Chat I'm An MPA - Ask Me Anything. :)

[Old No. 7]

I'm not sure. The idea of being alone in a stranger's home for sexual services makes me nervous. I think I would feel better with a hotel situation. It is something I have considered.

Incall would be at your place or somewhere you choose to host from.
Outcall would be at a client's place or his hotel, etc.

Very entertaining thread.
Thanks for your honesty and frankness.

Your style reminds me of an old friend from a number of years ago.
Pleasant memories.

 

[karlcox]

11. I would have invested my savings instead of letting it sit in a TFSA. If I had known then what I know now, I could have retired two years ago.
[/QOUTE]

You CAN invest within a TFSA (stocks, bonds, etc...) it’s merely a type of account in which you can hold your funds/investments and not have to pay taxes on your capital gains. If someone told you it’s only for holding cash, then you got some bad advice. If you have cash you are wanting to invest, maximize you TFSA contributions. Always take advantage of any way you can reduce your tax liability.

 

[Cool-Story-Bro]

It depends on the man. I don't mind a light dusting of hair on the chest and belly, but on some men, it would look weird. I know that's not helpful.

General rule - less is best. If you're clean and not hairy all over, you will absolutely get a better session from any girl.

I would definitely say pubic area is a must - or a veeeeeeeery close trim at the bare minimum.

How tall are you ?
What is your favorite position?
What would an MPA give more preference to, a good session guy with average tip or slight issue guy with high tip ?
Do all MPA's have an account & regularly check feedbacks here on massage planet ?
Are virgins turn on or turn off for you ?
Do you want to go out with me for coffe/laté sometime ?

 

[Back in Toronto]

My Question:

Do most MPAs realize that by not working out, they are losing a ton of money in potential earnings?

So many MPAs are fat, lazy and ugly. If they worked out, they would look better and earn more money.

Why do so few of them exercise?

You actually answered your own question. You've seen so many of them precisely because they can get clients anyway.

I've seen some truly frightening "women". Obese, loud, abusive...and guys WAITING for their turn!!! If I went in, the only thing that I'd be spewing would be vomit.

If guys voted with their dollars and took them elsewhere, they'd find another line of work. Personally, since usually I just need a massage and my insurance coverage has run out, I'll go for the older woman, hoping she has more experience. I'd rather pay $50/hr for two decent massages from an MPA than $85-$100/hr for one better massage. If she decides to massage my penis as well, bonus for me and tip for her.

 

[Back in Toronto]

BTC is making it much easier to keep the satanic/zionist regimes out of our pockets. The billionaire corps pay zero tax and We The People fund the regimes' tax cuts for them and their bribers/"campaign contributors".

 

[Happyman]

What would be qualified to be your ideal client?
What you enjoy most and resent most in your job?
To speak the truth, do you enjoy your time more with a young client than an old guy?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

I think we were all happy to be in the presence of a female (hopefully?!? -but the logical discourse has me highly skeptical) even if its only chat.

lol.

I think you introduced yourself very well and its was a neutral starting point.

In the past I believe that the initiation of discussion from the MpA was always to either prove a point, defend sexwork, or try to put some of our keyboard heroes in their place. All of the above transformed this forum into a shitshow circus with all the bad actors that you could stomach.

Due to the level of disclosure of events during the massage sessions described in the reviews, this forum often tiptoes on the line of good taste and decency. Usual debate ensues.

I'm sure you are a good conversationalist but your opening line just left me stuck on the inference that you think women are not capable of logical discussion. I hope I'm wrong.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Do you observe any racial stereotypes about your customers?
Are your customers mainly old or young?
what was your most memorable good session?
what was your most memorable bad session?

Yes.
Mainly 40+.
Hard to say, there have been so many. I did used to have a client who would see me on a weekly basis. He was sweet, kind (he brought me a very thoughtful gift for Christmas) and always left me completely spent - and he would always bring a bottle of water into the room for me and "feed" me sips from it. We would talk about non related things - I could tell he really cared about me and my well being. While our sessions were very wildly sexual, he was also very calm and caring. He was what I would describe the epitome of a true man.
Worst session - man who didn't speak English very well, was extremely aggressive and when I finally told him to lie down and that he couldn't touch me anymore, he got up and left, tried to take a picture of me on the way out (I saw the thought form in his head and was ready and slapped the phone out of his hand). He started yelling and cursing and feinted that he was going to fight me - I didn't back down. He tried to swing the door wide open as he was leaving (I was still completely naked) and when I pushed it close behind him, he punched me in the nose very hard.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Jamie perla

I will not confirm or deny anything that could identify me.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Favourite music, book, food, activities?

