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*XXX ANALYSIS* (for adults only)
365 nights of a Indian woman:
60 nights periods
55 nights headaches
50 nights I am tired
40 nights I have to get up early
35 nights I am not well
25 nights the kids are awake
20 nights will do tomorrow
35 nights today fasting
45 nights got to go to mom's place..!
This is why guys go to Bangkok. Just think how much brain the lad would have invested in this msg.
A Case Study on Wedding Decisions
[Averge marital life 30 yrs]
COST: Marriage expenses- Rs.1000000
Monthly expenses - Rs.20000
Wifes monthly maintainence- Rs.5000
RETURNS:
SEX First 5 yrs- Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 yrs- Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 yrs -Once in 15 days.
Next 10 yrs -Once in a month.
MEANING:1400 times sex in 30 years 4 an estimated expenditure of 7200000 + 1000,000 spent on wedding @ 7% for 30 years as per current FD Int rate
= 62420000
CALCULATIONS:
A Man spends Rs.54000 for each time he has Sex with his Wife.
CONCLUSION:
Outsourcing is cheaper!
AAO BANGKOK CHALEIN
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