could be there?" It was my first time in Thailand (just a week, total spur of the moment thing) and I've never felt the way I felt in the car on the way back to the airport, after dropping off the first girl to make me feel like a teenager since, well, I was a teenager, half a lifetime ago. All I want to do is get back on the plane...

 

[oatmeal55]

Some outstanding post!!

You know there are times in your life that are taken to a special place in your brain, it is the place that keeps a snapshot if you will of a particular moment in time when you are at your happiest. I go to that place on the beach where the waves have brought up the softest sand and as the wave roll over the sand I remember the last day we had together.

I closed my eyes today for a moment and there I was with her once again, the softness of her lips sticking out in my mind, the thoughts and memories of our tongues dancing back and forth, her smooth brown skin so tight yet soft to the touch, every inch of her body would tremble at the touch of my hand, I spent hours loving every possible point of her body.

I can see her today just as if it was yesterday, she looked into my eyes with such innocents a virtual angel in my eyes, for a moment in time I knew what it was like to be a king, to look out upon my kingdom and know who and what I am.

I have never forgotten her and though I have spent many nights alone since that day, I have had others along the way. I can tell anyone who cares to listen of that girl I once knew so long ago, she was and will always be my favorite memory, she has never lied nor cheated on me and to this day is always right where I can find her, in the corner of my mind surrounded by thoughts of days gone by.

What I have found out in the time I have spent living is that those memories are worth more than a kings ransom, for if I had turned and stayed with her, she might have lied and cheated some where along the line, today the way things are is that she's still perfect, her body is as tight as it was 20 years ago for in ones mind time stands still, we should all be so lucky as to have made an impression on someone that can last that long.

 

[theymademedoit]

NICE POST HEYWOOD.......
YOUR OWN .......I PRESUME.....
JONNY

 

[Henry H]

Eh .. yes of cos´

cs//