Geraldine

[Albertaman]

Well here we go!
Ok, it should not be to much of a surprise to most people on this board that this lady is someone to avoid but even with all the original red flag about her, I decided to see her for myself. Here is a brief rundown of the pre-meeting conversations that make me want to see her anyway.
Texted her from the number in the kijiji add and she responded right away. Said for $120 per hour, she could be anything I want and desire... Was thinking to myself, that sounds like a pretty good deal! She asked what I wanted, what kind of massage I like, what I would like to to wear etc... Conversation was always very prompted on her part and always very pleasant. So at that point, I'm thinking, maybe she is just a older lady, passed her prime, she knows how to have fun and have skills and she just know she cannot charge the price of young girls around town so I decided, why not!
today was my appointment so one hour before, texted her and she said she will jump in the shower right now and be ready for me... Asked me again what I would like her to wear and I said "your sexiest lingerie" she said ok and if I liked red.
Texted her when I arrived and she happened to be at the door with a backpack on and grocery bad in hand... I thinking, why saying you were jumping in the shower when you were not even home.... So anyway, of course she looks way more rough in person. Definitely did not dolled up at least to make herself more presentable..
Enter her appartement, place is pretty filthy... Go in the bathroom and it was the most filthy bathroom I've ever seen... Stepped into something very wet on the floor and I'm thinking, hope that's not cat piss! (oh yeah, she has a cat).
Get on the table and she comes out of her room wearing all black... Black bra, black corset, black legging. Again, chuckle thinking why asking about red...
Poured very cold oil on me and start rubbing. Not much of a massage... I hate to say this but it was actually not the worst rub I've ever got but probably bottom 3.... I'm not joking when I say this but 10 mins into it, she start rubbing the LG, ask if I want to turn, take off her bra to reveal her "age appropriate" natural assets and proceed to jackhammer me and even turned to watch the TV while doing it.... So at this point I tried to concentrate to make this over quick and I managed to do it, barely.... once the deed was done, she takes a small towel, pour cold ass water on it and put it on my LG. Now that's a way to get it to shrink and balls to hide... haha She just put it there and let me clean myself with this cold hand towel... After that she was done.... So I asked, "That's it??" It was only 15mins into it! So she said she could massage me. I said, well yes... Duh... She massaged me for another 15mins and than said it was done... She had someone else coming. She I got up, paid her 80, even if she only gave me half the time we agreed on, I think she needed the money more than me anyway, and I left.
All and all, lady is way worst looking, I think is an addict, will not give you what she promise and the place is pretty filthy. So, if that' what you are into, fill your boots as the Eastcosters would say!
It is good to mention that she is actually a nice lady. She was always polite and soft spoken I did not fear for my life... haha

For this valour you have earned yourself a Victoria Cross. And undoubtedly several of us veterans, but cowards at heart will be heading off to join the Jesuit's priesthood. I don't scare easily but this was terrifying.


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[Rubmegood]

OMG, Phil! We owe you BIG TIME!! I think upon seeing the bathroom I would've spun on my heels and hot-footed it out of there!

 

[bigbill]

Honestly, I'm not surprised by any of it. While she is very forthright in her communications and gives off a good first impression, there was something that set off my spidey sense, can't say what exactly.

I get that a lot of women in the industry see us as rubes, and I'm fine with that as long as they can just fake it long enough for us to get something close to our money's worth.

Sadly, some are just more desperate for some quick cash and this is the result. While on some level I might feel sorry for someone, it takes about $5 in cleaning solutions and some elbow grease to clean your bathroom.

 

[quesoblanconorte]

Well here we go!
Ok, it should not be to much of a surprise to most people on this board that this lady is someone to avoid but even with all the original red flag about her, I decided to see her for myself. Here is a brief rundown of the pre-meeting conversations that make me want to see her anyway.
Texted her from the number in the kijiji add and she responded right away. Said for $120 per hour, she could be anything I want and desire... Was thinking to myself, that sounds like a pretty good deal! She asked what I wanted, what kind of massage I like, what I would like to to wear etc... Conversation was always very prompted on her part and always very pleasant. So at that point, I'm thinking, maybe she is just a older lady, passed her prime, she knows how to have fun and have skills and she just know she cannot charge the price of young girls around town so I decided, why not!
today was my appointment so one hour before, texted her and she said she will jump in the shower right now and be ready for me... Asked me again what I would like her to wear and I said "your sexiest lingerie" she said ok and if I liked red.
Texted her when I arrived and she happened to be at the door with a backpack on and grocery bad in hand... I thinking, why saying you were jumping in the shower when you were not even home.... So anyway, of course she looks way more rough in person. Definitely did not dolled up at least to make herself more presentable..
Enter her appartement, place is pretty filthy... Go in the bathroom and it was the most filthy bathroom I've ever seen... Stepped into something very wet on the floor and I'm thinking, hope that's not cat piss! (oh yeah, she has a cat).
Get on the table and she comes out of her room wearing all black... Black bra, black corset, black legging. Again, chuckle thinking why asking about red...
Poured very cold oil on me and start rubbing. Not much of a massage... I hate to say this but it was actually not the worst rub I've ever got but probably bottom 3.... I'm not joking when I say this but 10 mins into it, she start rubbing the LG, ask if I want to turn, take off her bra to reveal her "age appropriate" natural assets and proceed to jackhammer me and even turned to watch the TV while doing it.... So at this point I tried to concentrate to make this over quick and I managed to do it, barely.... once the deed was done, she takes a small towel, pour cold ass water on it and put it on my LG. Now that's a way to get it to shrink and balls to hide... haha She just put it there and let me clean myself with this cold hand towel... After that she was done.... So I asked, "That's it??" It was only 15mins into it! So she said she could massage me. I said, well yes... Duh... She massaged me for another 15mins and than said it was done... She had someone else coming. She I got up, paid her 80, even if she only gave me half the time we agreed on, I think she needed the money more than me anyway, and I left.
All and all, lady is way worst looking, I think is an addict, will not give you what she promise and the place is pretty filthy. So, if that' what you are into, fill your boots as the Eastcosters would say!
It is good to mention that she is actually a nice lady. She was always polite and soft spoken I did not fear for my life... haha

Thank you for TOFTT and letting us know. Your sacrifice shall not be in vain!