Hawaiin...something on Hastings

[bored]

Went to an amp on Hastings in a strip mall called Hawaiian something. Was met at the desk by a cute kinda busty asian women who took me to a room after I asked how many girls on today.

The line up was decent with a mix of good bodies and some cute faces; all asian. The busty asian came back and asked me who I wanted and I said 'you'. She then smiles and goes to kiss me but instead of kissing me she slides her tongue into my mouth like a rocket. I’m thinking ‘wtf’ and where has this tongue recently been – probably up the last ass she saw. Anyways I decided to take the hour for 60 in the wet room as it seemed like a good idea at the time.

We strip and out come the shower hose to wet the ‘wet bed’ down. She soaps me up and hoses me down, flips me over and repeats. Now the questions ‘you want do everything?’ and I say sure and she says 140. I say 120 and she says 140 like Bernie Mack in Bad Santa – so I’m like ‘ok I give’ and I figure for 200 all in I’m getting steamed, cleaned, and reamed.

Positions:

CG
Doggie
Mish
RCG
69 – rimming
HJ
CBJ

Blew a good load, she cleaned me up with more wamassageplanet.neted action then a 20 minute massage that was pretty good. Her name is Alison or something that sounds like that. 5’1”, 100lbs, cute with enhanced B+. Decent ass but not mouth watering.

Won’t repeat as there are over a billion Asian women on earth and lots of them are in the business. Good value if you want to have some clean fun.

 

[Nami B]

Hawaiian Girl Spa?

 

[BMT]

Anyone else tried this place out? Can't seem to find it, where is it close to?

 

[Pompal 09.]

locate the popular coffee joint along the north side of hastings east of boundary

 

[Pompal 09.]

before Gilmore? is this place as good as it sounds?

 

[Alvie]

Yes, the place is located in a high traffic plaza. Been there before and was introduced to lot of nasty looking girls. I ran out of there ASAP and will never return...

 

[answers smartass]

Christ man! They're not THAT bad. Unless you're like 18, which you sound like you are. Stick with the Koreans--probably just like you, they don't fuck too good either, but very young and mechanical.

Lisa is a good PSE and attractive Chinese-Vietnamese woman in her 40s with very nice natural Cs. She's also the owner so it may be difficult to get an appointment with her if you haven't see her before. And yes, BJH she sucks awesome cock with COF finish!

There have been some good reports about other nice ladies there. Worth the trip out to Burnaby.

Keep in mind also that this place is located in a strip mall with an RCMP community policing centre and there's usually a constable around. So opt for the rear entrance instead. Call them on your cell when you arrive and they'll let you in the back.

Panther

 

[horsebackrider]

I saw Lisa a few years back at Rainbow. I dont think she is anywhere near 40 unless you are thinking dog years LOL.

 

[serena doom]

You eforum.xxxerts,

INTEL: There's a back door, go around to the block behind, you'll find an apartment, to the right of the apartment front door there's a metal door that slips you right into the warm heart of the place. Just call ahead and tell them to leave it open for you.

LISA: I had lots of fun with her about 4 times last year. She's a sexy aging part vietnamese hottie that knows how to please. Lots of "oh my king" and honey honey baby baby" kind of vibe. The first couple of times I was absolutely astonished, she fucked like a hurricane.

Lisa's got big firm enhanced bazookas and an ass that looks like the shells of two turtles on steroids. Anyone think they're ass implants? So at first I found that damn hot but she also manages the place and so at times she'd seem a bit occupied. Also had a random other girl there once and it was laboured and pretty weak. But all in all the place is warm and welcoming, and if you catch the moon in just the right phase, you can get a nice hot girl to really fuck your brains out! Was 140 for 45.


BCMG

 

[DancerForLife<3]

No kidding, I've seen her a few times; she gives a great massage too! nice rimmer lol

 

[Trevino]

little strip mall with subway
just after gilmore heading east on hastings

i have been there 3 times, location does suck but i saw koko twice and vivian once, the proprietess lisa is on my to do list. appointment might be required.of the 2 koko or vivian, i'd take vivian, the services is more or less the same, with a rimjob being the extra vivian does, energetic rimjob at that, wants to do a good job, she moved to vancouver as a teen, her english shows it,
neither are spinners but that i like, both will throw a leg over you for a 69 during a BBBj, no coaxing required.in all my experience in lower mainland digits are out.

i am hard to get off, just about wore both out, vivian wanting to succeed, offered cim, worked hard for that end also, it was a serious offer.

a 10 for both.
l depends on your preference, koko is slim
vivian less so but not in a pudgy way.
i forget the other criteria,
all and all both are at minimum good, though i'd put vivian at great,
i have not been as impressed in a long time.
vivian's attitudecould have been coached by the one and only wonder of victoria mia.
if i did not live in nanaimo, i'd be broke on mia in vic and vivian in the lower mainland. there i blasphemed put vivan in with mia in go for broke


oh 140 cash or plastic[ extra for tax on that option]

 

[eukusera]

Ditto Pantherdash. K's are cute and rockin bods, but shitty service. Lisa is worth a go. I saw her last summer. I went back to try a different dish and had "japanese"? Terrible. But I heard the menu was better late last year.

