Hobbyists - Which Do You Prefer - Being the "Fucker" or the "Fuckee"?
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its not easy being little and green, although I do have a tactical advantage on SPs...can get in all the corners and stuff...and the force and jedi mind trick is the best!!..mileage galore baby!
Here are my secrets:
This is how I flatter the SP:
Powerfully sexual you have become, the erotic dark side I sense in you. yummy
-- Yoda
Extacy and sexual danger you are in. Impatient you are. I understand, afterall it is me.
-- Yoda
My advice to all you:
Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
-- Yoda
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.
-- Yoda
Always in motion is the future, and in the pleasure of the woman.
-- Yoda
Around the SP a perimeter create and explore.
-- Yoda
Size matters not. It is the motion in the ocean.
-- Yoda
May the force be with you.
-- Yoda
A Client's strength flows from the Force, and well male hormones.
-- Yoda
Help you I can, yes.
-- Yoda
Think this: Strong am I with the sexual force and the power to satisfy a woman.
-- Yoda
Always two there are, no more, no less: a client, the master, and an apprentice, the SP, your play toy.
-- Yoda