I lost my eyeball.

[KAL]

Are we going to see a review?

 

[Harry O]

Been there, done that.

Been looking for a good back walker though, so would appreciate the contact info.

 

[luvezlife]

I finally got a chance to get my leg back from the MP, but they were using it to prop up a table and wouldn't give it back. I got really mad and we got into a horrible stun gun fight - they zapped me, then I zapped them, and it went on and on until it smelled like a bbq in there. Those things really hurt. And now my pacemaker only works on Tuesdays and Thursdays between 7 and 9:30pm, the rest of the time I have to shock myself with a defibrillator just to stay alive. And I can't find my eyeball anywhere.

 

[Ships Ahoy]

Mr Potato Head you were warned about going to MPs and getting your parts oiled up, this always happens and the chips start to fly.
I suppose you wiped that grin off your face into the towel again, doing daty and leaving your lips behind is down right rude.
Leaving your detachable finger up her ... is equally in poor taste.

Cut down on the oil to prevent your slip sliding away, a potato only needs oil when its fried.

 

[ELF]

I'm sorry but you're killing me here.