I took one for the team at 99A Dundas, Mississauga (Best Oriental Massage)

[Sheena]

Well, there's been a lot of talk on 99A Dundas East in Mississauga but noone has put up a review so here is mine.
The place isn't as luxurios as somewhere like allure but it is kept neat and clean. No showers in the room just one communal shower. If you only like high class and very trendy places than don't come here. However if you like finding a diamond in the rough and have a thing for asian woman than you will have hit the jackpot with this place. As I went in a lady greeted me at the door who looked about 19 and was very attractive. Unfortunately I didn't get her name because her English wasn't the best. I opted for the Nude Reverse and the total cost was $100 including the door fee. The girl I had was very accomadating, extremely sexy and had great technique. It was a true gfe experience. She got up on the table and lied down with me for the majority of the massage. As I was playing with her she got extremely wet and had an orgasm. It was a great finish as well.
As I was walking out, I peaked in the room on the left just by the exit door. I saw to more gorgeous asian women sitting in there. Once I have some more time, I'd definately love to go back and check out the other talent.
Anyway, hope this helps if anyone was deciding whehter or not to check this place out.

 

[Bren]

Taking one for the team usually means you were ripped off with shitty experience. From what I can tell, you weren't

 

[Pompal 09.]

Sorry Chubbs
I'm kind of new at this. I didn't realize what 'taking one for the team meant'. I thought it meant being the first guy to go in and check out a new place and than reporting back to the team. Just to clarify, I had a fantastic experience at this place as you can tell in my post. Sorry about the confusion.

 

[wintersun77]

Considering you have never posted a review "chubbs", I hardly think you're qualified to speak to the lingo. "Take one for the team" means to try someone/someplace that hasn't been reviewed before, and the experience can be good or bad. He used the expression correctly.

 

[Charma]

Just an extra little note.

Jazzman

 

[Pompal 09.]

Great review mikeyv, thanks. What time did you go? When I passed by there seemed to be only one, somewhat cubby but ok/nice, oriental lady staffing the MP.

 

[Carlos Guitierres]

Thank you for the Reveiw Mikeyv,

Btw chubbs, before you critisize anyone for their reviews, how about posting one yourself..

Let's all just try ang get along.....

 

[future.mrs.mangum<3]

hey mikeyv, located where? dundas and ...? what the rest of the girls like? young?

 

[Memster]

In Mississauga, east-west streets are numbered from Hwy 10 (Hurontario). Therefore, 99A East would be within a block of Hurontario. It is also easy to pinpoint a location using tools such as mapquest if you have an address.

 

[Michelle2love]

This MP is in the plaza on the north side of Dundas about 200m east of #10, above the Wimpy

 

[cristelle R]

I can never resist a horney 19yr old Asian, or an even better looking one (as you say you saw on the way out).
So I went there this aft. One chubby, but cute receptionist who I wouldn't have chosen as my first pick greets me at the door. I ask if I can see the available girls. She says I'm lucky, all three girls are available! Out comes #1. 40+ years old, looked like a lot of wear and tear on her face and body. Out comes #2. Not quite as old, but also pushing 40 and a little on the chubby side. Then an old grandmother-like cleaning lady walks in and puts a towel under the bed. I ask to see #3 and the receptionist points to "Granny"!!
So now the receptionist really starts to look good, but she declines my offer of letting her work my kinks out.
So with a sigh I settle on #2. She comes in and tells me her name is Lisa.
Massage is mediocre and when I ask for "Soft", hoping to get some teasing, she rubs in one spot softly until it bacame irritating! She finally pops the question of "Any Extras?". I say yes NR and she procedes to undress. Now most of you know that sound when the self-stick pad gets ripped off the panties? She was sort of hiding, but I could hear that god-awful noise. And true to form, she squeezed her legs together like it was some kind of contest! "Don't worry honey I wont put my finger up there today!" Since I was totally put off by now, I didn't give her my usual great massage. She started negotiating for a BS, but I don't do BS's so I negotiated for the only thing possible to get me off!
$100 on top of door fee and I won't repeat!
Facilities 5/10
Lisa-looks 5/10
Massage 2/10
finish 7/10

 

[Jim C]

Kbear
To answer your question, I went in about 8:30 in the evening.
Buzzinhornets
The girl I had seen was about 19. There were two more girls that I saw in what I'm guessing was there staff room. I only got a quick glimpse as I passed by so I can't go into too much detail. They both looked slim and attractive. The one seemed about 19 and the other one seemed about 25-26. As I walked by I just remember thinking, wow, after seeing those two I'll definately be coming back.

