That may be true Odd but when she sits on your face you won't be able to hear the stereo!!!!
You know why it takes women with big asses so long to have a pee? They have a hard time lining up the holes! lol
With a girl like that, a sofa becomes a loveseat.......
Her ass is so big she gets her thongs made by omar the tentmaker......(got banned for that one on "the other board")
Her ass is so big when she farts, physicists think it's a tear in the time/space continuum......
You know her ass is too big when she takes up two seats at the movie theatre and doesn't feel the armrest in between.....