How long before Frank falls off the wagon?

[party101]

I'd say one week, what do you guys think?

 

[Kaidell]

THis is the funniest thread I've seen yet. I'd like to think Frank is doing well so I'll give him one month.

 

[Kristin B]

He's probably already back. If he was serious about leaving "the hobby" behind he would have stopped coming on massageplanet.net. Trying to give up slides while spending your days on massageplanet.net is like someone trying to quit drinking while they hang out at the LCBO.

 

[Free to be.]

You make a good fken point Rusty!

Maybe he's on the Patch, lol. The question is who will be the one to take him out of reitrement?

 

[Leslie J]

I'm even more addicted to massageplanet.net. I sometimes almost type www.massageplanet.net.ca by default when logging on to IE.

I'm glad my addictions are a source of entertainment for people. Nah it doesn't really bother me I'm skeptical of retirements too.

Even I voted for one week.

Honestly though it needs to be cut back at the very least. When you spend more than 10 K a year that's a problem. I could be driving a Lexus by now.

I'm curious who voted for never.

 

[juls4pj]

LOL FC I gave ya 2 weeks
shows what a newb I am huh?

 

[Brianna]

Hey Frank,

I did tell you that BODY AND SOUL is open again. Didn't I?

 

[Yadeela]

Yeah I know. I really shouldn't drive on the 401 otherwise I'll end up at Bridgeland and Dufferin before you know it.

 

[gagan k]

I did...bro...I'm always looking up to you and wish that if I were as lucky as you in finding the "right" one, I would retire as well. Unfortunately, I always seem to fall in love with the wrong girls.

 

[Kristin B]

Don't worry FC. If your horny perverted friends online can't harrass you, who can

I said one month by the way. I figured it will depend upon your new GF. If things don't work out after a few weeks you'll need cheering up!

 

[Wesley M]

Okay I gotta confess..... coulda kept it a secret but I figure I need to be honest..... 10 days that's all I lasted..... But here's what happened. She disappeared for 4 days..... no e-mail response or phone responses. So I figured she upped and left...... so off to body and soul I go today and get a session with Vanessa. I was doing it for Golfdude..... he'd want to know that Vanessa was there and still great.

Anyways, fast forward to me getting home today.... e-mail.... she's been at her dad's with no internet and forgot her phone. I held back posting that I broke the retirement today because I felt like shit. Here I was thinking irrationally that she ditched me...... the truth is that I don't have a whole lot of luck with GFs so my confidence is pretty shitty..... I'm one of those pussy/nice guys that has a lot of female friends but a short list of GFs.

 

[Typical Conservative]

Thanks for the kind words and the 40% that thought I'd make a month or more.

But I learned my lesson and I gotta look at this as a relapse and carry on from here.

 

[catchinkiki]

Hey, at least www.massageplanet.net.ca isn't your IE home page!

 

[CalicoSky]

Too funny.

 

[WilliamGreenn]

when is body and soul website gonna come back up? or do they have new url? same rates 50 +70?

 

[Short_and_Sweet]

Same rates as before.

Didn't ask about the website or hours of operation.

 

[clncarplz]

Since I saw another thread about you asking for interior design questions and all this pleasing the female stuff, I gave you a month buddy. Still nice to see you around though.

 

[Clever nickname]

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I predict the next relapse will be when Crystal returns with her new 'Frankcastle Enticers'!!!

5 weeks and counting Frankie. Anyone willing to bet against me???

TFH.

 

[Keegan W]

You know me all to well. Would it be a relapse if I booked an appointment just to see her?

 

[TonyB]

Yeah I've decided to put more time into improving my house and dating. I figure at the very least I'll be coming home to better furniture, electronics, a nicer home and who knows maybe a suit..... rather than an oil and lotion stained pile of clothes.

If I do manage to stay away from the table I'll either have a really tired GF or popeye sized forearms. I'm betting on the latter.

So how are things on the other side of the planet ph9? When ya coming back?