Music - I tend to like whatever is popular, with the exception of most music that would be classified as "urban".
Books - I like historical fiction, fantasy and educational texts. My favorite book of all time (my copy is so worn out that the cover is completely separated from the book) is "The Bastard King" by Jean Hardy.
Food - I like trying new things. I don't have a current favorite food.
Activities - It depends on my mood and the season/weather. Can be any of the following - shopping, traveling, walking, forest bathing, reading, watching a show/movie, painting, taking pictures, writing - to name a few.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Surprised nobody's asked this yet:

How much do you make per hour and per year, and what are your taxes like?

I won't answer that as it may identify where I work. No tax questions.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

So many questions for you -

1. Do you have many black clients, would you say black men typically are more well endowed than your other clients?

2. How big is too big? Have you had to refuse service because of endowment? How often do you see huge ones, or are most guys just average?

3. What's the age range like? Do you get many guys under 30? Are most middle aged?

4. Ever had a run in with law enforcement? Do you have any clients who are cops?

5. How often are you physically attracted to a client? What's the body part you're most attracted to?

1. I have not had many. I'm open to anyone - hygiene and behavior are the determining factors for me, not race. The few black clients I have had spanned the gamut in terms of size, but none were what I would call "small".
2. That's relative - depends on how big the woman is and positions, plus her level of arousal. For me, 7-8 inches is a good size, but it means nothing without skill and enthusiasm. I didn't see many big dicks - and most often, they belonged to really tall (6'3"+), really skinny white guys! I'm talking Arizona pop can. Most clients are smaller than average.
3. Age range all over - 18-70ish if I had to guess. I wouldn't say many under 30. Most clients are 40+.
4. I have not. If they were, I didn't know.
5. Not very often. I would probably say 1/10. I don't compartmentalize - the body as a whole has to be well groomed, in shape, and proportionate.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

I was about to ask the same thing about racial stereotypes. Not trying to say anyone is racist, but based on your observations and likes (clean shaven, no stubble, good hygiene, polite and non aggressive) do you find a particular race or demographic who checks these boxes more than others? What’s you favourite age group of clients also? Thanks.

No stubble doesn't always mean clean shaven - I actually usually prefer facial hair, as long as it is well kept. But I have also been attracted to men with no facial hair. I referenced in a earlier reply that I have many types.

Typically white men in their late twenties to early forties, which could and does include many nationalities. I did have one black client who was I was extremely attracted to as well - not a size thing. I just found him very handsome and charismatic. He was average in terms of size.

Favorite age group would be late twenties to early forties - but behavior and pride in appearance is much more important than age on paper.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

I understand that. When I'm in a session and the MPA asks about my children, my erection disappears and the rest of the session is just a massage, which I can't wait to end.

I guess some people have boundary issues. More training is needed than just the physical aspects of client/MPA interaction.

That's a tough one. I never ask but I would bet that many clients are happy to have someone to vent to.

 

[Mchung]

What's the brand name of massage oil do they use at your spa?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Thoughts on a hard working, middle aged slightly fit, guy with a great sense of humour, and easy going relaxed personality. Asking for a friend

He is important because he exists. I hope he tries to leave the world a little better than he found it whenever he can.

 

[Deleted member 64273]

Not sure if this has been asked yet...

Are you a high mileage MPA or a low mileage MPA and why?

And, have you ever gone down the rabbit hole where you thought you had something special with a client?

Have you ever had or led a client down the rabbit hole and made him think, (or he thought regardless of your actions) that he was special to you?

 

[Deleted member 89502]

BTC is making it much easier to keep the satanic/zionist regimes out of our pockets. The billionaire corps pay zero tax and We The People fund the regimes' tax cuts for them and their bribers/"campaign contributors".

Did you see the drop earlier this week? Bad omen. Plus with everything moving to cashless in the near future, all it would take is one flick of a switch and no one has access to currency.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

Not sure if this has been asked yet...

Are you a high mileage MPA or a low mileage MPA and why?

I won't answer that because it may identify where I work and who I am.

 

[Deleted member 89502]

What's the brand name of massage oil do they use at your spa?

Nutiva - the big bucket of refined coconut oil from Costco.