Chat How do you know if you are hobbying too much?

[UsefulIdiot]

Your friends on MP who you will never meet know more about your sex life than anyone IRL.

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

Your mpa is sick, sniffling, coughing, offers DFK, and you accept.

Then you go home and won’t kiss the dog in case she catches it.

And you see both of these as heroic acts!

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

Hm....my mpa was sick...was it recent....do we have same kind of cold now..lol

I try to keep my imunity as strong as possible by kissing as many mpas as I can.

So far <sniff><cough> results have been mixed.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

You have guilt trip dreams...I've probably had 5-6 weird dreams of getting caught. But per below, it's funny that the MPAs also have guilty dreams


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How was your Lunar New Year? Did your phone blow up? You might have another item to add to the growing list in this thread.

 

[OG_funguy]

How was your Lunar New Year? Did your phone blow up? You might have another item to add to the growing list in this thread.

New Year’s has been good to me

 

[Leonard Telepathy Esquire]

I think one powerful sign you hobby to much is you are on this site daily whether or not you are visiting a spa.

Some people think visiting massageplanet IS hobbying. I equate it to using google maps before driving; its not hobbying.

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

You may be hobbying to much if you have over a half dozen Valentines to give to girls whose actual real names are unknown to you.

 

[Balsafire]

Some people think visiting massageplanet IS hobbying. I equate it to using google maps before driving; its not hobbying.

That’s right.

I only check google maps if Im driving somewhere new.

Why do guys come on massage planet unless they are about to visit a spa? Do they enjoy reading angry posts from insecure little men?

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

Oh, and the flip side to Valentine’s I’m dealing with now…

You may be hobbying too much if you have an increasing collection of wonderful, heartwarming, “she must love you” gifts that are getting increasingly difficult to explain!

“I know! Another gift exchange at work! It is so annoying.” This explanation is wearing thin.

 

[Zt2023]

That nvr happens. Its hobbying budget… if I miss a wk, or a yr, it goes into the war chest!

War chest

 

[cupcrazy]

When you get periodic updates as to who will br working this upcoming week

 

[cl794]

Oh, and the flip side to Valentine’s I’m dealing with now…

You may be hobbying too much if you have an increasing collection of wonderful, heartwarming, “she must love you” gifts that are getting increasingly difficult to explain!

“I know! Another gift exchange at work! It is so annoying.” This explanation is wearing thin.

But gift exchange really doesn't happen that often.

 

[Old No. 7]

When you haven't been to your regular spa for two weeks, which isn't really a long time, and they say - long time no see - when you go back.

 

[cl794]

New Year’s has been good to me

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I feel you're playing a dangerous game with these women.

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

But gift exchange really doesn't happen that often.

Then, dude, you are not hobbying too much! Enjoy.

Do you notice how many guys can relate with me? We benighted souls.

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

I feel you're playing a dangerous game with these women.

He knows, man! That is why he posted it here.

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

You know you are DEFINITELY hobbying too much when your favourite girl spends the 1st 15 minutes of the appointment scolding you for an imagined slight, grudgingly provides service, and you still tip her the normal amount!

If you see her again, give yourself extra points!

 

[UsefulIdiot]

YKYAHTM if it seems entirely normal to be with someone half your age - until you see the two of you in the mirror.

 

[Balsafire]

But gift exchange really doesn't happen that often.

Get real bro, these guys are hard core. Gifts are not just a suggestion for them and their fake girlfriends.

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

YKYAHTM if it seems entirely normal to be with someone half your age - until you see the two of you in the mirror.

Or worse when they take a selfie with both of you