If it was THERESA edison instead of thomas, we'd have electric light, but we would have only gotten it last week because women are ALWAYS late lol.....
(hides because the fallout from that comment is going to be brutal lol)
But seriously, I've approached women in bars, restaurants, and clubs and gotten looks like I have a cock sprouting from the middle of my forehead...and we're not talking VS model types either, just your average and below average women.......