With all the back and forth bickering that goes on here, one of these days we should organize a high stakes poker game. Here's what I think would happen with some of the more active members here (note: no need for anyone to get up in arms about this, just meant for fun):
Dotanuki - even keeled guy, has enough patience to probably break even or win a little bit
TomBlackest - other than Phil Ivey, there's not too many black guys good at poker; sorry dude, odds are against you
Cupcrazy - easy going nature and wanting to be liked will have him lose his shirt
LazyBoy - haven't seen him in a while but one of the guys I respect so I'm rooting for him to eke out a win
PussyJunkie - anyone that anal with grammar should be detailed oriented and a perfectionist; could bode well in poker so I'm saying he'll come out slightly ahead
Hangdai - will be up in the beginning but then he loses concentration (probably thinking about sex, or rather his "ex"), gets impatient and loses all his money
Douche - one bad beat, he goes on tilt and loses everything
Ursus - bit of a tough call but I suspect he'll always think guys are bluffing and eventually will lose all
WUT - mind will be wandering all over the place, not an independent thinker; no question this guy will lose all (sorry!)
Ironheart - grabs somebody's ass and is disqualified
TheKWguy - seems intelligent and rational enough to come out ahead; also, how can anyone with Clooney's face lose (Ocean's 11 anyone?)
Levi - his analytical abilities will have him up at the beginning but he gets too annoyed with a few lost hands; KJ uses that opportunity to play with his head and he loses all
Krayjee - if I'm to believe both sides, he's smart and sneaky enough to win but then his "kind" side would make him feel guilty and he'll lose it all back on purpose
Myself - gambling is in my genes, that coupled with my IQ and EQ makes me a lock to come out ahead