Hey everyone...
From July 1st through July 9th I was in the Arizona & West Texas areas so I decided to stop by Juarez for a first time visit. I went there my first night in El Paso, then returned a few days later for two more nights. I thought it would be only fair to provide you all with a trip report, since I have gained so much from this guide before going on many other adventures!!!!
First of all, almost everything I heard about on here was the MP’s. Personally I don’t give a rats ass about those because from here to the moon there is one on every corner, and those are old news. I personally like the excitement and unexpected results of street action, strip clubs, bars, etc. So that is what I went looking for in Juarez, ESPECIALLY because I found only minimal info here about them.
El Paso Hotel and Bridge Across
First of all, I stayed at the Holiday Inn Express on Executive Blvd. in El Paso. It was $49.00/night and was in a good area. Definitely recommended because everything from Kinkos with free High Speed, all the major restaurants, banks, shopping and gas stations are within a mile or two. Plus, you can either jump on I-10 just South of the hotel, or get on Mesa St. just North of the hotel, and either will dump you off downtown, just East of Santa Fe Rd. Go into downtown and turn right anywhere until you find Santa Fe Rd, then left all the way until you hit the train tracks. I recommend you stop at the train tracks and go into the parking area on your left (big white sign). You can cut through a bus parking lot and you are standing on the sidewalk that goes over the bridge, right in front of the Customs Station. Its only $3 for 8 hours, and one night I never came back – 17 hours – and they never charged me extra. I walked every night, and don’t even bother with taxis. Every motherfucker there (as usual) wants to get you in a taxi to “Pink Lady”, or offer tour services, or “prescriptions”. I politely decline with a wave of the hand, a smile, and “No, gracias Senor.” I have NO problems with any local while I was there. As usual, I ignored the Policia driving by and acted like I didn’t care, usually putting my cellphone to my ear when I saw them coming. Saw very little Federales, maybe two trucks. Nothing like the presence in Nuevo Laredo. I WALKED everywhere, on the main drag and the parallel streets – venturing as far as 3 streets East or West and 15-20 blocks South, with NO PROBLEMS!!!!!!
Regular Nightclubs?
If you are looking for regular nightclubs that play Tejano, Reggaton or Hip-Hop on the strip, there are a few that are hot right now. As soon as you go over the bridge just follow that street (Juarez) on the right sidewalk. Within the first 3 blocks are many hot clubs, including a big orange-painted one call “The Beach” I believe. All of them in that area seemed safe and very busy, especially on the weekend. I wouldn’t suggest you go much deeper than that unless your looking for action.
Regular Bars – Don Felix & Yankees
I chose to visit a few bars just to see what was up. If you walk down Juarez Ave about 4 blocks, you will see Don Felix and Yankees right next to eachother on your left. Don Felix is kind of hidden behind a tree and is white with the name painted black. Yankees has a big sign that is all NYY emblems and shit. They were both very safe and Gringo-friendly with Policia in the area quite often, especially motor-cops who like to hang out in front of Yankees but never messed with me. Don Felix didn’t have very good AC, was loud and too dark, and just not as nice as Yankees. I didn’t stay in there much at all. Yankees, however, I used as a starting place/regrouping location to plan my night. Well lit, good AC, several TV’s with sports on all the time, nice patrons and great barstaff, real nice jukebox. Alcohol prices are clearly posted on a sign in both Dolares and Pesos. Beer is $1.40, Mixed was like $2.20 and something harder was I think $3.00 or something. I only drink beer, so I didn’t pay much attention to the other drinks. With tips, pretty much just $2.00 a drink – not bad. The staff was friendly and fun. Lucy (in a picture below with her eyes half closed and curly reddish hair) is pretty cool and knows a little English. The other bartenders are nice, and the other one pictured below (with the long braided hair – sorry, forgot her name) was awesome!!!!! She knows excellent English and we hung out a lot. She is real cool. I didn’t find that anyone WORKING at the bar was for sale, however they do get frequented by the street whores, mostly older ones (30-40). Classy and not too bad looking for the most part. The whores usually come in and sit at the end, so they can see down the bar. Best for you to sit in the middle of the bar somewhere near the main TV and with your back to the jukebox so you can make the decision to approach them, not have them sit with you right away. I spoke with three street whores in there, fucked one, and she was worthless. $30.00 for full service covered, $7.00 for a local hotel room and rubber. She wanted me to finish within 5 minutes, but between the alcohol and heat I couldn’t. She cussed me out in Spanish and left me holding it in my hand. Bitch.
