Chat Jokes please

[JimC]

Happy Easter !

 

[SPAfan2020]

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Perfectly be honest, i am in shock that in 2024 there are still men who have low opinion about women. Men and women are equal in every sense. Actually, Just for your info: biologically each and every human fetus is female first. Then after while due to "Y" chromosome, the fetus changes to male ( boy). I.e. nature considers all human fetus female ( girls) assuming both chromosomes are "X" then when resizes that fetus has "X & Y" Chromosome start using mom's testosterone to change fetus to boy. Women are twice resistant against disease due to double X chromosomes ( not believe check Covid death data) and they are much more tolerant to pain than men. One more fact: historically men were in power even today: what has humanity achieved so far: global warming, extreme pollution, wars, destruction, food shortages, inflation, high crime rates, atomic weapons, biological and chemical weapons, etc.

 

[SamPerkins]

Perfectly be honest, i am in shock that in 2024 there are still men who have low opinion about women. Men and women are equal in every sense. Actually, Just for your info: biologically each and every human fetus is female first. Then after while due to "Y" chromosome, the fetus changes to male ( boy). I.e. nature considers all human fetus female ( girls) assuming both chromosomes are "X" then when resizes that fetus has "X & Y" Chromosome start using mom's testosterone to change fetus to boy. Women are twice resistant against disease due to double X chromosomes ( not believe check Covid death data) and they are much more tolerant to pain than men. One more fact: historically men were in power even today: what has humanity achieved so far: global warming, extreme pollution, wars, destruction, food shortages, inflation, high crime rates, atomic weapons, biological and chemical weapons, etc.

 

[cupcrazy]

 

[Duzy Kutas]

 

[Duzy Kutas]

 

[snoopdoggie]

There was an April fools joke about Marner playing defence for the rest of the season when he gets back from injury. Although he's a good 2-way forward and a great penalty killer, his play making talents would be wasted if he stays on the back end. The only way it would work is, if he would go on the offense 100% of the time like Orr did.

 

[cupcrazy]

There was an April fools joke about Marner playing defence for the rest of the season when he gets back from injury. Although he's a good 2-way forward and a great penalty penalty killer, his play making talents would be wasted if he stays on the back end. The only way it would work is, if he would go on the offense 100% of the time like Orr did.

Marner like the rest of the leafs wil faulter in the playoff. The burning question right now will be who is your starter will or the other guy

 

[snoopdoggie]

Marner like the rest of the leafs wil faulter in the playoff. The burning question right now will be who is your starter will or the other guy

Samsonov. It seems Woll still isn't back to his normal self.

 

[cupcrazy]

Samsonov. It seems Woll still isn't back to his normal self.

either way, i don't see the leafs go very far with their playoff. our hope lies on the top line Matthews and Marner and hopefully Nylander.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Sorry mam, but you won't get hot juicy cum from a zucchini. What you need is a real dick.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Funny guy and original cast member of SCTV Toronto, Joe Flahrety has passed away. I think I'll throw my TV out the window.

 

[Hornet]

 

[SPAfan2020]

It is funny to see the karma for the rich and spoiled rich kid. Poor guy inside water saw the crazy driver and headed to beach. The spoiled rich man/kid try to scare him. The heaven provided immediate karma. Driver was so stupid that not wearing even seat belt. I lived in the Gulf for 5 years. I saw how the rich sheiks drove very expensive cars or ski jets crazy manner in beach, shallow water, river, roads, you name it. Good joke.

 

[Hornet]

 

[Hornet]

 

[Hornet]

 

[Hornet]

 

[Hornet]

 

[cupcrazy]