 

[Ivon]

I dropped in today to see Lisa but seemed to get scewed around. When I went in I was met by Cici and was told Lisa wouldn't be in today, Cici was quite aggresive to get me to stay, told me $140 for the hour, wanted me to see her but I was walking out when Lisa came in and told me I could see her.

Lisa walked me to the room, we agreed on $140/hr, she left saying "have a shower and I'll be back". I'm laying on the table when in walks Vivians who I had never seen before but she was attractive. She told me Lisa was busy for a few minutes, that she would start but Lisa would come. After a few minutes she takes off her clothes and says Lisa not coming she's going to accountant. WTF, why didn't Lisa just tell me that.

Not wanting to argue I agreed to stay and said $140/hr but she wanted more, I held out and finally she agreed. It's not the money but the principal. Service wasn't too bad but she left the room twice saying she had to go to the bathroom and also took two breaks to wash her hands. After 35 minutes she said "time to go now" so again rather than argue I just left but I'll never return.

Vivian was attractive, I'd say 9 with a nice body including real tits.
Service I actually received was good, rimming, DATY, kissing, digits...8
Attitude was OK, very friendly but due to all the BS and only 35 minutes....2

I left frustrated though and went to one of the R&T places on Westwood in POCO and had a really nice massage and some extras which suprised me but the place and girl shall go un-named as these are quasi legit places.

 

[--PACIELLO--]

i got an i am the manager{the you idiot or something a little less civilised seemed to be implied} after having said i'd like to have her. the standard greeting, , long time no see honey, bugs me
, she said you like big tits, no duh not having taken my eyes off yours since coming in.and not being especially bright on this day i don't argure with i send in girl with big tits, she give good service when i asked to see the line up of big tits in stock, big tits, no good poor service, i send you one in.. like a dumb ass i didn't tell her to stuff it, got big fake c's, on a squirm away from any contact pretty much anywhere interesting on the torso.
let's be nice first shall we, nice hair smooth skin, average japanese face.yo yo or some such name
but poor fake tit job, no touchy most places, you cum for me baby, in the first few strokes followed soon after with hj ok, not a clock watcher {though some} so much as a cock watcher, oh wait lets check the sleeve might have slipped from being pulled down past your balls, oh wait, the u cum now baby just left, pretty much repeat from there. you know a girl can't go for too long having intercourse[ a staggering 10 minutes in], followed by hj ok. the writing was on the wall from the start.
as a fellow pooner and long time friend to compare notes with pre- internet, "never let them choose", you get odd girl being left last pick, to give her some bussiness thus incentive to stay filling the ranks,
. quantity over quality mind set.
oh got 40 girls instead of being honest and say got 20 not counting the duds
H G was a place i liked, i could find it and reasonably priced, but unless i feel like arguing, just in case, i'm going to stay away, a shame started out so well 3 good visits. one oh your not paying attention too bad so sad your fault you were asking to be suckered.

 

[DEFINATELY BLESSED]

Here it is, Inauguration Day of Barack Obama; and heeding the call for volunteerism and public service, I thought to do my part by sharing some of my humble knowledge of Hawaiian Girl. Please be guided that I have been aware of this forum for some time, back to the days of Hamster, and have learned from and laughed at many of the reviews and stories posted by dedicated members.

I am of Japanese descent, with a preference for East Asian SPs who are capable of proper massage, and appreciate DATY and digits, along with FS. I am partial to MPs where one can view and make a choice from the selection offered; I have been a "regular" client of BEX, Hawaiian Girl, and New World (in alphabetical order), and currently favouring HG.

Of the past MP SPs, one favourite was Jessie at Bex; and for SPs from micros, I followed Pinky from where she worked at a Burnaby MP, to where she brought in talent from Korea (and boy, were they talented!), to her premises in Vancouver and then Richmond until her "forced retirement".