Fausto’s Strip Club (Alice & Charley’s)
From Yankees I found that a nice little place to go to is just across the street. Cross straight over and go through the courtyard with the big statue of the woman and kids, and past the hot dog stand. That courtyard will dump you out onto the parallel street (forget the name, sorry) and the first door on your right is Faustos (Alice & Chrley’s). This place was a blast if you aren’t on a tight budget. I ended up here at least once every night, mainly because I love regular strip clubs. The place is very dark, but plays some kick ass modern Tejano, Dance and Reggaton. Find the waiter named Charlie - he is completely bilingual and can hook you up. He knows everything you need to know and is real cool. It is a regular-style strip club where “some” of the girls will fuck – for a fee to the house and them. House will charge you $30.00 for the “back room” and $10.00 to the DJ to take the girl off the dance list. The only other price is between you and the girl, ranging from $50 to $100 depending on who you talk to (priced out only 3 that will fuck)– but that is too expensive for my blood. I like to just watch and see what type of free play I can get! Also, beers are $3.00 for you and a WHOPPING $13.00 FOR A GIRL! The girl gets $5.00 of every beer you buy her. If you know enough Spanish, buy her one drink and tell her to milk it and not order any more for an hour or two, then give her $20.00 - equivalent of 4 drinks and saving you $32.00. That will keep the price down. Sit in the back corner where it is darker, and near the dressing room. Much more action available in the dark and you get to see more from the lights of the dressing room when the curtain opens. The first night I met a HOTTIE who was an 8 in my book named Veronika. She doesn’t fuck, doesn’t know English, just dances, but we sat and talked all night as best as I could for my Spanish. We ended up making out almost the whole time, and I didn’t give her a penny besides the cash from a few drinks. She wanted my email, telephone and all that shit. Maybe she’ll write me? Who knows. She said she would be back the next night I was to go there – well, she wasn’t. However the next night I met Miksell (she said Gringos just call her Michelle) who is also a HOTTIE and a 9 in my book. See her pics below – which I got with a digital camera that I didn’t have on me the first night. She was awesome, funny and a great girl. I went back to see her another night and we had a blast together. She also doesn’t have sex for money, but yet again – I made out with her all the second night and we got eachother off in the process. She wanted my phone number and we have actually spoken since I got back. Damn fine girl, I would bring her and her daughter here any day…unfortunately she loves Mexico and has no desire to leave! I saw her making money off two other Americanos there and I know for sure we found some type of connection, cause she wasn’t close to friendly with the other guys like with me. And for the guy in the cowboy hat (in case you read this forum) that tried to buy sex from her but she refused, so he got pissed off and yelled at her??? Bring it on motherfucker…I saw you glaring at me….I cant help it if she was making jokes to me behind your back..you were boring her!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaah About 80% of the girls there are smoking hot!
My New Friend Dale
During my third visit, I walked around with a guy named Dale who actually has a car and a part-time residence down there (see picture below of us). He has got a few years on me, but he’s a cool cat and KNOWS Juarez! He knew a shitload of girls around there, and also knew how to get to places. This guy has more girlfriends than he knows what to do with, and I saw him get some serious play everywhere we went. He made a lot of suggestions to me and was pretty streetwise, most of which I already know though from traveling South America and other Mexico Border Towns. If you ever want to head down there, look me up..and I’ll see if he’ll be around also! The more the merrier!!!
