Just Call Me G
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- Feb 1, 2010
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Q. Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab who?
Crab your cossie. We're going for a swim
Q. What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
A. A doctopus!
Q. What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish.
Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
A. Swimming trunks!
Q. What did the sea say to the beach?
A. Nothing. It just waved.
Q. Why are fish so smart?
A. They always go around in schools.
Q. Who are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
A. Mussels
Q. What did the first-time fisherman do to remember the spot with lots of fish?
A. He drew a mark on the side of his boat.
Q. Where do you see a man eating fish?
A. In a restaurant.
Q. Where do you weigh a whale?
A. At a whaleway station
:ashamed:
Who's there?
Crab.
Crab who?
Crab your cossie. We're going for a swim
Q. What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
A. A doctopus!
Q. What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish.
Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
A. Swimming trunks!
Q. What did the sea say to the beach?
A. Nothing. It just waved.
Q. Why are fish so smart?
A. They always go around in schools.
Q. Who are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
A. Mussels
Q. What did the first-time fisherman do to remember the spot with lots of fish?
A. He drew a mark on the side of his boat.
Q. Where do you see a man eating fish?
A. In a restaurant.
Q. Where do you weigh a whale?
A. At a whaleway station
:ashamed: