Chat How do you know if you are hobbying too much?

[OG_funguy]

...DATY 365

I should change my license plate to this...guys would be pissing themselves when they see my car at the spa

 

[luvdafurburger]

I should change my license plate to this...guys would be pissing themselves when they see my car at the spa

True.
But then Kreepjee would have to erase the one he's already got on you.
And golf pencils don't erase easily.

 

[Hornet]

#200 - you see this on your way to the spa this morning and almost piss your pants laughing...

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Now find a license plate starting with BBBJ

 

[OG_funguy]

Now find a license plate starting with BBBJ

I found a BBFS...at least I think it was that...posted that earlier on this thread somewhere

 

[Spawarrior99]

I should change my license plate to this...guys would be pissing themselves when they see my car at the spa

og fun guy, I praise you coming out of close5t. you had your first bbbj cim experie3nce? I'm happy for ya dude. your first actual.
or am i guessing?

 

[Spawarrior99]

Many a fine girl out there.

I found a BBFS...at least I think it was that...posted that earlier on this thread somewhere

Have you ever had BBFS?

 

[OG_funguy]

I found a BBFS...at least I think it was that...posted that earlier on this thread somewhere

My bad, this is the one from before…

 

[Leonard Telepathy Esquire]

YKYNHBHTL…

When you date a full service high mileage spa girl and kiss her on the mouth before she’s used mouthwash or gone to the shower!

This tidbit shared with me by @Spawarrior99 & don’t forget to vote in the poll

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i Don't MIND REPLYING AS SABRINA THE 60 YEARL OLD milf DOEs FFS / CIM, DATY WITH SHIT NUGGETS during your 69 visit buy your cant daty because she forgot to wipe..... i can only explain it as she forgot to wash! that one time! you wanna dispute my visit.. go ahead mf.

massageplanet.net

 

[Leonard Telepathy Esquire]

xtc, go ride your bike, and lose a few pounds.

We had so much fun last night!

I want to submit our interaction for the internet comedy bowl! Holy fuck dude.

You should be sure to vote in the poll ; its about you any way. It should add to your legion of fans!

 

[xtc27]

My bad, this is the one from before…

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I think the lil pic beside plate … damn… she nose what she’s saying!

BBB ≠ better business bureau!

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

You strategically visit the highest mileage girl at your fave’s spa to inch your fave into providing you with more mileage.

“Hi babe! You didnt come see me today?” she asks

“Perhaps next time!”, giving the other gal a kiss and or squeezing her butt.

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

We had so much fun last night!

I want to submit our interaction for the internet comedy bowl! Holy fuck dude.

You should be sure to vote in the poll ; its about you any way. It should add to your legion of fans!

Seriously funny, dude.

You got some cahones going toe to toe with that angry little man. Lol

 

[OG_funguy]

YKYHBHTM…

You strategically visit the highest mileage girl at your fave’s spa to inch your fave into providing you with more mileage.

“Hi babe! You didnt come see me today?” she asks

“Perhaps next time!”, giving the other gal a kiss and or squeezing her butt.

Does this work?

My faves would cut me off if I did that

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

Does this work?

My faves would cut me off if I did that

New faves who are inexperienced, it works.

I saw S*ph1e at BW, a new girl, then saw L1li@n, another new girl, while 1st one was working, and I told her, if she added another plus to her rating on the schedule, I would see her again. (Mind you, I was going to see her again anyway, I love that Renee/Coco at SL spinner body type.)

Basically, ++ means topless, +++ means totally nude.

Lo and behold, +++ appeared the next day! Lol

But I think a veteran girl might just ghost you, its true.

 

[Leonard Telepathy Esquire]

Seriously funny, dude.

You got some cahones going toe to toe with that angry little man. Lol

I can’t wait till next time!

Its guilty fun trolling a troll. I am doing what he does to others back at him, but @Spawarrior99 likely suffers from some mental illness, likely at least bipolar so he shoukd stay away from alcohol (no d’uh, Leonard!) whereas I only have an unbridled appetite for comedy. He is actually one of the most pathetic cases I ever met.

Word to the wise; do not drink and post! OMG! Imagine revealing that your sex worker girlfriend embraced you with another dudes sperm stll lingering? Or how about that she dumped you for a very fat and very short man? I mean, he said it, you can’t make that shit up.

 

[Flatulent Fox]

YKYHBHTM… if you shower almost daily but almost never at home.

I bought a bar of Irish Spring post lockdown in 2022, and it’s still there. And its looking a bit crusty.

On a related note, you don't need to clean your tub very often because it takes forever for soap scum to build up.

 

[Spawarrior99]

Does this work?

My faves would cut me off if I did that

It doesn't work for any woman. Why ask that?
Sorry i don't vest in on any spas you have interest in. Maybe i will get around to your recons, and maybe not!

 

[Spawarrior99]

Definitely!

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day

==> Always, why waste water flushing? Peeing down the shower drain = major pet peeve of Lucy @ her new place @ Bellagio, so I always flush the toilet b4 I go in the shower... then I pee down the drain anyway...

2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you almost grabbed her ass by accident

==> Well, my legit RMT lets me grab her ass, so mebbe I should use another test... how about workplace hugs f/ asian female acquaintances & u almost grab some ass? Yeah, I gotta b careful...

