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I had the inspiration for the following nightclub bit.
Can you imagine being Joe Rogan’s older brother, “Jeff Rogan”? He’s younger than you so you’re the tough one, right? Joe starts doing Tae Kwon Do and soon he is kicking everyone’s ass. Well at least you are funny, right? Joe goes from telling his team-mates jokes, to comedy clubs, to getting a part in one of the best sitcoms ever in about five minutes! But your more successful right? You excelled in selling real estate and now you own your own real estate company. Joe goes onto Fear Factor and makes bank and everything he touches after that turns to gold. But at least you are the smart one, right? You went to university; you got a degree. Joe’s intellectual curiosity leads him to start a podcast where he has in depth conversations with some of the smartest people in the world.
Can you imagine being Joe Rogan’s older brother, “Jeff Rogan”? He’s younger than you so you’re the tough one, right? Joe starts doing Tae Kwon Do and soon he is kicking everyone’s ass. Well at least you are funny, right? Joe goes from telling his team-mates jokes, to comedy clubs, to getting a part in one of the best sitcoms ever in about five minutes! But your more successful right? You excelled in selling real estate and now you own your own real estate company. Joe goes onto Fear Factor and makes bank and everything he touches after that turns to gold. But at least you are the smart one, right? You went to university; you got a degree. Joe’s intellectual curiosity leads him to start a podcast where he has in depth conversations with some of the smartest people in the world.
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Why did Drunk Trump win the first election, but lose his second election?
People have been losing their re-election bids forever. It's not a new concept.
JimmyDummy, there's no need to do your crying for him.
He's a loser. So, just admit it, finally, and move on.
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