Have I turned into an SP?

[Olive Crayon]

I want to thank everyone for their comments. Now that I picked myself off the floor from laughing, I do have a few comments.

Payment is after so that they know how much to tip. No envelope just a 'thanks dear you were unbelieveable' type comment. Since I only charge for 5 mins I guess I make the going rate and get tipped well, the rest of the time is on me. Geez, I better consider getting paid for the remaining 5 hours though. I hope the other SPs here don't get mad at my under cuttig their rates! Just like all other SPs I provide the condoms and OMG this lady doesn't require lube as the water works is unbelieveable. Good picture, thanks for not showing them the before picture :shock:

Last but certainly not least, Smylee you just officially won the battle of the 'You know you hobby too much when...'

 

[anna b]

OK but next contest how about you win and I get laid :great: .

 

[Brian]

No, you need to get laid and be paid for it!

As a side challenge, I tried 3 squirters and my records so far is 4 feet distance, I would have got more if the snorkel didn't get in the way.

 

[FaithM]

I think Smylee should create one of his videos The Adventures of GDL in free pussyland!

:great:

 

[Individual]

If he only knew some of the details I told you about I would be in big trouble.

 

[Pompal 09.]

LMAO, GDL if you leave first, you're the SP! Paid to leave remember! In your case, laid to leave!

Hope you're having a blast!

 

[Scorched Eartha Policy]

Dude , I can always make up details : .

Scene 1 - GDL pounding away at civilian in motel room . Suddenly she passes wind .

Civilian - " oh my god . I am so embarassed .

GDL doesn't miss a beat :

GDL - " no worries baby sometimes I make them shit "

Civilian " thank god . Can you get me some toilet paper ? " .

GDL " just use the pillow cover . Rooms in your name right ?"

 

[MateRoloFat]

OMG how did you know that a similar event actually happened a while ago. She was getting into it and squirting more than she ever did (so she says) and other things did get relieved too, yuk! That was the last time for her.

 

[Tarou]

and I just logged on after eating dinner!:grrrrrr:

 

[Mike P]

ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[HelloMyNameIsJake]

Laws of probability my friend .