Guess Her Muff

[Luke T]

oh man, you think that's big?

I went out with this woman I met in a club....went to dinner with some of her friends, went dancing afterwards, brought her back to my place, pulled off her slacks and panties then (with the lights down low) looked down, thought "hey, I thought they came off with the pants) went to pull off her panties again by running my fingers down the inside of her hips, wait, what? wtf WTF WHAT THE F.....OMG

She had dark brown almost black hair and her pubes ran ALL THE WAY UP TO HER HIP BONES.....seriously, it looked like she was wearing thick panties....

Talk about GROSS ME THE FUCK OUT then she was all concerned when I just couldn't get it up....just the THOUGHT of what was down there turned my stomach.

So, what else is new? she talks to her GF about it. She talks to her BF about it. Next time we're together and the girls go to the can he brings it up. Teasing me about limp dick and all that. So the girls come back and I say "did you tell them"? Oh yea....Did you tell him? No but we talked about it after.....oh really? You want to know WHY? I turned to them and said "listen, she's hot, I have NO problem performing but when someone is smuggling a fricken poodle between her legs I find that a BIG turn off. It is so thick I was looking for my machete and pith helmet and swore I heard some jungle noise..."

Yeah she got mad especially when they turned to her and said "really"? They just couldn't believe it.....about a week later her gf said to me in private: I didn't believe it, when we got home I demanded to see it, OMG it was fucking horrible, no wonder you couldn't get it up, I almost lost my lunch...."

 

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[Joe P]

The woman in red.

7.5/10

 

[ilovesoccer]

Hair is different in the pictures

Either it is two different women or another time machine post

 

[XYZ]

oh there's a bunch of time warp photos on there.....I'm digging her, pretty hot for a civvie....I'd give her an 8/10......

 

[Lil T]

Yeah I'm also an 8. Hard to tell whether time warp or eastern european

 

[Pravin R]

there's a little weight gain in the clothed photo too.....I hate it when that happens.....

 

[Underground lightning]

7.5/10

 

[Salmarnir]

7/10

 

[Abbigail]

Very doable, 8/10

 

[A Modest Proposer]

I adore the patch but the rest well...........Not so much.

5/10

 

[kristina]

Face is nice too - 6/10

 

[Pompal 09.]

TOO? that's her only redeeming quality.....6 for the face, 3 for the rest of her....

 

[Leanin]

We were giving kudos for the strip as well.

 

[Above Normal]

6/10

 

[LilMissRainbow]

As a civvie I would do her. She's pretty and the tan peeks my interest.:he: 6/10

 

[groovybug]

Hubba..Hubba!

9.75/10

 

[Hanna]

9.75????????

She looks a LOT better with her clothes on IMO....8.5 with clothes, 7 without.....

 

[Whats Up Doc]

Civilian marking criteria in effect.

 

[righteousjohnson]

While Bosco got a little enthusiastic I would still tend to go with his judgement on this one 9/10. There is nothing wrong with her with her clothes off except who likes panty-hose?