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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.

 

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A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school....*

What is the difference between 'Wife' and 'Girlfriend' ?

Grandpa thought for a minute and Simplified the explanation like this ;

Listen Son :
*Wife* is like a *TV*
and
*Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE*

At home you *watch* TV ,
but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE .

Sometimes you *enjoy* TV , but most of the time , you *play* with your MOBILE .

TV is (as good as) *free* for life , but for the MOBILE , if you don't *pay* , the services will be *terminated* .

TV is *big , bulky* and most of the time *old* ,
But the MOBILE is *cute , slim , curvy , replaceable* and *portable* .

Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*
but for the MOBILE , it is often *high* and *demanding* .

TV has a *remote*
but MOBILE *doesn't* .

Most importantly , MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen) , but with the TV , you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not) !

Last but not least !!!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don't have *viruses* , but MOBILES often *do*

And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen* .

*Take Care*

*Stick to TV only*


Don’t smile yourself... Forward to your friends..

 

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