 

[Go Cubs Go!!]

Oh-henry,
I'm sorry you had a bad experience there, but don't blame me because it didn't go well. None of the girls I saw when I went to this place were old or fat. I can only speak for my one and only experience at this place (which was great!). The girl I did see was very accomodating, and loved to be touched, but just because she was like this don't assume all the girls in this place are going to be like this. I couldn't tell you how all the girls working in this place are going to respond to you because:
1.) Like I said in my original post I've only been there once and I've only seen one girl
2.) Not every encounter will be the exact same
3.) I don't know you, but judging by your attitude and the way you attacked me on here I can see why an sp might not wanna be so accomadating
Also, it's not as if I forced you to stay and get a massage at this place. I think you should take responsibility for your own decisions. When you went in to check out the girls available you had the option of either staying or leaving. You said you didn't like any of them, so, why did you stay?

 

[Andrew K]

Oh_Henry, sounds like we both saw the same receptionist ( maybe early 30's), was not sure from her looks if she was a MPA when i passed by. Maybe we both can check the MP out in the evening, since mikeyv's lucky find was in the evening, and report back.

 

[pinkybunny9]

Checked out this place to see some of the hot chicks but what a mistake the place is crap the chicks are even crappier......Diamond in a rough.......Yeah right.......I want my money back!!!

 

[felixeatsmeowmix]

Sounds similar to Center Health Care
28ABC Dundas, Mississauga

Where I have had similar good experiences as reported on my trip reports (with maps).

I was sorry I missed this place on my trip last week.

 

[Laurent]

(I thought I'd continue this thread, as my mini-review hardly needs it's own)

I figured the possibility of warm, beautiful 19 year old MPA's was worth the risk of having to flee from Granny, so I dropped in.

The place is a bit of a dive, but I suppose it doen't stand out from anything else in the general vicinity.

As already noted, the receptionist was ok. However, I was lead straight to a room and asked how long I was going to stay. I asked to see the ladies instead, and after a minor bit of huffing and running back and forth, I was presented with Helen, who may have been Oh-Henry's number 2 lady wearing librarian's glasses.

Oh well, she wasn't granny, and I've been rubbed by worse, so I decided to stick around.

Long story short- Spoke almost no English, and gave a hell of a backrub. The massage was so good up I upped my 30 minute stay to 45 minutes. (Unfortunately, she had to run the extra $20 up to reception mid-session... )

I managed to (non-verbally) arrange a fairly open reverse.

Everything else about the experience was somewhere between mediocre and run down.

I guess you sometimes have to run through a fair bit of rough looking for diamonds...

 

[Pompal 09.]

I've been to this place twice.
Once, promptly after the "diamond in the rough" description and once about 10 days later.

The first visit was around 8:30 p.m. on a Wednesday night and went something like this.
Enter parlour --->see receptionist/attendant, unimpressed.
Request other attendants ---> shown two rather scary ones.
Exit stage left.

The second visit was around 10:00 p.m. on a Friday and went like this.
Enter parlour --->see receptionist/attendant, still unimpressed, however she seemed friendlier and I decided to stay for the $40 door fee.
After waiting to use the shower --->retire to my room to wait for receptionist/attendant.
Surprise, surprise, surprise --->in walks a very attractive oriental (probably chinese) late 20's, petite, dressed like she's ready for a night on the town.
Try to make small talk --->very little english on her part.
After an above average massage, I inquire as to options, nude/reverse offered for $50.
Light petting on a great little body, although below the waist was a little unkempt.
Enjoyed the release immensely.
Nice massage after the main event to finish things off.
I would probably repeat but would prefer to know who I was getting ahead of time.

Lesson of the day: keep expectations low and you can only be pleasantly surprised.

 

[Rusty]

I was simply clarifying the term 'taking one for the team'. No offence meant to the starter of this thread.

pgraves and jazzman if you care to know, I've been in the hospital. So get off your high horse. Aren't you being as critical as you accuse me of being?

I had a lot of reviews to post, but realized that the ladys I wanted to talk about had been reviewed before. In other words, nothing more needed to be said about them.

I have 2 weeks left in my recuperation, then I'll be spa-hopping. My challenge will be to try the ones that haven't been reviewed before.