People watching as you do.
Seeing the guys in the bars around Kamalalala who have been there a couple of weeks or so and have been seeing the same girl in the same bar quite a bit.
He arrives at the bar in his bestest trapping trousers, hair combed, shaved, dab of duty free Hai Karate..........and she's not there!
You can see he is a bit gutted, sits alone, one of the other girls takes his drinks order and he starts sipping on his first beer, head like a radar sweeping the bar and the road outside.
She arrives back on the back of a MB taxi, hair wet, handbag! (of course!) and touches his knee and says "I late work!" then heads out the back of the bar to dump the bag, count her money, check her phone and slip the old high heels on, a bit of slap ready for the night and her 'boyfriend'
He's thinking she must have 'genuinely' been late for work! Tch! Silly me!
She's thinking - "Phew! I got away with it"
I'm thinking - "Sloppy Seconds!"