Tu toh aaj hi aaya hai forum pe, tu kya dafa karega. 20 account, ek hijda.
Aaj hi vote deejiye MP ki new party Ko #HijdoKiFauj, Inka kaam aur manifesto for 2019:
1. Khud se khud ke posts like karna, because we can only self pleasure. Choot dekhi nai hai, bas Muth maarna aata hai. Din me 20 Baar!
2. Forum ka mahol bigaadna. Kyon ki, jo khud virgin moongfali hai, wo doosro Ko Kyun chodne dega? KLPD hamaara janmasidh adhikaar hai.
3. Ek doosre ki posts like karo, ek doosre ka lund pakad ke hilaao
4. Moot humaara national drink hai. Humaari rally me aao aur free Moot piyo.
Bohot hogayi bakchodi, Niklo Yahaan se, Gaand ke Baal ke upar lagi hui tatti ke keede ho tum. Aukaat mein raho, nahi toh moot pilaunga! (Sarcasm aata hai toh theek hai, warna rehne do)