I am far from a prude,

[KellahPanda]

A bit OTT as far as I am concerned and shows a lack of respect

 

[Banana]

Its a lot better than "she was good but I wont go in to details" thats a total and utter waste of time doing that.

~Hi sphrases might not be perfect but he said what happened.

 

[Big Yoda]

I agree with Adderz on this one and I'm no prude either!

Imo its usually a parlour thing and I feel sorry for the poor girl.
The guy obviously thinks we are just pieces of meat here for him to abuse to get his jollies off and don't deserve any respect grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
But on the other hand I believe people only treat you how you let them and I have noticed alot in parlourland the girls think being treated like that is part of the job!

When I first started getting reviews they made me cringe and I couldn't read them, now I'm used to them and don't mind so much but still wouldn't like a raw review like that on me, so guys yes reviews are good and imformative and like others have said root out that bad girls but TMI and esspecially the C word nooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Marissa D]

Louisa and any other WG's could you please show a link to what you prefer in a review?.

I do them now and then and if I can see what you prefer hopefully I can get it right for you.

 

[ski]

John, it is not about what he did to her it is all about what he wrote. She allowed him to use her like a porn star, so no complaints on that one.

It is the use of unneccessary graphic detail that describes a real person as a piece of meat with no thought whatsoever about her inexperience or feelings.
Regardless of whether he had a PSE or GFE, he should have treated her with respect when it came to describing her and the experience.
We are all human after all, regardless of what we do for a living.

 

[thenoseknows]

Maybe a little to much detail.. I mean after such a review who needs to visit the WG...I would prefer to find out myself all the fine details..then maybe share a brief summary..
nice cool guy did have a shower before....

 

[MichealTracy]

Read my own field reviews/hot or nots on my site/profile and you will see what nice respectful clients write ;-)

I wasn't having a go at most clients in my previous post just guys like him grrrrrrrr!

 

[arabianbarbie]

Personally I don't think that it was too graphic, per se, but rather a problem with the type of session he was reviewing and the sort of person this revealed him to be. Had this been as explicit but written by someone with more respect for the woman within the body without, then I don't think people would have found it quite so objectionable.

To summerise, what a tosser.

 

[fljoe]

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Is a blow-by-blow account (pun not intended!) truly neccessary? Why does he need to go into such detail? Puts me off to be honest - I like a little bit of mystique

 

[slt]

I hate reviews where no info is given at all so after you read it you know no more about the place or the girl then before.

But gonna have to agree and say this guy says well too much and says it in the worst way, poor girl, don't sound like she would have got much enjoyment out of it

Tried to make himself sound like a stallion and just ended up sounding retarded

 

[Sammy Girl]

IMO he's an arsehole. Pure and simple. I don't think that there's that much of an issue on level of detail (I agree that completely vague reviews are pointless, but also that there can also be TMI!). It's the entire tone that is misogynistic and sad - not to mention his "Cool Bloke" moniker - self praise is no praise ;-).

The girl in question appears to have done everything she could to give him every service that he wanted. Yet he slags off her presentation, then, his worst comment "Go and feed her". Wanker.

To quote the other review that he wrote on the same day:



If the first didn't convince you that he's a twat, then maybe that one will.

 

[gino8xx]

Despite being a "cock" , the author clearly has made an effort to impress us with his essay - id give him 3 out of 10. ( Being generous) ( If you like to read the Viz magazine - I think he gets some of his words Reviewom the Profanosuarus dictionary and the rest is .....)

 

[dull.doll]

I suppose she might get bookings based on this. There could be men out there looking for a girl who's up for certain things and that review is straight to the point in regards to CIM etc.

I've heard of girls who offer so-and-so yet don't deliver, and whilst the review is less than subtle and demeaning (sounds a bit "Max Hardcore"), it could in the long run stop men Reviewom wasting £££ on a girl who would not deliver what they require.

Most reviews seem to say "We went to the bedroom. I won't say what happened as I'm too much of a gentleman" - and? Did they play Scrabble for an hour, or what? Way too subtle so some sort of middle ground is needed without it sounding like some "erotic" story for men.

 

[Izzy]

She could, although he was pretty disparaging about her appearance. I don't know if it was a coincidence, but TWL took her photos down shortly after this review. I wouldn't see her unless they put some up again (might well see her if she looked good).

Yes, we've pretty much all agreed that there is a happy medium where Review's are concerned!

 

[Danielle B]

Yes i know the " im too much of a gentleman to say what happened "reviews are no use to anyone , but there is ways of giving the info without coming across a complete twat .

EG - About the Venue Score:
10/10 I met Cleo at at her warm and tidy first floor flat. The location was easy to find and parking was close and convenient. I felt safe in the area and there were no obvious curtain-twitchers
Physical Score:
10/10 Cleo met me at the door wearing a black basque, lacy Reviewench knickers with attached suspenders leading on to some very sexy red-seamed black stockings and finished off with some killer heels. She looked pretty damned good!
Personality Score: 10/10 I immediately felt at ease with this lady who could chat for England. We didn't waste too much time with conversation however, as our initial kissing had aroused more than my interest! Services Score:
10/10 Tie & Tease, OWO, RO, 69, Cowgirl, Doggie were the main features of my visit although I have no doubt that CIM was also on offer but I wanted to avail myself of the pleasure of Cleo's body.

About the Meeting Score: 10/10 After a very pleasant session of Reviewench kissing during which I was helped out of my upper body clothing, my hands were secured to the bed above my head. My trousers and underpants were then deftly removed so that Cleo could put her tongue stud to use on my now fully erect member. After returning the favour during 69 in which Cleo reached a very wet climax, she untied me so that I could fondle her firm boobs with very sensitive and Reviewesh tasting nipples. On with the condom and then some Reviewantic cowgirl until my first shuddering cum of the night. She expertly cleaned me up and then proceeded to arouse me once again with yet more oral. It didn't take long! On with another condom then Cleo got on all fours, I slipped her knickers to one side then entered her doggie style. That felt great and it wasn'too long before I was thrusting long and strong into her. The second cum was even better that the first and left us both a little breathless. There was never any sense of clock watching and we certainly overran on time.


Now this guy has given the details of services , but in a way in which i approve ,Its done in a nice cheeky way not in a crude n tacky way .

 

[Empress Jan]

and that post has just given you some Reviewee advertising cleo lol

 

[thiny72]

But you have to admit is a damn good review

 

[Piplup1011]

That is kind of where I sympathise with her. She did what was asked of her and may not have known to what extent it would go until it was too late, but went through with it. It does not mean that she wants to specialise in this type of situation or indeed be looking for it. It may transpire due to this review that she gets a lot more of the same, which at the tender age of 18 I feel is a shame as sex can be so so so much more with someone who gives a damn.

I hope that the readers make note that she is willing to please, rather than keen to have her face fucked to death and swallow every time.

I agree with most of the posts written on here. He should start writing articles for The Sport and keep the reviews to the point, rather than his personal tastes. Just because he doesn't fancy someone, doesn't mean they are not attractive, we all have our 'types', so I feel he lays in too much about things like that and not enough on the actual service provided.

 

[sublimebch]

Someone wanted an example of a good review , im giving them one.
We are in the real world now , not la-la land ..........come on im not going to use someone else's am i !

I dont do "look at me" posts of which many WGs do on many forums , im answering the question of those who wanted to know what level of detail is deemed aceptable by WGs.

 

[usman]

Once, on the LBB Forum, I was quite wrongly called a Spanner.

I think this Gentleman fits that category quite snugly.

I do so hate people who are disrespectful.