Chat Jokes please

[Hornet]

A young family with an 8 year old son move into a new home. Later that night they see Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen in tuxedoes standing outside the neighbours house with a camera crew. The next night they are there again. This happens every single night. A few weeks later the little boy goes up to them and asks who they are and why are they there. Anderson and Andy say, “we’re from CNN and this is Ursus’ house. We come here every night other than December 31st. We’ve been doing this for as long as we can remember.” The little boy asks “why?”. Andy responds, “we’re waiting for Ursus’ balls to drop”

 

[jimmyd]

A young family with an 8 year old son move into a new home. Later that night they see Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen in tuxedoes standing outside the neighbours house with a camera crew. The next night they are there again. This happens every single night. A few weeks later the little boy goes up to them and asks who they are and why are they there. Anderson and Andy say, “we’re from CNN and this is Ursus’ house. We come here every night other than December 31st. We’ve been doing this for as long as we can remember.” The little boy asks “why?”. Andy responds, “we’re waiting for Ursus’ balls to drop”

I guess they can’t all be winners, eh?


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[Hornet]

I guess they can’t all be winners, eh?


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Yup, my mistake was to use “Ursus” instead of “jimmyd”

 

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[snoopdoggie]

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This would make Don Cherry proud.

 

[snoopdoggie]

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Desperation time.

 

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[snoopdoggie]

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Is that Urusula?

 

[Cola]

Is that Urusula?

No its your Dad

 

[snoopdoggie]

No its your Dad

Oh, so you have a baby carrot dick too? I can't help you with that. Sorry.

 

[Cola]

Oh, so Urusula is your Dad?

No you're dad nigger

 

[snoopdoggie]

No you're dad nigger

Identity revealed folks.
Cola and Ursula is the same person.
Why else would Cola run to Ursula's defense? Ha ha

 

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