Chat How do you know if you are hobbying too much?

[xtc27]

You know you have been hobbying too much when:

You stash extra money in your shoe just in case the semilegit girl decides to offer forbidden extras; you go home after with unspent money in your shoe, and feel a bit sad.

The funny thing = the feeling sad part! Who feels sad when they find $$$?

 

[Leonard Telepathy Esquire]

More like you have to explain to your significant other why she found a $20 bill in each pocket of your jeans when doing your laundry...

The empty condom rapper is a bit harder to explain!

 

[DSL luver]

Go for the beige Corolla. Driving instructors car of choice. No one will give it a second look.

That is spooky, man! That’s my car.

 

[Crushing-It]

Fatal Attraction came out probably 35 years ago and we still use the term “bunny boiler”. Great film that really had a lasting impact.

It resonated for good reason! Or should I say bad reason!!!

This movie exactly illustrates the benefits of visiting a spa; your ‘bunnies’ are safe.

 

[kittyhound69]

You know you hobby too much when promoters have your photo

 

[Crushing-It]

You know you hobby too much when promoters have your photo

… & a rating!

 

[OG_funguy]

You start bargaining with your regulars

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[bob_loblaw]

I think $20 = no big deal … but a c note, that’s a bit harder 2 xxplain!

I agree $20 is no big deal but it's trying to explain why $80 and one bill in each pocket

 

[bob_loblaw]

You start bargaining with your regulars

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You have someone like that you probably shouldn't bargain even as a joke

 

[Phil Rockford]

You get a text message from a family friend and reply suggestively because she has the same name as an mpa, with whom you normally text.

Oops.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

A regular texts you at 9am to see her today, and although you already have plans you just cannot say no. I guess I can do my shopping near the spa.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

You have mastered the art of peeing in the shower without the SW noticing.

 

[MorningWood]

You have mastered the art of peeing in the shower without the SW noticing.

I guess that's a confession. You and George Constanza?

 

[hangul99]

I guess that's a confession. You and George Constanza?

"It's all pipes".

 

[parker69]

1-When your phone rings more then the spa does.
2-When driving, your looking at strip malls for spas you don't know about and the stop at those strip malls because you just cant read fast enough.
3-When you suddenly realize you don't have enough tuppeware to store your souvenir sweet smelling panties in becauase that is really important and you need to make a special run for that.
4-When her routine alters just the tiniest amount, and you start freaking out! Oh Oh, Red alert! lol
5-But seriously... When you start justifying every spa visit is good when it really isn't. You may be hobbying too much.

6-When you run out of gas on the DVP on your way to your spa visit as you were so hyped up about seeing her at 11am, and you had said to yourself when walking out the door, "I need gas", and then you forget! You, me, may need to get those priorities straight.

That s my 7 cents on this thread.
Happy New Year studs.

Prosper more in 2024.
And last but not least.....

7-You've stopped masturbating. For the better.

 

[Leonard Telepathy Esquire]

You know you may be hobbying too much when visiting ANYWHERE you deliberately take longer, even if you don’t visit a spa.

So, once, going shopping took an hr. Now it takes 3-4 hrs. You realize that if you suddenly come back in an hr because you DID NOT go hobbying, then that makes the other times suspicious!

So, shopping must ALWAYS take 3-4 hours. Even if you have to kill time somewhere. Doctor, dentist, optometrist, library, gym, shoe shopping, they must all take 3-4 hours. All tasks must have enough time for visiting a girl.

 

[Deleted member 101953]

Fatal Attraction came out probably 35 years ago and we still use the term “bunny boiler”. Great film that really had a lasting impact.

Are there really crazy women like the Glenn Close character who actually exists??? She was a crazy bunny..

 

[BehindZipper]

Are there really crazy women like the Glenn Close character who actually exists??? She was a crazy bunny..

Naturally.

Promiscuous psycho girls.

They are lamentably easy to find.

Hide your bunnies!

 

[DSL luver]

You may be hobbying too much if you go to a spa where you’ve never been and recognize half the girls from other spas.

And they recognize you!

 

[OG_funguy]

Here we go again…