H1N1 Flu: may kill hobbyists @ MPs

[jordan h]

There is no doubt that the H1N1 flu virus will attack 40 - 50% of Canadians betwwen November and March. It will be very wise to get everyone to take their flu shot - especially the MPAs and receptionist. But avoiding MPs for a while may be the answer, since many places don't have showers or sinks in the room... and many places aren't scrubbed down every day.

This virus is worse than most STDs, and more deadly.

 

[phatdog]

While you're at it... you might as well stay away from all large grocery store chains, doctor's offices, hospitals, Maple Leaf and Raptor games.

Why does the SD2 study only pick on MP's? I can't think of any MP that I've ever been to that didn't have at least a sink. You must be going to some nasty places.

I agree with your flu shot recommendation though.

 

[mzjilly]

Yah I wonder!

I also agree with getting the flu shot, especially this year.

 

[Leigh [ex nihilo]]

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Exactly. Why waste money and get the flu at the same time. Makes one a double looser...

 

[kick@ssguy]

While I don't believe all the media says H1N1 could be, I do believe we need to be cautionary. Flu shots and no DFK with an SP / MP who has a fever over 101. I won't tell you how I will take her temperature!

 

[estrella]

I have some doubt.

 

[WATCHA]

I have a feeling that most MPA's are happy you will be avoiding them.

 

[Ashleypink]

LMFAO....that's the best of the bunch.

But seriously, from all accounts to date, there is good basis for optimism that an H1N1 vaccine would be available by November, if not before.

 

[mysticduder]

i just imagined the same post only posted by some head mpa stating to refrain from work bc of all the possibly infected hobbyists, ...that kinda makes more sense.

Man if that happens i'll shot myself from boredom ......things we take for granted .

 

[drgnrdr451]

I don't usually get a flu shot, but I think I will get one this year.

 

[drluiiz]

I will get a flu shot this year too, but first, lets make a list of MPAs who have bad cleaning habbits and who have a bad attitude. I think, those will get H1N1 first!!!

 

[Dianne S]

Let's make a list of clients who have bad cleaning habits and who have a bad attitude.

 

[ladies man501]

Let's make a list of bad hobbits.


http://www.subverse.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/hobbit.jpg

 

[Candace]

How about a list of mad bobbitts?

http://algonovotododia.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/lorena_bobbitt.jpg

 

[~*RoCKAnGel*~]

Holy Farking Sheeeit! Thanks for ruining my day. Now, lighten up!

 

[Hayley S]

All this talk of DEATH at MP's makes me want to go out for a rub N tug... to cheer myself up

 

[Pompal 09.]

My statement does focus on MPs, and not grocery stores or escorts or stadiums, because this is a review board for commenting on MPs (holy f--kin' idiots).

I realize you could get H1N1 from going shopping at Wal-Mart, but the 18 yr old cashier isn't going to strip naked and slide up and down my jackhammer for a bodyslide.

This is strictly about the health of the MPAs and the horny clients they service.

 

[Jackie the Peace Maker]

The flu shots are useless.

There will always be a new strain of virus that a flu shot will not be able to cover/fight against.

 

[mizfurrocious]

Would you like the contact information for my favourite Walmart cashier?

I stand by my earlier comments. Your risk is higher in a busy public setting like the places I mentioned previously.

Why are you picking on MP's only? Why not SP's? Why not Strip Clubs?

 

[gary m]

I actually laughed at this joke... but checked the Wal-Mart website and they carry Calloway

Because this post in the MP review area of massageplanet.net. I would post about H1N1 in the strip club area of massageplanet.net but I don't go to SCs.