I left my underwear at the massage PARLOUR YESTERDAy, in trouble , can’t go home

[Deleted member 79939]

I had the massage . Left happy
Then realized I wasn’t wearing my underwear
I left my underwear inside
I tried to get it back
They said no underwear and won’t let me in
All stores closed
I asked randomly fir an underwear
Everyone laugh
Now I can’t go back
They will find out
Help
What should I do
Can someone put a clean fresh underwear unopened and send it by Uber
I will pay 140
I am in a bad spot of my life
They cannot find out
They called a rabbi At home

 

[Deleted member 79939]

If I go home
Fiancé mother and dad will know I am not circumcised since I don’t have my underwear on
She gave it to me

 

[krayjee]

You really need a good shrink b4 it's too late.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

You really need a good shrink b4 it's too late.

They will ask where is my underwear when they do laundry
I am Contacting a custom tailor to
Make me new underwear
Any rabbi in the house ??

 

[UsefulIdiot]

They will ask where is my underwear when they do laundry
I am Contacting a custom tailor to
Make me new underwear
Any rabbi in the house ??

Just say you had a bad burrito whilst thinking of the US election, shit your pants and then left your befouled panties in the washroom at Fat Bastard.

 

[SumYang_KUM]

You really need a good shrink b4 it's too late.

NOOO!!! he needs a shrink who is as stupid as he is.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Just say you had a bad burrito whilst thinking of the US election, shit your pants and then left your befouled panties in the washroom at Fat Bastard.

But they know I only eat kosher foods

 

[c1000]

I had the massage . Left happy
Then realized I wasn’t wearing my underwear
I left my underwear inside
I tried to get it back
They said no underwear and won’t let me in
All stores closed
I asked randomly fir an underwear
Everyone laugh
Now I can’t go back
They will find out
Help
What should I do
Can someone put a clean fresh underwear unopened and send it by Uber
I will pay 140
I am in a bad spot of my life
They cannot find out
They called a rabbi At home

Do you think I should put you on ignore?

 

[Deleted member 79939]

NOOO!!! he needs a shrink who is as stupid as he is.

A lady or dude physchayryst ?

 

[SumYang_KUM]

If I go home
Fiancé mother and dad will know I am not circumcised since I don’t have my underwear on
She gave it to me

Under no circumstances you dare to go home. Go up to the mountain to find the burning bush or get a rope...

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Do you think I should put you on ignore?

No dude
I am trying to live.
and cope

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Under no circumstances you dare to go home. Go up to the mountain to find the burning bush or get a rope...

There are no mountains in north York .

 

[UsefulIdiot]

But they know I only eat kosher foods

Even better, you were tempted and God punished you. A trick most kids know, confess to a small sin to camouflage a larger sin.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Do you think I should put you on ignore?

No way
I am Also a citizenry

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Even better, you were tempted and God punished you. A trick most kids know, confess to a small sin to camouflage a larger sin.

Should I go to synogougue and ask fir redemption ??
just imagine if I left my wedding certificates at the massage parlour ????
I usually take it off when doing 69 .
I lied to the family .

 

[loves to lick]

I had the massage . Left happy
Then realized I wasn’t wearing my underwear
I left my underwear inside
I tried to get it back
They said no underwear and won’t let me in
All stores closed
I asked randomly fir an underwear
Everyone laugh
Now I can’t go back
They will find out
Help
What should I do
Can someone put a clean fresh underwear unopened and send it by Uber
I will pay 140
I am in a bad spot of my life
They cannot find out
They called a rabbi At home

Are you sure it was your underwear that you left at the massage parlour-or was it your brain ?

 

[Deleted member 79939]

Are you sure it was your underwear that you left at the massage parlour-or was it your brain ?

Wtf
I said under

 

[UsefulIdiot]

Should I go to synogougue and ask fir redemption ??
just imagine if I left my wedding certificates at the massage parlour ????
I usually take it off when doing 69 .
I lied to the family .

I am not Jewish, but I doubt it. Why do you wear a wedding ring if you have a fiancé?

As for jewelry, when I go into a spa all I carry is cash, comb, and car keys - no phone, rings, wallet, credit cards, pocket knife, etc. I never bring what I cannot afford to lose, plus phones are tracking devices.

 

[Dongo]

Just say you had a bad burrito whilst thinking of the US election, shit your pants and then left your befouled panties in the washroom at Fat Bastard.

No Rabbi needed, just stick your dick in a broken pop bottle and give it a couple of turns. As for the missing undies, tell them someone stole them.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

I am not Jewish, but I doubt it. Why do you wear a wedding ring if you have a fiancé?

As for jewelry, when I go into a spa all I carry is cash, comb, and car keys - no phone, rings, wallet, credit cards, pocket knife, etc. I never bring what I cannot afford to lose, plus phones are tracking devices.

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