Guess Her Muff

[ainawgsd]

Dick???

 

[Ivon]

I'm sure you can find some on Church St.:he:

I love today's sexy beer stuffed muff, 7.5/10

 

[fat_arsehole]

Is that a stubby or a long neck? Gives new meaning to the term brewer's yeast.

 

[Brya]

sorry guys, I give her credit for being inventive but her body looks like an overstuffed sausage casing......she probably put on 15 lbs recently and her skin hasn't caught up yet....

6/10

Speaking of being inventive, here's a story for you: (don't I always have one? lol)

So I was dating this girl back in my 20s and we went up to her parent's cottage. We had NO privacy anywhere because she had 2 sisters and a brother and they were always around.

So around midnight we took the canoe out to the floating raft in the middle of the lake. We grabbed a couple of beers and some munchies.

It was a hot summer night and we got down to business but after about 20 minutes we were so hot and sweaty we had to take a break. So I opened a beer for her and she took a sip and handed it to me. She was laying on her back on a towel and I was kind of sitting between her legs. I took a sip and as a joke (me being a smartass) I thought I'd give her a shock and put it against her pussy.....she said "oooooh that feels NICE".....so I started rubbing it around.....on a side note she was a real wet one. Had NO problems getting her juices flowing....

So she starts moving her hips and sliding her pussy up and down the beer bottle. I don't know how it happened but next thing I know the WIDE part is inside her lol.....she's moaning and moving her hips, then looks up at me and says "holy crap, is that all the way in"??? I said "holy fuck it IS"........I pulled it out and held it up and she looked at me and I looked at her and we were both kind of amazed.....

Later on that weekend we were all packing up to walk down the road to watch a softball game or something and I had a single beer in my hand, and they asked me to carry the cooler. My gf was standing next to me with her arms full with chairs and shit and I turned to her and said "here, carry this for me" She said "I can't, my arms are full too"...I just looked at her and smiled.....oh MAN, she dropped all the stuff and chased me around smacking the shit outta me lol.....I was laughing SO fucking hard....everyone was looking at us like we were crazy lol....OH fuck it was funny.........

 

[Monty Montezuma]

Peace is walking Church Street??

 

[roxy07]

BEER, is that one of your bottles? :tongue:

7/10

 

[Pompal 09.]

This one is a classy-looking mature woman with a very girlish shape:

I'll give her an 85%. She's so classy, she's even brushed her pubes for us.

 

[sally joe!!!]

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[Steve Rogers]

Papasmerf....so great to run into you on Church Street. I hope you had fun with your friends. Sorry I couldnt stay as I m rarely there unless I have to bike by.

 

[jinmartt]

She has great nipples,
She has a great pair of baby blue eyes,
She has a nice tight little frame but the hairy beaver is got to go!

7.5/10

 

[liddabet]

She's very doable and nothing a bottle of Neat and a razor wouldn't make better.8/10

 

[Toni]

It's all workable for me.......7.5/10

 

[aightman]

I'm actually not a big fan of her face. I think she's rather plain and probably not all that old.

 

[aronbayarea]

I think she's older than you think. I give her a 7, she's ok.

 

[geeko]

I don't know why BR thinks she's so classy...I mean hell, she can't be THAT classy if her naked pic is on the internet right?

I give her a 7.5/10, I think she's much older in the clothed pic......probably mid to late 30's.....

 

[Dmitri]

Yeah she looks older in the clothed pic than the nude one. A 7 from me

 

[twilight fan team edward]

I love her eyes but she sports one heck of a beak!:he: 6/10

 

[Mae B Jolly]

6/10.

Too much bush.

 

[Lisa N]

The second pic did not meet mt expectations.......7/10

 

[Kira]

It was kinda what I was expecting. Also 7/10