I left my underwear at the massage PARLOUR YESTERDAy, in trouble , can’t go home

[Deleted member 79939]

No Rabbi needed, just stick your dick in a broken pop bottle and give it a couple of turns. As for the missing undies, tell them someone stole them.

But I need to think about the future inheritance
I cannot go into divorce

 

[Deleted member 79939]

I am not Jewish, but I doubt it. Why do you wear a wedding ring if you have a fiancé?

As for jewelry, when I go into a spa all I carry is cash, comb, and car keys - no phone, rings, wallet, credit cards, pocket knife, etc. I never bring what I cannot afford to lose, plus phones are tracking devices.

Excellentl tips dude

 

[Deleted member 79939]

I am not Jewish, but I doubt it. Why do you wear a wedding ring if you have a fiancé?

As for jewelry, when I go into a spa all I carry is cash, comb, and car keys - no phone, rings, wallet, credit cards, pocket knife, etc. I never bring what I cannot afford to lose, plus phones are tracking devices.

Great advice

 

[johnbuyba]

I think Ursus would be the only suitable shrink for you Michael.. both of you guys can talk under the gardiner in a tent

 

[Deleted member 79939]

I think Ursus would be the only suitable shrink for you Michael.. both of you guys can talk under the gardiner in a tent

Any good psychiatrist in Chinatown
I am going to sweet lulu today

 

[Flatulent Fox]

Do you think I should put you on ignore?

I had him on ignore but I took him off. For some reason I kept reading his asinine posts anyway.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

I had him on ignore but I took him off. For some reason I kept reading his asinine posts anyway.

Thanks dude
Smoke out dude
Biden a d and trump will tie race

 

[Back in Toronto]

No dude
I am trying to live.
and cope

I feel for you brother. But I've been through TWO divorces and I can see where your relationship is headed. Or with you in jail for taking one or more of the family OUT ;-)

RUN, don't walk away NOW!!!!!

 

[cupcrazy]

Michael = Ursus

First of all, how can you forget your underwear when you constantly wear them daily when you get dress. Second of all, there is something called Wal-Mart. They sell underwears.

 

[Deleted member 79939]

I think Ursus would be the only suitable shrink for you Michael.. both of you guys can talk under the gardiner in a tent

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Do it

 

[Sybarite]

To be more specific, does anyone know good psychiatrist in Chinatown who wears a kimono, has a BUSHY PUSSY and excels at ASS SUCKING? Special bonus if she has experience with HAMSTERS!

 

[kakao10]

Michael777 = Lonely guy
Making a post about himself everyday to get some attention in his life.

 

[Old No. 7]

You really need a good shrink b4 it's too late.

B4?
I think that ship has long sailed.

 

[Dongo]

Special bonus if she has experience with HAMSTERS!

Hey, what happened ? Did Gerbils fall out of favour as the premium "roto routers" .

 

[Mr.YMMV]

Just put a yamaka over it, she wont notice.