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A man goes into a Massage Parlor for his first Thai Massage
He's a little nervous because he's never gotten one before.
Before they start the woman asks him if he has any questions.
He says, "What should I expect?"
She replies, "Well you first strip down so that you're 100% comfortable. Then just relax. Traditional Thai massage uses no oils or lotions. Rather than rubbing on muscles, the body is compressed, pulled, stretched and rocked."
This sounds pleasant enough so they begin.
It's very enjoyable and quite sensual.
About halfway through she says in a sexy voice, "Ok you can turn over now"...
He slowly does and turns red in the face.
The woman says "Don't worry it's 100% natural to get an erection during this type of massage"
He pauses and then replies, "Yeah but why do you have one?"
He's a little nervous because he's never gotten one before.
Before they start the woman asks him if he has any questions.
He says, "What should I expect?"
She replies, "Well you first strip down so that you're 100% comfortable. Then just relax. Traditional Thai massage uses no oils or lotions. Rather than rubbing on muscles, the body is compressed, pulled, stretched and rocked."
This sounds pleasant enough so they begin.
It's very enjoyable and quite sensual.
About halfway through she says in a sexy voice, "Ok you can turn over now"...
He slowly does and turns red in the face.
The woman says "Don't worry it's 100% natural to get an erection during this type of massage"
He pauses and then replies, "Yeah but why do you have one?"
snoopdoggie
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Is this supposed to be some kind of subliminal advertising for the women?
It reminds me of the Camel cigarettes ad from years ago.
snoopdoggie
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Because she's more excited than he is. Ha ha ha.
snoopdoggie
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No, it's supposed to be that way. Lol.
snoopdoggie
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He's never looked better in his life.
snoopdoggie
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What the fuck? Is this the MPA that jerks off guys with her feet?
snoopdoggie
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What about Pearl Jam?
snoopdoggie
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How about a tradeoff? We'll let the women go topless in public as long as they wear a mask on their face.
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Holy fuck. I know that room. I hang out and teach golf there all the time in the winter. I think I know who you are...lol.
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