Harmony Health Centre

[Clyde N]

Knowing Sven, if she wasn't, he would not have seen her.

Stud.

 

[Lamia]

was there yesterday...saw joey...confirm asian..only had a happy massage but she does do FS....massage was good...gotta luv it when they walk with their knees on back...

 

[WHAT]

Had a nice massage from May there. went 1/2 hr for 2 greens

I'm geussing She's late 30's to early 40's, massage was FANTASTIC! She put some real effort into the massage. Loved how I could see up her skirt in the mirror once she started. when it came time to flip we discussed options...sorta, her english aint too hot...opted for the cbj. was a brown and a green.

I was all like OMFG! she's real good, started with lots of teasing with her breasts, which are nice and firm. and then when the cover came on I don't think I lasted more than 3 minutes. for me it was definately worth it.

She was real nice, very friendly, great attitude. pretty sure I would repeat.

 

[Guido McInsideYou]

I was met by Lucy, and then asked who was working. Joey popped up and recognized me, She swayed me to try out new Lucy.
Lucy was average at best, didn't know much english, but immediately started the tease.
Negotiations started but she didn't budge at all, even after 15minutes of haggling and I know how to haggle
At this point I just wanted to get out. We let time run down and Lucy countered me for tips. Tips?! really?
5 minutes of this and she said other the other girls get tips. I thought if she wants to talk about other girls, then I'll get other girls: I asked to see Joey. She popped back up and we had nice chat, did the dirty and all was good in life.

Not to bash Lucy or one to burn bridges, I left a tip for Lucy because Joey put a smile on my face.

 

[Cora D]

So Joey is the best one here? I plan on checking this place out soon, any descriptions of what the girls look like or should I just ask for the girls by name even though I've never been there?
It'll be my first time visiting and I'm pretty young so hopefully they still ask me if I want anything else after I turn over I don't think I would be able to ask straight up

 

[edrazeba]

How much should I expect to pay ontop of room fee for fs?

 

[Hesham]

Went to Harmony today, felt like something Asian other then Chinese. Parked across the street gave the establishment a call, to which Linda answered. I asked about the room fee and condiments. The usual double greenback for 1/2 hr. Extra was also available.

I scoped out the area in my usual stealthy fashion, and concluded that I really do not want to walk through front door. Too much traffic and nosy people around. I drove around the block down the back alley, found a place to park. I then called Linda again and requested a back-door entry, yep, no problem, will wait for you. (( No Greek here), LOL )).

Was greeted by the very same woman I talked to on phone, which was a PYKC, (Pretty Young Korean Chic). Long black hair, very nicely built frame and silky smooth skin.

She took me to room number 1, and did the usual asking of how long honey. I replied with an 1/2 hr, started to peel clothes off and she went to do her money thing, Write your name in a book and deposit the money in that secret hiding spot they have.

I was laying Full Monty el reversal when she walked in the door, and got all sweet with me. For 10 minutes gave me a great massage for my neck and lower back. I asked if she was from Vancouver and she said, "Yes, how do you know".. I just said that everyone is from Vancouver. After a bit she said to me, what would you like to say to me, to which I replied, I would like to have big boom boom with you. Then a price was worked out to be acceptable. Because it was my 1st time there, I most likely paid a little more, thats o.k.

I did the flip-a-rama, and she said i will be right back, I must go and get a jiffy wrap, Sure! She walked in and proceeded to reveal her soft delicate skin. There she was standing naked in front of me, wishing I had a warm Schaeffer Beer, an average size set of titties there, and the bushiest of all bushes that I have ever seen on an Asian girl. We're talking a full triangle of thick black gouchie. It made me harder. She played with me for a few minutes to get Frisky up and running, wrapped the rascal, and suggested that I get on top. Mmmmmmmmmm, I said to myself, ok. will have to be gentle. She laid down and has a climbed up on the table, I laid a big wet tepid tongue bath on her pussy all the way to her belly button. She moaned.

Eventually i was too big for her and she suggested that I get finished by a HJ. I went even more gentler, because this Korean chic had a very nice pussy. In my books she would be a Fox, with only her cunning to protect her. After a few minutes of internally massaging her, I let her finish me off by Hand. Meow baby, I sprouted a few times high into the air.

Looks 8/10
HJ 9/10
English 7.5/10
Room 9/10
Clothing 8/10
Trust 9/10
Body 8/10
Shyness 7/10
Massage 9/10

She was kind of reluctant to let me kiss and play with her. Maybe she was expecting her monthly gift and was too sensitive for pleasure. Maybe I would go back, her bed talk and play was not that encouraging, or lack a recipient response. Maybe because it is our 1st time she is cautious as well.

Thats Ok, can not blame the girl, I did enjoy her company and her natural charm. Was a warm delight, even after a long time.

But. I have been there before,,,,,,,, and that is already a written story!

 

[John G]

good review, and i like the expanded rating system

 

[Blue Turtle]

Hi, Guys, I went harmony but could find Joey. The day before yesterday I went Club Yelena meet her here.

 

[Maki Maki]

First, can you even speak English? How stupid do you think we are. Your only other post is a post stating the Club Yelena is under new ownership and that all the ladies are top notch. Now you come on here after people are hyping up Joey from Harmony and say she is now working on Club Yelena. Ya...sure she is.

 

[BAPS]

Actually, I just went there the other day and saw Lucy (review to come) and she informed me Joey is no longer with Harmony, although she didn't have a clue where she went.

 

[missmojo78]

How is your English? Are you langusit or professor in University? Are you never guraduated from University??

 

[jimy]

he may not be a linguist and may not have graduated from university, but he can speak one of our two official languages.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Good comeback. Maybe you should have just said:

OH YEAH!??!?!?!??!!?


That probably would have been better.

Stud.

 

[Melissa ?]

Hey, give the guy a break. It's obvious it's not his first language.
He's making a contribution and saying Joey is at CY now.
He's entitled to his opinion even if his english is weak..
It takes a lot of gumption to brave the waters of a new language...you don't get any better at it by not practicing.

Don't stop trying Mark1953

 

[Joyce]

Agreed. I apologize for making fun Mark1953.

Has anyone else gone to CY and visited Joey? If she is indeed there now, it will be well worth the trip. If she isn't, you can be the first to report back.

Stud.

 

[Midnighter1]

Aug 16th 2010

I was there around 10:20am and was met by an average lookin lady (no name mentioned) and then she motioned me into rm no1 as one granny was walkin in after me and lookin for massage.

inside rm no1, i was puzzled as i dont wanna have my first ever harmony done by that gal. As i was bout taking off, the legend came in, Miss Cindy (the one you dont and wont see it often there anymore!!!) So i changed my mind outright and start takin off my gears..yeah..

massage was as expected and i asked for a HJ and it was wonderful, my total damage is a $1.1 and i think its all good..a repeat almost for sure.
Miss Cindy told me that now she only works with appointment as she will have more new gals comin in..and I bet I was damn lucky this morning

The korean gal Linda would be back friday and if any bro wanna see Miss Cindy, check in today as she will be there all day. And she said she might be there tomorrow as she has one gal in for interview..i wonder hows the interview gonna be like, as if they need guys to run the test drive.

It was a fun experience overall and thats all the info i could contribute to everyone here, thanks so much. Happy pooning..

 

[frankiegrease d]

so how much u paid total?
and where is that location?

 

[Trevor]

He says it right in his review for the cost and the location can be found by doing a freakin search.

Stud.