There are many many ways to get caught - you have to have EVERY aspect of your game nailed down:
8)physical evidence - smells (perfumes)
- sights (lipstick, makeup , hairs, even looking cleaner than when u left or should be)
- socks inside out
- sperm stains in underwear! DEADLY! If you are a dribbler, either take a piss afterwards, or wrap the sucker in tissue paper
LMAO sperm stains, thats hilarious - dont think my wife inspects the boxers...