Club Panama
Every goddamn taxi driver in Juarez wants to take you to Pink Lady for their kickback. So that’s an automatic no to me. I decided to stay on foot and with Dale we ventured down to Panama. It is about two blocks over and 15 blocks South…or something close. Not hard to find and we had no problems getting there. Plus, while your walking, you have a chance to check out a bunch of other bars, clubs and street girls ranging in ages 16-66..hahahah We got to Panama and actually had a nice time, but I was not that impressed overall with the club. I believe that the beers were $3.00 each for you or the lady, so that was cool. This place is a regular in-house hooker joint and you should not expect much. The girls were mostly 5-7’s, and two times I got quoted $150.00 for sex…WTF???????? NO WAY! I got one girl down to $100 but passed, because she kept trying to get me to buy drinks for her friends who were ugly. It’s a cool place to hang out, very well lit, and the staff was friendly. A local tried to start a fight with me, I guess because I was prettier than him…hahah. I bought the fucker a beer to cool him off, but 5 minutes later he was back at it. Management had him leave and that was the end of it. The girls were fun to talk to, and you should get a kick out of the pics below. The one with girls on my lap, the one sucking the wrong end of a beer bottle, and the two standing together are all from Panama. Dale had yet another ex-girlfriend who worked there - in the picture where he is kissing her – Crazy Fucker! Dont go out of your way to visit here. I will try Pink Lady next time just to see what I can get.
Street Action
EVERYWHERE I looked there was street action, and about 60% of it was very fuckable! I was approached by a broad range of girls, from two girls who looked probably 18 to a woman who was about 60. There is some action on the main drag, and a LOT of it on the next two parallel streets West of Juarez Ave. I never went Eest, except with a girl in a Taxi…will tell about that later. The street price seems to be consistent at $20 for sex, $15 for blow/HJ, plus $5-7 for the hotel and rubber. Ask the girl to get a hotel with A/C…they are usually the same price. This is the action I like the most, and hooked up with three of them while I was there. Only one would let me take pics though, see below for the pics of the little skinny chick. Not such a hot face, but a killer little body!!!! I found her two different nights and, although she didn’t get into it much, so let you do whatever and was pleasant. The further back you go, and the further West, the more you run into Policia, transsexuals, drugadictos and underage girls. Probably best to take taxis through there unless you are comfortable like me.
Dalcia – My best sex in Juarez
The second night I was there, I left Panama because it was like 1:30am and things were going to close. Dale was too busy with his tongue down his ex’s throat, so I walked back to the bridge. This was were I meet the skinny street-girl in the pic below, hit it for $20, and continued to head to the bridge. As I was 2 blocks from the bride, I saw a group of 6-8 latinos walk out of a regular nightclub, splitting off different ways. I fixated on one hot little chick that turned out to be 18 once I met her, named “Dalcia”. I yelled to her, and she turned around. All I really wanted was a picture with her (a hot local, see below – she is the one in the white Porn Star shirt). We took the picture then hung out for like 45 minutes on the corner one block from the bridge talking as best as we could manage. She had been drinking, and so had I, so I got myself a kiss pretty quick. From there we located a taxi and her and the driver found a nice hotel a few blocks East of Juarez Ave. We got a nice room, hopped in the shower together, and then proceeded to fuck like wild dogs! I didn’t care because she wasn’t street action – so we went bareback – she was clean, tight and young – even shaved smooth. It was GREAT sex – but she wouldn’t blow me because apparently her Father (for what he’s worth) had fucked her mouth since she was a kid – too bad. She was probably an 8 in my book, but unfortunately she had a kid like 5 months before that so had some fat and stretch that needed to see a big neon EXIT sign!!! We spooned all night, and I woke her up with a shot of morning wood, finishing off a second round with her. We found a taxi to a local restaurant for breakfast, then I paid another taxi to take me to the bridge and her to home. It was just like a local hookup with a young hottie in the States, only better, because she was Mexicana!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, that was about all I had time for. I hope my longwinded trip report doesn’t bore you, but then again, I really don’t give a fuck because I had a lot of fun writing it and enjoying the memories!!! And yeah, I spared you from any pictures that had my dick in them..haha. So…I could go on and on with more recommendations and advice while on the street there, but I think you get the idea. I will try a bunch of new stuff when I go back, probably in early August, but I am dying to go back to Nuevo Laredo first. Any takers for either trip? Always enjoy good company!
Adios Gentlemongers!!!!!!
Brad
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