How do you hide your hobby from your wife?

[playfulfun]

Dude relax.

I guess you don't get my humour.

 

[AthleticAF]

I guess you don't get my humour.

Well considering how intense you got over Daniella and this is black and white, I just figured you were very "anal".

 

[gottahobby]

You guys are married and cheating on your wives?

What are your wives doing while your cheating?

Who cares what they're doing . I hope my wife is getting a little on the outside just like I am. After over 25 years of putting up with each other (ok the first 5 years were good, but after that not so much), I think we both deserve to have some extracurricular fun.

 

[itstherealthing]

best time is when she is at the hairstylist or getting her nails done....always good for a couple of hours.
also remember to turn your cellphone off while there to avoid being tracked on iphone

 

[2016aldoraine]

Send her to the spa. While she is there go to go to “the spa”.

 

[Nrsytd]

Bring 'er.

 

[Lovederub]

Yes bring her she may learn a thing or two

 

[dj420i]

Also, "Nice Try". dj420i is definitely a suspicious wife looking for common alibis.

Lol not the case at all.

 

[Runningwithknives]

Never have a friend cover for you. You are setting yourself up for blackmail.

 

[chaychay]

I hate being dishonest. I love my wife, she loves me. Everything is great. But, the fact of the matter is, she isn't 20-something with fake tits and she never will be and that is my greatest turn-on.

I restrict myself to going to an MPA to ONLY when she is out of town... which is rare. This also helps my wallet... as this hobby needs to be infrequent! This way, I am only lying by omission. I never lie about where I'm going or what I'm doing.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Definitely second the gym alibi. But you have to actually go work out often enough that it won't be suspicious if you don't get into better shape!

Yeah but some guys actually end up eating more after they get out of the gym. Lol. The solution would be to eat more pussy. It keeps you occupied and takes your mind off the junk food.

 

[newtothis82]

the gym excuse is perfect, cause I get a better workout at premier than at the gym. Burn a shitload of calories!!!

 

[DurhamDuffer]

the gym excuse is perfect, cause I get a better workout at premier than at the gym. Burn a shitload of calories!!!

I know what you mean. Even though Pure is air conditioned, I've been tempted to bring a fan into the room to cool things down.
Not complaining though.

 

[newtothis82]

I know what you mean. Even though Pure is air conditioned, I've been tempted to bring a fan into the room to cool things down.
Not complaining though.

Yep it gets hot and certain girls make a really mess...”bring out the mops clean up in room #___”

 

[Voyeur777]

best time is when she is at the hairstylist or getting her nails done....always good for a couple of hours.
also remember to turn your cellphone off while there to avoid being tracked on iphone

How can your iPhone be tracked?

 

[startmeup]

How can your iPhone be tracked?

Yes, you must enable to tracking from your phone. Time to check you phone, eh? maybe the missus turned it on while you were in the shower, hehe

 

[Gulag107]

You guys are married and cheating on your wives?

What are your wives doing while your cheating?

My neighbour's wife goes up to Casino Rama every two months with her girlfriends and they get rammed real good.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction it seems.

 

[Gulag107]

You guys are married and cheating on your wives?

What are your wives doing while your cheating?

My neighbour's wife goes up to Casino Rama every two months with her girlfriends and they get rammed real good.

 

[felixami]

i tell her i am going out to get ice cream

 

[kn4869]

[QUOTE="Apolyton, post: 1146086, member: 61612

The real question is why do we go to spas if we have wives.

You're joking, right?[/QUOTE]

Well Guys ...I'm married for almost 18 years , love my wife but unfortunately she is no longer sexually attracted to me i mean no more enjoyable sex life ! !?? so what can i do ? ...and i do really feel bad every time when pay for the hubby , plus after every hubby session have sort of scary thought of getting STD or any shit like that !!! ,,,so overall its shity situation ,,,Probably Being single and having girl friend its much better ...... Anyway this was an interesting thread ....