Going To Tj Aug

[handsomeprince75]

Bucket, what are these Blue cabs you speak of? I live in SD and visit TJ frequently. While not blue, the only taxis that would be a better deal than the yellows are the ubiquitous orange and white ones (taxi Libre) which in most cases (especialy if you speak a little Spanish) will turn on the meter making a trip to Coahuila (Red Zone) $2-$3. Also, the yellow cabs charge $5.

In regards to particular cabs taking one to la linea (the border), I have found 99% of them will drop you off as close to customs as they can (about 2 hundred yards), but it's 50/50 whether la policia (depends on the traffic) will allow them that close or not. If not, you will see them out there with a roadblock (no matter the taxi co) and you will have to walk the extra 1-200 hundred yards. I have never seen any TJ police shaking people down along this well populated strech, but I suppose anything is possible.

 

[Punisher]

You don't need any Juan or Juanita do have fun in TJ. Ask a cab to take you to Hong Kong bar and you will be in the middle of La Zona. Follow the smell and choose the girl.

 

[MiakoSamuio]

I wouldn’t waste my time with a tour- Just read up on the posts here. TJ is safe - you just use your head and pay attention.

I also recommend if you are just going there for action and to get back to the U.S. go around 7pm before all the crowds arrive. Have fun be safe. I’ve been there dozens of times. I was hassled once by the police but only because I was walking at night. They searched me and let me go.

Have fun.

 

[MikeyKid!5]

What is tour by Juan?

For a hobby visit to TJ.

1) Park on the US side. Leave a little extra cash in your car incase you get mrobbed in TJ.
2) If you are going to for the sole purpose of administering a beef dip, as soon as you cross walk past all the yellow taxis at the taxi stand, start walking to TJ but catch a blue cab, and say "cinco - club Chicago" ($5 bucks take me to club Chicago) Don't give the guy a tip beyond the $5.
3) The Taxi driver wil try to re-direct you to other places that he gets a kick back from, don't bite because these places all suck. He'll tell you beautiful, girls, that fuck you, bull shit head to the real whore houses.
4) Club Chicago has the better looking chicks,try to gett there early. Every girl in the place is a whore with the key words, let's go upstairs.
5) The girls are $60-80 for one nut + $11 for the room, and a spooge squad clean up crew will ask for a dollar cumming and gooing.
6) Find a girl that covers one of your fantasies, bust your nut, repeat as many times as necessary.
7) Best way back to the boarded, find another Blue Cab, (Cinco a la linia) ($5 to the boarded, you should see the boarder were they drop you off. The Yellow cabs will try to dump you about 1 mile from the boarder then you have to walk the gaunlet. Get the Blue Cab.
8) If you need one, stop at a pharmacy and pick up a viagra. Sometime with limited GFE the experience needs a boost.
9) Allways stay sober and aware of your surroundings. I've never had trouble anywhere I've gone (Philly, Baltimore, Compton, Long Beach, Englewood) but I'm 6"1" 280 and built like a Nose tackle. Don't take silly chances (beyond the hobby) and return safe. Happy stabbin' my friend.

 

[Kar]

has anyone tried the tours by Juan? I will be going to TJ in Aug, from the East Coast so I know that there will be many changes in TJ, can anyone make suggestions on a safe trip for me..