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A father buys a robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night, so he asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." The dad asks, "Really? Then what movie did you watch?"
The son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." The dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Now the mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." The dad asks, "Really? Then what movie did you watch?"
The son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." The dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Now the mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.
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I never complain about number 28, because that's what good sex does.
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Jack Nicklaus and Arnold Palmer?
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Maybe she's afraid that some other passengers on a different plane might look in her window.
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Fuck that's hilarious!
Love the stolen land punchline haha. I guess the joke is on the fakestinians...as usual.
Good job BitchInToronto!
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