With HG, I had met Lisa when she worked at that MP on Broadway near Cambie, and she remembered me when I first checked out HG. While I agree with some reviews that her routine may become routine, she is a better than average businesswoman, and knows the value of repeat clientele - and also, she is receptive to when I want to visit the Greek isles. As a mamasan, she has looked out for me in suggesting new talent - and where she and I have disagreed on quality of service, she has reimbursed the room fee, and looked after me herself. On the occasion where the girl I requested was due to be available in 20 or 30 minutes, shea has offered (and I have partaken) her massage, while I waited, and then sent my requested girl to look after the post massage service.

Lucy ( I believe her to be Filipino) is a petite SP that Lisa suggested, and I have not had any disappointments. Everything offered and partaken, except that trip to Greece - while offered, she is so petite that I couldn't partake - and please, this is not bravado, as I am the stereotypical Asian male in physical endowment (that is, for a guy 5'10").

Lopez (Lovus, or something like that - Luby?) is a young Latina, while not petite, really does love the apres massage activites - the only drawback would be the actual massage skills.

Yoyo is the girl that used to be at Atlantis in Burnaby, and her talents have not diminished. She provides BBBJ (but I am not the expert that BJH is, so please take what you will). She is on tall side for a Chinese girl, but some days you want to see eye to eye - or better yet, sixty-nine.

Melissa is a Caucasian beauty, flawless skin, and nice breasts (I am no good at sizing A, B, C, D, etc.). As I read in a recent post, her attitude may not rate a 8 or 9, but her looks make may make up for it.

Coco (or Koko as it is spelled in Japanese English) is a reliable choice, nothing special, nor something unknown - as far as for regulars, I believe she offers BBBJ, and enjoys 69, as do I.

The latest is Lily, who I learned from a recent post used to be at NW - as the description of the "finger gloves" could only be her. I saw her last week for the first time, at the prompting of Lisa, and the jury is still out. Restrictons were pretty much there for the first time meeting, but I coaxed her to DATY and BBD (baeback digits).

My apologies for the length of this post, not really a review, sorry. I am not very good at the L, A, S rating system - so far as to say that the girls at HG mentioned above would be L6-8; A7-8; S8-9; with the following exceptions: Melissa L9; Lucy S9.5; Lily S7 (as only first time, and with finger gloves?).

Lisa does have her off days, and she has given me some duds, but on the blatant brush offs, she did give me a rebate - and I am known to stretch the 45 minute session, and she does not give me a hard time.

I always donate two greens for the session, and a C-note to the girl (seven jade canoes).

Again, apologies for the length of post; thanks to Mr Obama for opening my eyes to community service; thanks to eforum.xxxites who contribute to forum; and please be guided that this in no way is a shill.

Regards,
m4mark4

 

[guru]

what a freakin' great little round-up of the HG girls, Mark. Had no idea it was in here though. I pretty much only look in the Review section. I dunno what this section is but i don't think it was meant for reviews. In fact I think it's a section that advertisers advertise in.

 

[Pompal 09.]

um...do these places offer multiples? or is it one and done?

thanks dudes.

 

[pivotfreaker]

Appreciate my name mentioned here, I can't believe it!

yes, YuYu sucks a good cock

 

[AdministrationTeam]

I went late at night through the front door to HG. Lisa was there at the front desk in jeans and a nice reveling shirt. They were busy. I told her I wanted her. She went off to attend something I looked a round in the immediate area. The employees lounge area looked pretty messy etc. I guess that something for their union to sort out in the next contract.
Lisa escorted me to my room. I then had a shower waited and then did the steam room. Lisa had to turn it on. I do not think it and the Sauna room get much work ;-). Everything else room wise seemed busy. Lisa then tried to offered some tall "19" year old but I told Lisa I wanted her. " Oh you want a women" she replied. She went away and left me waiting. I could see there was some hemming and hawing with her and another girl and other customers. As someone else posted she seemed pretty busy. At this point I thought I going to go. The other girls were nice but I like mid 20 to 30's classy ladies.
But Lisa said stay and just wait i will go get changed. She came back in a Hawaiian dress/gown and she looked beautiful. Great massage and basically best session i have ever had with SP. I do not care if she is 30 or 40 she is hotter then a lot of "19" year olds I've seen so far. Next time I will book ahead and Lisa the lady. Looks 10, service 9.5, attitude7. to begin with but 8-9 to finish. I left a small tip on top of my donation. It might be awhile but before i go back i will call ahead! I hope she will still be there

 

[Pompal 09.]

I find Lisa is very reluctant to work herself anymore, she always tries to switch me to someone else or another girl will come and say "Lisa leave" only me now.