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It doesn't matter. The leafs core always disappear during playoff especially nylander

 

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It doesn't matter. The leafs core always disappear during playoff especially nylander

Actually didn't Nylander play better than most of the rest of team in the Tampa series?

 

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What did Drunk Trump say when he heard that a Mexican wanted to be an American firefighter?
No way, Hose A.

 

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Damn...that's when you know it's official lol

 

[Rupert Redrooster]

The horny rooster.


A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster.

As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmer’s hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is worried.

Next morning, not only is the rooster screwing the hens, but he is screwing the turkeys, ducks, and even the cow.

Later, the farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead, and vultures circling overhead.

The farmer runs out, looks down at the young rooster’s limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!"

And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, “Shhhh!, they are about to land."

 

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