Chat How do you know if you are hobbying too much?

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

When sex with civilans is no longer called “making love” or “fucking” but “saving money”.

(I am sure I read a version of this somewhere but I can’t find it, so apologies if its a re-run.)

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

You refer to fucking as full service even when no spa or escort is involved.

“Wow!” you tell your buddies, “great time with my sweatheart Debbie last night. Finally got full service.”

Your buddies look at you blankly. Not hobbyists.

A thought bubble goes over your head: “Uh oh.”

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

You need a neck massage, badly, but you no longer do massage without happy ending, and your RMT doesn’t do a very good HE.

Thus, you suffer with a sore neck but wonderful happy ending from the pretty girl who cannot massage worth a damn.


lol

Ouch

lol!

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

You need a neck massage, badly, but you no longer do massage without happy ending, and your RMT doesn’t do a very good HE.

Thus, you suffer with a sore neck but wonderful happy ending from the pretty girl who cannot massage worth a damn.


lol

Ouch

lol!

There's a part 2 to this. I buckled down and went to the girl whose massage is good and handjob, not so good.

My neck is better now but my cock's pretty sore. Yes, I could have just said NO to the hj, but who does that?

I should have. Oh well.


Lol.


Ouch again!

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

Your buddy tells you his new girlfriend is an absolute whore. You smile, slap him on the back, congratulate him, but notice he’s giving you a hard stare. Uh oh!

“Ah! You meant that in the BAD way! Ok.”

 

[gottahobby]

When you have to put up your house as collateral to get a line of credit to support your "hobby"...

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

When you have to put up your house as collateral to get a line of credit to support your "hobby"...

I really appreciate somebody else is trying to keep this thread alive! lol.

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

When you have to put up your house as collateral to get a line of credit to support your "hobby"...

Actually, sadly, anyone with a PLC who uses it for hobbying is actually doing this. I like to think of it as diminishing the amount of cash my kids will inherit. It does not even slightly discourage me.

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

You have sex with a woman you really don’t find attractive because what the fuck, you already paid!

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

You see a hot young Asian gal bounce out of an Uber & head upstairs; there’s a spa up there, so you follow at a discreet distance. Then just as she gets to the spa door, she goes RIGHT, into the Nail Salon! Damn. But she pauses, looks you in the eye and says ‘Sorry’.

Perhaps she made a career change recently? So you get a manicure.

 

[kittyhound69]

You fuck a civilian and give her 160$

 

[OG_funguy]

You fuck a civilian and give her 160$

Haha...lmao

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

You fuck a civilian and give her 160$

You got off cheap, dude! GFE & whole night?

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

YKYHBHTM…

Instead of trying to hide the smell of alcohol, you try to hide the LACK of booze smell with a breath mint.

 

[hangul99]

When MPA's show up in your Facebook friend suggestions as people you might know.

 

[OG_funguy]

You get the ultimatum...either be in a relationship with her or she will find another boyfriend because she can't wait around forever...fuck!!! What to do, what to do...

 

[UsefulIdiot]

You get the ultimatum...either be in a relationship with her or she will find another boyfriend because she can't wait around forever...fuck!!! What to do, what to do...

Ask for anal.

 

[OG_funguy]

Ask for anal.

lol, I actually care a lot for this one…can’t stand the thought of her finding a BF

 

[UsefulIdiot]

lol, I actually care a lot for this one…can’t stand the thought of her finding a BF

Are you married (and want to stay married)? If not why not take a chance. If things do not work out you have plenty of backups.

 

[kittyhound69]

Are you married (and want to stay married)? If not why not take a chance. If things do not work out you have plenty of backups.

Just hide your assets lol