And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
and God, that Faultys one!
Now, Patong it has tailors,
to sew a brand new suit!
and Gez, he is a gambling man
way down in Patong Beach.
Now the only thing that Dawsey needs
is a suitcase and a trunk.
and the only time S1mons satisfied,
is when he's out and drunk.
Oh Mothers, tell your children,
Not to do what IJ's done!!
Spend your lives in sin and drunkeness
out in the land of Sun.
Well, I've one foot, here in Baghdad,
and another on a plane,
I'll be coming back to Bangla Road,
to ring that bell again.
Weeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllll there is a bar in Patong Beach,
They call the Eeeemm Teeeee Beeeeeee,
and it's been the ruin of many a poor boy,
and God, I know, I'm one.