3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO...
===> ok, not this one

4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
===> 4 shur! But I call them dr apptmnt or something... then the boss asks how it went, and I'm like wwhat? Oh yeah...

5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
==> Guilty! And sometimes I'm pretty shur Im right... but best case of radar was Crystal @ Imperial Spa, who called out at me when I was on my bike , on Sheppard Ave near Bathurst, when she saw me look @ her from 4o feet away @ night in dead of winter! Damn, she's got radar... I nvr even saw her b4 either...

6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next...
===> Ok, not this one... I'm always saying that's it, nvr again, that was my last time... takes me a lil while b4 I start scheming again...

7. You have a trunk full of water bottles...
==> no way! I'm onna bike! I drink those suckers...

8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls...
==> not this one

9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?
==> Definitely! Dunno what those bozos were thinking... just google CIM and u go right 2 porn sites... or mebbe my phone nose me 2 well...

XTC post from way back.....

1-Every man pees in the shower.. Why bring Lucy and her new place at Pelaagio on this thread? Unless shill intentions?
2-While enjoying a massage from a legit woman, a thousand times and have never almost grabbed her ass by accident. That's for Pelagio rookies......
3-You know a spa's girls menstrual cycle. Well, maybe you know Lucy's, that's obvious now isn't it? But try with every other spa girl. LL girls, agency girls etc...
or to be honest, Semi girls vs holistic!
4-I don't block time off in any calendar. That pretty much states, I'm so busy or I am so lame or I do not have enough memory, That I need to make a record in my calendar of the biz at hand.
5-I agree - hot civie girls I do wonder.
6-As soon as I finish my session I am planning who to see next? HUH? Are you fucking kidding? You must get a lot of I am planning to see next girls if you are making this statement! Sorry XTC THAT MOST OF YOUR SPA VISITS ARE NOT WORTHY!
YOU WILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME but I think not bas, do you even hobby? Or just read posts from massage Planet an pretend to hobby?
Even when she has the tightest pussy in Toronto, I never think, who i am seeing next. qq spa j girl.
If i am planning who i am seeing next, it's when I am walking out the door from Bellagio after 20 minutes of, FUCK THIS SHIT!

7-Water bottles? Yeah yeah yeah Every spa has water bottles.
8- Wechat. That's your thing i will assume. But... 95% off your contacts are are spa girls, I feel sorry for you. Just really speaks to WHO YOU ARE.
9- Don't know.. maybe you are the ultimate pervert? who knows?

10-XTC may be the worst person to listen to as the crow crows and ROACHES FLY!. oops, sorry I forgot poor little xtc boy doesn't hobby.
GRANDMA. SPEAK TO ME.
XTC / PICKOLIME... TELL EVERYONE ON MASSAGE PLANET, DO YOU HOBBY EVERY WEEK?

 

[Leonard Telepathy Esquire]

XTC post from way back.....

1-Every man pees in the shower.. Why bring Lucy and her new place at Pelaagio on this thread? Unless shill intentions?
2-While enjoying a massage from a legit woman, a thousand times and have never almost grabbed her ass by accident. That's for Pelagio rookies......
3-You know a spa's girls menstrual cycle. Well, maybe you know Lucy's, that's obvious now isn't it? But try with every other spa girl. LL girls, agency girls etc...
or to be honest, Semi girls vs holistic!
4-I don't block time off in any calendar. That pretty much states, I'm so busy or I am so lame or I do not have enough memory, That I need to make a record in my calendar of the biz at hand.
5-I agree - hot civie girls I do wonder.
6-As soon as I finish my session I am planning who to see next? HUH? Are you fucking kidding? You must get a lot of I am planning to see next girls if you are making this statement! Sorry XTC THAT MOST OF YOUR SPA VISITS ARE NOT WORTHY!
YOU WILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME but I think not bas, do you even hobby? Or just read posts from massage Planet an pretend to hobby?
Even when she has the tightest pussy in Toronto, I never think, who i am seeing next. qq spa j girl.
If i am planning who i am seeing next, it's when I am walking out the door from Bellagio after 20 minutes of, FUCK THIS SHIT!

7-Water bottles? Yeah yeah yeah Every spa has water bottles.
8- Wechat. That's your thing i will assume. But... 95% off your contacts are are spa girls, I feel sorry for you. Just really speaks to WHO YOU ARE.
9- Don't know.. maybe you are the ultimate pervert? who knows?

10-XTC may be the worst person to listen to as the crow crows and ROACHES FLY!. oops, sorry I forgot poor little xtc boy doesn't hobby.
GRANDMA. SPEAK TO ME.
XTC / PICKOLIME... TELL EVERYONE ON MASSAGE PLANET, DO YOU HOBBY EVERY WEEK?

You precious little faggot.

Posting your nonsense like you are somebody important.

You disappeared awfully fast when I started talking to you.

Why is that?

Do you hobby every week, gay boy?

Getting Grandma Coco from Angel spa to stick her tongue up your ass ?

 

[luvdafurburger]

How do you know you're hobbying too much?
You reach in your jacket pocket and as you feel around the first thing you think is wtf I have condoms in here!
Then you discover they're those square packs of moist towelettes from when you went for wings the other night.